
Greetings, all. Ambush Bug here with another AICN HORROR: ZOMBIES & SHARKS column. Hopefully you all got what you wanted this year for Christmas and if you wished for a horror column this week, guess what?
You got one! It’s a Christmas Miracle! There’s no reindeer, eggnog, or jolly old elves, but I do have some zombies, some Giallo nods, a gaggle of ghosts, a load of lunatics, a bale of white trash, and a vengeance-toting vigilante!
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On with the horror reviews!
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Retro-review: NIGHTMARE CITY (1980)
ZOMBIE HAMLET (2013)
BERBERIAN SOUND STUDIO (2013)
CASSADAGA (2013)
SANITARIUM (2013)
INSIDIOUS 2 (2013)
OPEN GRAVE (2013)
Advance Review: THE HAUNTED TRAILER (2012)
Advance Review: NIGHTMARE BOX (2014)
Advance Review: VENDETTA (2013)
And finally… Tom Etlinger’s THE BRUTE KILLER!

NIGHTMARE CITY (1980)
aka CITY OF THE WALKING DEAD, INVASION OF THE ATOMIC ZOMBIES, ZOMBIE 3Directed by Umberto Lenzi
Written by Antonio Cesare Corti, Luis María Delgado, Piero Regnoli
Starring Hugo Stiglitz, Laura Trotter, Mel Ferrer, Maria Rosaria Omaggio, Francisco Rabal, Sonia Viviani, Eduardo Fajardo, Stefania D'Amario, Ugo Bologna, Sara Franchetti, Manuel Zarzo, Tom Felleghy
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
Now don’t quote me on this, but while some might believe that 28 DAYS LATER or even RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD is the first fast zombie film, I believe that honor goes to NIGHTMARE CITY. Up until that film, I think most of the zombies were of the slow shambling variety most commonly seen in Romero’s films. Even in most of the Italian zombie films of the seventies, the zombies moved at a slow crawl.

The rampaging zombies are treated like the shark in JAWS as the government doesn’t want to alert the public for fear of a panic so any attempts by Miller to broadcast the ever-growing outbreak. But that’s not really what this film is all about. Basically, this is about a bunch of zombie/infectoids running around, stabbing and killing everyone in their path, and of course, tearing the shirts off of every other woman on screen in the mêlée. Sure there are plot points where basically all of those in the know try to call their families to safety, but really it’s about the rampaging, the killing, the stabbing, and the boobies.

If you’re looking for old school gore, one of the first fast zombie movies, and HUGO MUTHER LOVIN’ STIGLITZ, then NIGHTMARE CITY is going to be something you can’t turn down. This is a film that revels in excessive boobs, gore, action, and zombies with very little time spent on all of that emotional stuff that often bogs modern films of this kind down. But frankly, I’d rather see filmmakers do gore and action well and ignore the drama that they obviously can’t do rather than give a half-assed attempt at something they have no interest in doing. Umberto Lenzi offers up a film that moves at a breakneck pace from start to finish in NIGHTMARE CITY.

ZOMBIE HAMLET (2012)
Directed by John MurlowskiWritten by John Murlowski
Starring Travis Wester, John Amos, Jason Mewes, Shelley Long, June Lockhart, Vanessa Lee Evigan, A.J. Buckley, K.C. Clyde, Kim Collins, Emmalee Wilson, Brendan Michael Coughlin, Kristi Culbert, John de Lancie, A.J. Draven, Melora Hardin, Gildart Jackson, Ryan H. Jackson, Hollier Harrison, Hulk Hogan
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Mixing zombie with things seems to be the way to go these days. Zombie and romance. Zombie and military. Zombie and sharks…
Well, much like you, the folks behind ZOMBIE HAMLET seem to be sick of zombie iterations. So instead of making a film mixing Shakespeare and the undead, they made a film about the making of a film about the mixing of Shakespeare and the undead.

This is mainly due to the genuinely good acting from the main cast. Wester has some great comedic timing and is able to show both a likable and comedic side as the director who has good intentions despite how horrible the making of the film seems to be. His partner in crime, Kate the producer (Vanessa Lee Evigan) is equally likable as both of them struggle to complete what looks to be a travesty of film in the making. Adding the bumbling and unskilled Lester (Brendan Michael Coughlin) to the filmmaking trio and this is a talented group of comedic actors at the heart of all of these little cameos and bit parts played by more well knowns. But while CHEERS’ Shelly Long, COMING TO AMERICA’s John Amos, and LOST IN SPACE’s June Lockheart play fun roles as goofy characters bumping into one another in this farce about filmmaking, these three are the ones who make it worth seeing.

