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Is Everyone On Crack About SCOOBY DOO'

Hey folks, Harry here... So Robogeek and El Cosmico called me up to tell me they had just seen a report about SCOOBY DOO on E! Television.... I rolled my eyes... groaned a bit... They asked me if I would be interested in seeing the report as they had apparently digitized it for the world to see...

After hours of bitching and moaning about what a load of excrement I thought the film was going to be, they finally convinced me to download it.

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD IT!!!

First off, there is the instant gag reaction to looking at the visage of Freddy Lillard & Matt Prinze Jr... The set, as photographed by E! isn't nearly as spectacular looking as it was described... Looks like cheesy by the book Haunted House fare... The blue and yellow and purple gels casting light all over the place inspired the wrong sort of fear in me.

Then Buffy begins talking, and dear God... I couldn't believe what I was staring at. Finally E! really focuses on the one worthwhile aspect of SCOOBY DOO as shat out by Warner Brothers! This is excellent! I'm inspired... thrilled... titilated even...

All I know, is I'm not going to believe a single positive word about this film until the test screening reports come in from LONG TERM MOVIE SPIES.... and I mean LONG TERM GUYS & GALS...

Word is leaking out that the Charlie's Angel chief scribe performed magic on the SCOOBY DOO script to make it KICK ASS..... Attention... Movie Spies... If you have this script, and you do indeed think it kicks ass, then by all means, I'd love to take a look. I'd love to not be a cynical ass on this project. I'd love to not think of it as being anything more than the diarrhea of Hollywood.... In the meanwhile, check out the brilliant report that Robogeek and El Cosmico found and posted!

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