Hey folks, Harry here... Ya know, fuck Magnolia Fan. I love Magnolia, and I anticipate loving this film. But the retard was the first with the link, so he gets the glory... Priggy bastard... I hope to God he's kidding because this trailer rules like all hell. Sets up the premise and gives you a sense of scale for the mayhem and madness inherent to the film. I'm so stewing to see this sucker. I want to see it soon. And Magnolia Fan can just lick my stinky palm clean... prick...
Mr. Knowles,
I have just seen the disgusting piece of shit known as the JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK 2nd Internet Trailer. Fuck that Jay and Silent Bob schtick, it sucks. It sucks the short hairs. It sucks the kernals from my ass. That shitty director, that shitty writer and those shitty characters. What the fuck? This trailer reveals just how fucking retarded all those fucking VIEW ASKEWERS are! Look at their shit, they wouldn't know real cinema, a great film, if it lodged out their stretched ass like a 20lb blockage of cheese and sausage. Whatever. I'm sick of Silent Bob and Jay. And to know how truly pathetic these no talent cancer stick sucking bastards are, Click Here And Download The New Shitty Trailer!!!
Your Friend in Quality,
Magnolia Fan