The joke of this whole film is that it IS a low budget film about the making of a low budget film that at first intended to be a higher budget film. And the joke works most of the time, with only the latter portion of the film devolving into sitcom like antics. ZOMBIE HAMLET is not going to scare you; nor will it impress with gross out effects or high action. But it does serve as a pretty effective little comedy about the struggles filmmakers often go through to see their dreams realized.

BERBERIAN SOUND STUDIO (2012)
Directed by Peter StricklandWritten by Peter Strickland
Starring Toby Jones, Susanna Cappellaro, Antonio Mancino, Eugenia Caruso, Cosimo Fusco, Jozef Cseres, Chiara D'Anna, Katalin Ladik, Salvatore Li Causi, Antonio Mancino Fatma Mohamed, Jean-Michel Van Schouwburg, Tonia Sotiropoulou and Pál Tóth
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
I had heard a lot about BERBERIAN SOUND STUDIO as to how it was sort of a dud of a film. I can understand why folks came to that conclusion with the film, as it is a very slow moving movie. At the same time, I couldn’t help but be fascinated by the film in terms of pulling the curtain back on an element of film which rarely gets the spotlight—sound design.

Across the board, the acting in this film is top notch. Given a film to star in (though granted Jones is often the star in all films he appears in, whether he gets top billing or not), Jones shines as Gilderoy, the technician who undergoes a transformation at the sights and sounds he witnesses in this foreign land. It’s interesting to see this metamorphosis play out, and as Jones’ dreams and the film playing in front of his sound booth play out, the final moments of this film are some of the most surreal and most effective in terms of seeing a man start out as one thing then bloom (or in this case wither) into something all together different. The other players here are fabulous, from Tonia Sotiropoulou as the talent hired to provide the screams and find a kindred spirit in Gilderoy to Antonio Mancino, who plays Santini, the overzealous director who demands that Gilderoy immerse himself in the horrors that are playing out.

The attention to how sound is brought to films beats out any quibble I might have with the pacing of this film. I do agree that the film lags in bits, but Jones’ fantastic performance as a man struggling with a crisis of conscience and the attention to the often underappreciated job of sound technician makes up for any and all of BERBERIAN SOUND STUDIO’s faults.

CASSADAGA (2011)
Directed by Anthony DiBlasiWritten by Bruce Wood, Scott Poiley
Starring Kelen Coleman, Kevin Alejandro, Louise Fletcher, Rus Blackwell, Lucas Beck, Lucius Baston, Amy LoCicero, Sarah Sculco, Rachel Durose, Avis-Marie Barnes, Hank Stone, Christina Bach, Carlos Navarro
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Smelting together a ghost story with a slasher yarn is not always the most seamless of mergers, but CASSADAGA does a decent job at it by making both the ghost and serial killer aspects interesting and equally dire for the main protagonist, but also seems to fall into the realm of convention by the end.


The problem with CASSADAGA is that it doesn’t really know when to quit. The creepy killer is enough to build an effective and horrifying slasher film around, but this film goes even further and adds the supernatural to the mix, which feels somewhat shoehorned in and much less developed than the other serial killer stuff. If there’s a weak link in CASSADAGA it’s the fact that while the killer is pretty unique, the ghosts are mundane and clichéd. Had this film gone full force with one or the other, I think it would have been more of a successful effort.

SANITARIUM (2013)
Directed by Bryan Ortiz, Bryan Ramirez, Kerry ValderramaWritten by Evan Boston, Crystal Bratton, James Hartz, Scott Marcano, Bryan Ortiz, Kerry Valderrama
Starring Malcolm McDowell, Lou Diamond Phillips, John Glover, Robert Englund, David Mazouz, Lacey Chabert, Chris Mulkey, Mayra Leal
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Given warm feelings with the title SANITARIUM as one of my favorite Metallica songs, I had high hopes when popping this anthology into the old disk player and for the most part, I was pretty entertainment. Though the scares weren’t terribly original or cringe worthy, the strong cast makes SANITARIUM one of the more digestible anthologies of late.




As anthologies go, SANITARIUM is a pretty good one. If you’re able to look past the fact that the doctors really don’t talk the way they do here, the stories themselves are actually better than I was expecting.

