
Welcome to the darker side of AICN! Mark L. Miller aka Ambush Bug here with another AICN HORROR: ZOMBIES & SHARKS column. Another week, another batch of horror! This time I’ve got killer cults, arcane brain controllers, gun-toting ninjas, demon bikers, rocker werewolves, and alien invaders! What more could you ask for?
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On with the horror reviews!
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Retro-review: DONOVAN’S BRAIN (1953)
Retro-review: THE BLACK SLEEP (1956)
Retro-review: MONSTER DOG (1984)
Retro-review: DISTURBING BEHAVIOR (1998)
CHILDREN OF THE STARS (2012)
ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE (2014)
ROWS (2015)
ALIENATED (2015)
BLEED (2016)
THE INVITATION (2015)
And finally…Lights Out: What the Devil!


DONOVAN’S BRAIN (1953)
Directed by Felix E. FeistWritten by Curt Siodmak (novel), Hugh Brooke (adaptation), Felix E. Feist (screenplay)
Starring Lew Ayres, Gene Evans, Nancy Reagan, Michael Colgan, Steve Brodie, Lisa Howard, James Anderson, Victor Sutherland, Peter Adams, Harlan Warde, Shimen Ruskin
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
This intense mind control-filled drama may not be high on horror, but DONOVAN’S BRAIN has some fantastic performances and a kooky fun science premise.


Saving the film are the performances, specifically by Ayres and Reagan. It was fun seeing young Reagan (especially so close to her recent passing) and realizing that she was a fine actress in her day. Ayres is strong here as well, changing his tone, posture, and demeanor when he switches between Cory and Donovan. Falling more into the category of suspense-filled drama, DONOVAN’S BRAIN is a lot of fun, with some kooky science leading it off and some strong work by the cast carrying it the rest of the way to the sudden but satisfying end.


THE BLACK SLEEP (1956)
aka DR. CADMAN’S SECRETDirected by Reginald Le Borg
Written by Gerald Drayson Adams (story), John C. Higgins(screenplay)
Starring Basil Rathbone, Herbert Rudley, Akim Tamiroff, Lon Chaney Jr., John Carradine, Bela Lugosi, Patricia Blair, Phyllis Stanley, Tor Johnson, Sally Yarnell, Claire Carleton
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
This off the wall tale of mad science tosses everything but the kitchen sink at you, making THE BLACK SLEEP one of those odd little forgotten classics that deserves to be remembered.

This is one kooky movie. Starring pretty much every classic horror actor working at the time, lovers of retro-horror are going to have to see this film. Seeing Bela Lugosi, Lon Chaney Jr., John Carradine, Tor Johnson, and Basil Rathbone all in one film is a horror fan’s dream come true. The only problem is that other than Rathbone, who seems to be having a blast with his role as the mad scientist with a secret, the other actors only have bit parts here. Lugosi himself, in a role that is debatably his last, doesn’t even speak in the film, Tor Johnson does his usual zombie Tor schtick, and Lon Chaney Jr. has a more substantial role, but one that takes advantage of his size rather than his acting. John Carradine is bugnuts as a religious zealot, but he only shows up in the last few minutes. So if you’re looking for all of these creeper heroes to interact, you’re going to have to wait for it.

THE BLACK SLEEP is one of those odd little films that has slipped through the cracks, but thankfully Kino Lorber is bringing it back for all to enjoy. The film is strangely structured narratively, but if you roll with it until the end, you’re definitely going to be surprised at how far down the rabbit hole it descends.


MONSTER DOG (1984)
aka THE BITEDirected by Claudio Fragasso (as Clyde Anderson)
Written by Claudio Fragasso (as Clyde Anderson)
Starring Alice Cooper, Victoria Vera, Carlos Santurio, Pepa Sarsa, Pepita James, Emilio Linder, Ricardo Palacios, Luis Maluenda, Barta Barri,
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
While it hasn’t aged well, MONSTER DOG possesses some fun werewolfisms amidst some truly awful moments. Still, if you’re a fan of the esteemed rock god Mr. Cooper, this is a must see.

Straight up front, I want to tell you this is not a great movie. The film opens with a hokey music video that only those who were around for the beginning of MTV would appreciate. The dubbing is downright terrible in this film, as it seems everyone but Cooper spoke Italian while filming, and the acting and script are pretty horrible, not really giving Cooper much to work with. Obviously, with Cooper’s love of the macabre he was hoping for the best with MONSTER DOG, but there’s a lot of rough stuff to plow through to get to the good stuff in this film.

