Tidal Waves Menace Montana! Stars Signal The End Of MANKIND! Doom I Say, Doom!
Published at: May 28, 2001, 5:38 a.m. CST by staff
If you have read Quint's review of GHOSTS OF MARS then you read about my 'cameo' in John Carpenter's latest film. Well... Just moments ago Moriarty informed me that due to my head being TOO RECOGNIZABLE, my scene was cut from GHOSTS OF MARS! That's right... They have cut my cut off head from GHOSTS OF MARS! Sigh... I know... I know..... A disaster on scale with the last San Francisco Earthquake... On par with 3-Mile Island and the upcoming SCOOBY DOO... but we will survive.
I believe if we all begin writing SONY now, we can get the scene as an extra on the dvd! hehehee, just kidding. I love this... My head was cut from the film! hahaha! My head no longer graces a pike in GHOSTS OF MARS... whimper... whimper... waaaaaaaaaah!!!! That's not true! That Can't Be! Waaaaaaaaaah! Sniffle... cough... I'm ok. I am. I understand... my head is too recognizable.... How does Clark Kent do it? I mean, I shaved my big beard off for the role of the disembodied head and everyone still knows it is me.... He just takes off his glasses and nobody knows him! IT IS NOT FAIR!
Can GHOSTS OF MARS still be a success? Well, let's see. Thus far Harry has appeared in BALLAD OF THE SAD CAFE, THE FACULTY, MONKEYBONE, COLIN FITZ and a couple of documentaries... and they all were under-performers at the box office... So I'd say that GHOSTS OF MARS will probably make $400 million at the box office due to cutting my head out of the film. Again... that's why John Carpenter is the master... He knows the odds!
Sigh... Oh well... I guess I'll be like Bill Maher in the RUN RONNIE RUN flick... languishing on the cutting room floor....