INSIDIOUS 2 (2013)
Directed by James WanWritten by James Wan & Leigh Whannell
Starring Patrick Wilson, Rose Byrne, Barbara Hershey, Ty Simpkins, Lin Shaye, Steve Coulter, Leigh Whannell, Angus Sampson, Andrew Astor
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Though the first INSIDIOUS was not the perfect film, I will say that the first half is damn near perfect in tone, patience, and rock solid scares. Having just sat through a double feature of both INSIDIOUS and INSIDIOUS 2, I still think the first holds up in terms of chills and the second, while not as powerful in the story department, continues to do what the original did well and fixes a few of its missteps along the way.

As the last moments of INSIDIOUS suggest, this film focuses on the Lambert family once again who continue to experience paranormal phenomena around their house. Though the slightly off Josh is adamant that the terror has subsided and that both his wife Renai (Rose Byrne) and mother Lorraine (Barbara Hershey) need to ignore the weird stuff in order to take power away from them, the weirdness persists. But what we are aware of, is that Josh returned from the Further (a sort of in-between ghost world astral projectionists like Josh and his son go to in their sleep) somewhat different than when he went in.

Wan and Whannel’s true talent seem to be tapping into those childhood nightmare scenarios and this film is littered with them. All of those nights alone in your room that most of us have forgotten or replaced in our minds with info like online passwords and such never left these guys consciousness. It’s this “in tunement” with childhood fear that is ever-present as the beating heart of effective scares in this whole INSIDIOUS series. The scenes where a child sits up at night and looks into that dark corner or closet or the fear of walking through a quiet house past open doors and dark rooms are effectively paced and well executed here. In the INSIDIOUS movies, you have to pay close attention because the fear could be in any corner of the screen, making this one of those films that is definitely more fun to watch on the big screen. Though it’s a scene repeated over and over in this film, watching one of the characters venture through a creepy house tightened my spine every time.

Midway through, things get extremely expositiony as someone is constantly explaining, reexplaining, and then making sure we get it by explaining it one more time. There are some nicely paced paradoxes that come into play that tie both the first and second films together even tighter which I loved, but they shoot themselves in the foot by literally having characters saying “Oh, so that’s what that meant.” almost directly to the audience.

Clunky midsection aside, INSIDIOUS CHAPTER 2 fixes the weak ending of the first one and it doesn’t feel like they ran out of money this time around, as the filmmakers admitted they did in the first. While the final moments with the Lamberts do feel like they wrap things up rather quickly, the end moments do leave you with that feeling that something is standing directly behind your shoulder and breathing heavy breaths through talon-like teeth.
I’m recommending INSIDIOUS CHAPTER 2 for trying to make a true sequel which is difficult to do these days with many producers still thinking making someone watch another film beforehand is too much to ask an audience. As long as the continuity continues to be this tight, I’m all for supporting this film series which has proven to be a cinematic bendy straw filled with childhood night terrors and haunted house shriekery.

OPEN GRAVE (2013)
Directed by Gonzalo Lopez-GallegoWritten by Eddie Borey & Chris Borey
Starring Sharlto Copley, Thomas Kretschmann, Josie Ho, Joseph Morgan, Erin Richards, Max Wrottesley
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
A man (Sharlto Copley) wakes up in a pit filled with dead bodies confused and without a shred of memory as to how he got there or even who he is. That’s how OPEN GRAVE begins and its one of those films which hits the ground running and never really lets up until the credits start to role.

While there are homicidal axe-weilding madmen and corpses hanging from trees in this film, for the most part this is a tension filled mystery with a clock ticking to see who can solve the riddle and make it out alive. While it may be difficult for some to deal with all of the ambiguity in the opening 45 minutes, the strong characters make it all the more enjoyable and will most likely entice you to ride this wave to the end, despite not knowing what the hell is going on.

OPEN GRAVE is thriller/chiller tighter than a Marine’s bunk sheets with Copley once again proving to be a fantastic actor in that he causes us to identify and hate him intermittently throughout the narrative. Though uncharacteristically expansive in scope, OPEN GRAVE feels like a mystery that Hitchcock himself might have cooked up.

THE HAUNTED TRAILER (2012)
Directed by Chuck NorfolkWritten by Chuck Norfolk & Steven Scott Norfolk & Tim Norfolk
Starring Ron Jeremy, Joe Grisaffi, Jeremy James Douglas Norton, Jacob Byrd, Steve Joseph, Lauren Leal, Roxy Vandiver
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug

THE HAUNTED TRAILER tells the tale of why we all didn’t die in 2012 as the Mayan Calendar predicted. Set in a single trailer in a seedy trailer park, the film follows the disgusting and downright foul exploits of one particular family of trailer trash. The patriarch, Momma (Joe Grisaffi, in drag and screaming most of the time) feels something is off when her two rambunctious man-children Elvis (Jake Byrd) and Aaron (Jeremy James Douglas Norton ) bring in an object that holds a terrible demon inside (played by porn actor Ron Jeremy). With horny little sister Prissy (Lauren Leal ) along for the ride, the family must face down the demon inside of their trailer in order to save the trailer park, the family, and even the world.