The effects in MONSTER DOG are not fantastic, but Fragasso smartly only shows them in quick snippets, so the dog head puppets’ rudimentary nature is kind of covered. *SPOILER* One of the more impressive scenes is the transformation scene as Cooper begins changing into a monster dog. Through some solid transformative acting and capable effects, Cooper really sells this scene and makes it one of the more powerful ones in the film. *END SPOILER*
MONSTER DOG is definitely not the best werewolf/evil dog film around, but if you stick with it for a little while, it actually ends rather strongly. Still, the choice to place that horrible song “Identity Crisises” and the accompanying video at the beginning and the end of the film makes it hard to recommend this film to anyone but diehard Cooper fans and lovers of rough going cinema.


DISTURBING BEHAVIOR (1998)
Directed by David NutterWritten by Scott Rosenberg
Starring James Marsden, Katie Holmes, Nick Stahl, Steve Railsback, Bruce Greenwood, Katharine Isabelle, William Sadler, Ethan Embry, Terry David Mulligan, Susan Hogan, A.J. Buckley, Derek Hamilton, Dan Zukovic, Tygh Runyan, P.J. Prinsloo, Michelle Skalnik, Lalainia Lindbjerg, Chad Donella, Natassia Malthe, Crystal Cass, Chris Owens, Fiona Scott, David Paetkau, Erin Tougas, Ryan Taylor, Jay Brazeau, Brendan Fehr, Sarah-Jane Redmond, Carly Pope, Andre Danyliu, Gillian Barber, Stephen J. Lang, Peter LaCroix, Lynda Boyd, Daniella Evangelista, Stephen E. Miller, Julie Patzwald
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
If you’re looking for one of the most bland horror movies of the self aware/teen horror era of horror which began with SCREAM and petered out well into the 2000s, look no further than DISTURBING BEHAVIOR. The film is not without merit; you just have to sift through the clichés and simply bad parts to get to it.

First and foremost, this film is guilty of the single most annoying thing that came out of the Nineties, which is the incorporation of a few seconds of an MTV-approved rock song at the top and bottom of every scene transition. These songs usually have just scant traces of something to do with what’s going on with the scene, usually only a line or two that obviously states what is going on, used before the record is scratched and another annoying hit by The Flys or Harvey Danger can be played. I understand MTV was big at the time and Hollywood thought all of the kids lived and breathed by it (by this time, though, the channel began tossing hour after hour of videos and replacing them with reality shows, so of course, Hollywood was ten years too late), but this type of thing worked well with THE CROW, but rarely since.

This type of film has been made over and again from THE STEPFORD WIVES to THE FACULTY to ZOMBIE HIGH. I hear this film was cut to shit by the producers in order to appeal to the largest of masses. Snipped were character moments, interactions with adults because this was a film for kids and who wants to see adults in a movie, and an ending which has Steve turned into one of the Blue Ribbons (some of which are shown in the special features section with commentary by X-FILES/GAME OF THRONES director David Nutter, in which he seems almost remorseful looking back at these scenes). I don’t think that would have helped because all of the rest feels like it was a cut and paste Pod People script put together by unhip producers pandering to kids they don’t relate to. Somewhere in here is a decent homage to those types of films. There certainly are some decent performances by William Sadler, James Marsters, Bruce Greenwood, Katie Holmes, and especially Nick Stahl. It’s simply one of those films that ends up being so overproduced and whitewashed that anything that makes it interesting has been bleached out altogether--sort of like the Blue Ribbons themselves.

CHILDREN OF THE STARS (2012)
Directed by Bill PerrineStarring Ruth Norman, Charles Spiegel, Lani Calvert, Decie Hook, Kevin Kennedy, Tracey Kennedy, Billie McIntyre, William Proctor, David Reynolds, Dan Smith, Diana Tumminia
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Far be it from me to criticize someone’s beliefs. I don’t want to have this review making fun of this group of people who built a religion and a community that made them feel a part of something bigger than themselves. Religion, though, is a tough subject for me to breach because the way these people give their all to believe in something they cannot see is something I simply cannot fathom. But this documentary about the truly odd religion called the Unarian Academy of Science presents the CHILDREN OF THE STARS in a pretty detailed and respectful manner.

If there’s a criticism of this film I think it’s that it waits until just the last twenty minutes to have psychologists look at the community from an unbiased perspective and talking about the sociological and psychological explanations of communities such as this. While this film didn’t really do much to convert me, it did show that not all cults are particularly bad. The Unarians made decorative costumes and props to use in elaborate films and plays they would make for their own inspiration, entertainment, therapy, and recruitment. There is a nice sense of positivity in this film, despite the fact that these are a bunch of lost souls who came together when they needed it. The film highlights the oddity of it all, but does so without judgment and letting the Unarians themselves explain their religions and the movies to show their bizarre beliefs. This is an interesting doc that firmly nestles itself into the theater of the weird while being respectful of the people it focuses on. Those interested in bizarre cultures and unique sociology might just be the audience CHILDREN OF THE STARS is going for.

ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE (2014)
Directed by Jeremy GarnerWritten by Jacy Morris
Starring Mike Bazanele, Nick Forrest, Joshua Lee Frazier, Leif Fuller, Ryan Gregg, Evan Hayes, Tommy Hestmark, Sarah Kobel Marquette, Big Dave Levick, April Mai, Ehren McGhehey, Hunter O'Guinn, Todd A. Robinson, William Ross, Jamison Smith, Joseph Sullivan, Casey Vann, D.L. Watson
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Shot with a grindhousey filter throughout, I can appreciate what ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE is going for even though it only rarely achieves it.

Part comedy and part Satanic gorefest, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE’s main problem is that it aims way too high for the abilities of its actors. Most of the cast just doesn’t have what it takes, or at least didn’t get the direction to convince me of the emotion and the events happening. The script calls for a literal battle between heaven and hell on the open roads, but apart from some solid and slick gore scenes of head bashing and shotgun blasting, the film really crawls when the unconvincing actors try to fill the in between scenes with not so clever dialog. A rewrite or a polish from a second writer might have punched things up, and a few more takes might have made things more convincing. Instead we have a film with some clever crude moments peppered in here and there and some solid gore, but little else to offer.
This being the first film made by director Jeremy Gardner, who seems to have much of his experience coming from special effects work, I think his strengths definitely lay in capturing the gore well, but a stronger script is needed for ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE to lace those scenes of soppy wet gore together better.

ALIENATED (2015)
Directed by Brian AckleyWritten by Brian Ackley
Starring George Katt, Jen Burry, Taylor Negron
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Those interested in dinner theater one act plays might want to take a chance with ALIENATED, a film that only slightly flirts with sci fi, but only really features two people interacting negatively to one another in a closed space for the entire film. Small films like this often intrigue me, but only if there is a point. And while there is, I guess, some kind of point to the argument between this unhappy couple, I can’t say it’s something I found particularly interesting.

OK, this film was dedicated to the late Taylor Negron, who starred in FAST TIMES IN RIDGEMONT HIGH and played a peculiar neighbor of Nate and Paige in this film. Negron is fun in this enigmatic role here, but unfortunately, the rest of the film really grated my nerves to the nub. I guess I just don’t find it enjoyable to watch two people argue incessantly for such a long period of time. I don’t know if the film was ad libbed or scripted, but either way, the argument between the two really got old after the first five minutes. Extend it to a feature length angry back and forthing and it’s ventured beyond not entertaining and it eventually became unbearably annoying. The actors George Katt and Jen Burry do a good job at having what seems like a real life argument anyone who has ever been in a relationship might be able to recognize. Still, just because it’s accurately portrayed doesn’t mean it’s entertaining. ALIENATED alienated me by being a little too real and a little too much in love with its own words, forgetting that a film should not only be accurate, but interesting to watch as well.

ROWS (2015)
Directed by David W. WarfieldWritten by David W. Warfield
Starring Hannah Schick, Lauren Lakis, Kenneth Hughes, Joe Basile, Nancy Murray
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
ROWS plays like an endless fever dream where up and down are unfamiliar concepts. It’s the type of movie that toys with you and makes you doubt your own senses, but still manages to entertain.

What I love about this film is that it does so much with so little. Simply by repeating scenes a few times, filmmaker David W. Warfield does a fantastic job of creating a dreamlike world easy to get lost in. The minimal effects are showy or even necessary, as the out of joint way this film’s narrative operates causes a sense of unease. The use of minimal dialog, often spoken slowly with lines repeating numerous times, makes it all feel as if you’re in some kind of David Lynch universe. Sitting with this film makes you feel as if you’re drifting through someone else’s dream and unable to escape.

There’s a nice fairy tale theme going on in this film. Both Rose and Greta are names from popular fairy tales, as are Rose’s father Mr. White and a man they meet in the corn rows named Jack Briar. These nods to fables of old only intensify the sense of dream and wonder that permeates ROWS. It’s a low key creeper of a film that surprised me a lot in the atmosphere it was able to create, right up to the oddly toned ending that makes you feel as if you’ve experienced a horror-tinted fable.

BLEED (2016)
aka THE CIRCLE, THE HARVESTINGDirected by Tripp Rhame
Written by Ben Jacoby, Tripp Rhame
Starring Chelsey Crisp, Riley Smith, Michael Steger, Lyndon Smith, Brittany Ishibashi, Elimu Nelson, David Yow
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Looking for an evil backwoods cult film? Try BLEED. Looking for a ghosthunting story in a spooky locale? Try BLEED. Looking for a ROSEMARY’S BABY-vibing film about the horrors of pregnancy and paranoia? Try BLEED. Splicing subgenres of horror is never a sure thing, but sometimes it works, and with BLEED most of it works.

