Hey, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab.
Please... please stop.
Please stop sending me notices about how the entire script for the new James Bond film has leaked out online and how all the details are out there and how Sean Connery is playing the bad guy in the new one. Please. I know the story's been reported all over the place for the last week or so, but there's a reason I hadn't run it yet. I don't believe a word of it. The script excerpts read like fanboy ramblings, the plot as described is dreadful, convoluted and overly concerned with Bond's history, which time has proven the Broccolis don't care about one little bit. I'm not convinced for a second that Bond20.com is just sitting there with script pages online and no cease and desist orders raining down on them. You know why EON Productions hasn't slapped them with any legal paperwork yet?
'Cause FINAL ASSIGNMENT isn't the next James Bond movie.
Check out their website if you're interested. Their script climaxes with a fight on the crown of the Statue of Liberty. Yes, another one.
You can read EON's bemused denial of the accuracy of Bond20.com's reportage if you click here.
"Moriarty" out.