But if you’re the kind of viewer who loves John Waters’ films, specifically his cruder, more rough early work, you’re going to see the same sense of no-shits-given attitude at play here as no bodily fluid or orifice is left unaddressed in THE HAUNTED TRAILER. Trailer trash cinema is an acquired taste, but THE HAUNTED TRAILER and specifically the over the top and back again performance of Joe Grisaffi as Momma nails it dead center. If you like sleazy cinema or, heaven forbid, you came from this type of trashy environment, you’re going to feel right at home in this HAUNTED TRAILER.

NIGHTMARE BOX (2014)
Directed by John KeeyesWritten by Jon Keeyes, Carl Kirshner
Starring Johanna Stanton, Nicholas Ball, Debbie Rochon, Matthew Tompkins, Hayden Tweedie, Katie Kensit, Sal Esen
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This is mainly due to two things; top rate production and solid acting. The room we as the viewers along with Jane Doe wake up in is intriguing in that it looks like the remnants from a garage sale mixed with back stage bricka-brak from an old carnival. Set completely in this room which is intricately detailed with layers of wall busted out and cabinets and drawers bound in golden chain, NIGHTMARE BOX plays like a finely detailed stage play where every intricate detail has a story all of its own and if we had the time to hear it, I’m sure it would be interesting as all get out. Circling the camera around to every nook and cranny of this room makes this both a claustrophobic torment and a creative dream come true as despite the confined space, the memories and details inside of the room are infinite.

NIGHTMARE BOX is a heady tale full of metaphor and twists. The story leads to a logical, yet metaphysical ending that makes sense if you watch it a second time. I loved the way writer/director Keeyes unfolds this tightly creased origami paper of a plot and we find out the sordid, yet tragic tale of how Jane ended up in this predicament. Lovers of all things mystery are going to want to seek this one out when it is released wide. Deftly and psychologically twisted, the answers inside NIGHTMARE BOX are not comfortable ones, but they are sickly entertaining nevertheless.

VENDETTA (2013)
Directed by Stephen ReynoldsWritten by Stephen Reynolds
Starring Danny Dyer, Roxanne McKee, Vincent Regan, Josef Altin, Bruce Payne, Simona Brhlikova, Emma Samms, Charlie Bond, Nick Nevern, Ricci Harnett, Ryan Oliva, Alistair Petrie
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug

VENDETTA’s plot moves like a great white shark, focused, deadly, and powerful as special ops soldier Jimmy Vickers (Danny Dyer) returns home to find his parents house burned down and his parents murdered by a gang of street thugs. As he picks off the men responsible one by one, the police and his former special ops unit are after him in a race to who gets to take him in first. Sounds like FIRST BLOOD. Sounds like THE CROW. Sounds like DEATH WISH. I know. It’s all of those. But what makes VENDETTA so good is that it acts as if none of those films ever existed and doesn’t give two shits that it might be reminiscent of revenge films of the past. It just does it effectively all the way through at every single beat and does it like a pro.
Dyer’s performance here is scorching as a man on a mission of vengeance. He has a heart, but much of it is dead now with his parents gone. The only shred of humanity he has left is his ex girlfriend Morgan (Roxanne McKee) and she doesn’t want to see him half the time. Dyer wears the pain on his face like a mask and though lesser actors would make this a one-note killing machine role, the utter dread the actor conveys emanates off the screen to the point where you yourself are feeling his rage.

The film end on a note that this is definitely not the last time we see Dyer’s Vickers character and I hope another VENDETTA is on its way. Dyer gives a star making performance here that ranks right up there with revenge film greats as Bronson, Eastwood, Brandon Lee, and Stallone. With a fantastic cast and action that’ll give you two black eyes, VENDETTA is THE revenge movie to see this year.
VENDETTA will be available in the US later this year and I’ll keep you posted when it’s available!
And finally…here’s a shortie but a goodie called THE BRUTE KILLER from writer/director Tom Etlinger described as A young man sets off on a hunting expedition to kill a brute, a monstrosity of an alien similar to the one that killed his mother. After injuring himself during the chase, his prey nurses him back to health, causing him to question the hatred that has driven him for so many years. A short fantasy film that explores the nature of hate, and the lasting effect it can have even after it's gone. Enjoy!
See ya next week, folks!




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