The good definitely outweighs the bad in BLEED, a film that tosses bits and pieces of many different styles of horror into a crock pot and makes for a pretty sumptuous broth. The film’s got a ghost who literally chomps bits from people from afar. It’s got a creepy locale where the ghosthunting occurs. It’s got a nice story of a family curse and a really dark tone throughout filled with well-timed and potent shocking moments. There are moments of sheer terror as the pregnant lead (Crisp) is put into danger and some downright awesome deaths by hillbillies alive and dead. While the runtime of the film itself is rather short (1:15 mins), I’m pretty impressed at how much director/writer Tripp Rhame and his co-writer Ben Jacoby were able to cram into this film.

That said, this film is filled with strong performances, be it the protective mother in Crisp’s Sarah or the annoyance from her husband Matt (Steger) or the flaky performance by Riley Smith as Eric and Lyndon Smith as Skye. I especially liked the performance by Brittany Ishibashi, who plays someone coping with schizophrenia and doubting all of the creepy events that are happening around them (again, it’s not believable she would even go into a haunted place, but her performance there, shrieking “Is this really happening?!?” is an extremely potent point in the film as she doubts her own sanity). The strength of the performances proves to be the glue that holds this patchwork quilt of a film together.
Another thing worth noting is the powerful ending of this film that doesn’t explain too much, but still ends with a sledgehammer blow that took me aback at the intensity of the final scene of this film. Filled with rock-shocking moments, BLEED is a unique endeavor in that is embraces many types of terrors (supernatural, natural, and psychological) and ends up being a lot of fun despite being rather uncategorizable. I’d recommend BLEED for those looking to take a terror trip that is far from the norm.

THE INVITATION (2015)
Directed by Karyn KusamaWritten by Phil Hay, Matt Manfredi
Starring Logan Marshall-Green, Emayatzy Corinealdi, Michiel Huisman, Tammy Blanchard, John Carroll Lynch, Emayatzy Corinealdi, Michelle Krusiec, Mike Doyle, Toby Huss, Karl Yune, Lindsay Burdge, Marieh Delfino, Aiden Lovekamp, Jordi Vilasuso, Danielle Camastra, Jay Larson, Trish Gates
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Some of the best horror taps into human emotion and amplifies those feelings of discomfort to fever pitch levels. There have been many films that rely on a heavy dose of paranoia to work. Recent films such as THE CONSPIRACY, and ENEMY, and classics such as JOHN CARPENTER’S THE THING, REPULSION, and ROSEMARY’S BABY push the paranoia to deafening levels of intensity. Another film can be added to that list of nerve-shredding paranoid masterpieces: THE INVITATION.

What this film achieves so masterfully is the sinking feeling that something is off. By focusing the camera on Will through this film, casting him as the outsider in this group of friends, THE INVITATION does an amazing job of making you question if the scenes we are seeing play out are suspicious because we are seeing this from Will’s depressed and troubled perspective or if this really is reality and something horrifying is happening under the partygoers’ noses. So many scenes focus on Will looking around corners, sneaking through the hallways and witnessing snippets of conversations that, again, could be taken either way. The masterful way in which this film teeters on either being a story of a paranoid man or a truly dire situation for such an extended period of time is what grabbed me by the collar and pulled me in off the edge of my seat and as close to the screen as possible.

THE INVITATION conveys a sense of paranoia so strong it cannot be denied. It’s a film that deftly plays with your expectations and amplifies the senses to a level where you are suspicious of everything. The performances are fantastic, especially that of Marshall-Green and Blanchard as the former couple who are familiar with who each other were, but not who they have become. Add the always amazing John Carroll Lynch in yet another creepy-ass performance and you’ve got a cast of characters who we will look back on one day and recognize as the first time we’ve seen these superstars in action. If you’re the type who gets a thrill about movies that make you slowly look over your shoulder in fear, THE INVITATION is a film that accomplishes both an excellent build-up and an equally amazing resolution.
And finally…here’s another radio play from yesteryear! This one is called “What the Devil” from the LIGHTS OUT radio series. Turn down the lights and scooch closer to your computer speakers for this chilling tale…
See ya next week, folks!
Ambush Bug is Mark L. Miller, original @$$Hole/wordslinger/writer of wrongs/reviewer/interviewer/editor of AICN COMICS for over 15 years & AICN HORROR for 5. Follow Mark on the Twitters @Mark_L_Miller.
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