4 to join Roger Avary's THE RULES OF ATTRACTION!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... Just talked with Roger Avary about RULES OF ATTRACTION... the friggin nuclear bomb that will lay waste to stupid inane teen flicks for a good amount of time! He called to tell me that some additional actors were being added to the cast!

First up is Jessica Biel, who'll be playing Lauren's (played by Shannon Sossamon) roommate Lara , who is an absolute fuck doll in the film. She loves and craves cock like well, you would wish Jessica Biel would, but well... We don't really know, but heck, that sure as hell hasn't stopped your fantasies has it?

Next up is Kip Pardue, who plays an amazingly screwed up fella, whose goal in life is to screw as many women as often as he can. He plays an 'ideal of Sossamon's' in the film. He's the one that she dreams of giving her vagina over to first. It is his god-like penis that she wants to breach her hymen and unleash her womanhood. Now I know that that sounds kinda corny, but if you remember my last post, this is the prudish phobic venereal disease fearing vaginal virgin who loves it up the ass... Victor has been abroad (pun intended)...

Now we have Thomas Ian Nicholas, remember him from those AMERICAN PIE movies? Well he plays Mitchell, who wakes up hung over with a penis in his ass. He has problems coming to grips with waking to a penis in his ass. And has an interesting adventure with Sean (James Van Der Beek's Sean Bateman.

And finally Eric Stoltz (who worked out brilliantly in Avary's KILLING ZOE) will be playing a teacher in the film!

Avary is very excited about shooting beginning this Friday, and tells me that the above names are all in negotiations at the moment and not signed to the dotted line, but wanted to give me the drop on the project. Ahhhhh, this is going to be such a joy to see get made! Finally a film that has teens, is about teens and well... is just plain evil with sprinkles atop!

Until Avary drops us more, I'll talk atcha later...