Is this how Kirk cheated? Another super crazy STAR TREK rumor!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Yesterday I posted a story about a rumor began over at UGO concerning JJ Abrams' STAR TREK... Today I was contacted by a new source that confirmed that we will indeed see the infamous Kobayashi Maru test mentioned in Wrath of Khan... an unwinnable theoretical that Kirk is known to have been the only one to best. What's interesting is that this source claimed to have read the script and told me HOW Kirk cheated his way to victory. Keep in mind that this is a crazy rumor and posted as such. The source is untested, but it was crazy enough to warrant a reckless post... Is it an amazing bit of reprogramming? Nope. In true Kirk fashion, he persuades a chick he is banging to alter the simulator so that it is winnable (my source's exact words). He uses pure animal magnetism and his power over the fairer sex to cheat. Could be true, could be BS... you decide. It's fun to speculate at the very least, no?