That rascally Huntsman, who was sent out to kill and remove Snow White's heart has instead returned with news about the X-FILES film and the PREQUEL 1 Trailer. Well, I'll just shut up and let him tell ya.
Huntsman here, back home from the humble abode of the beautiful University of Chicago co-ed known by her new spy name, "Flashdance." Flashdance faithfully fulfilled her duties as a new spy by attending the X-Files Expo in downtown Chicago yesterday and today (Apr. 18-19th) and keeping her eyes open and her ears peeled. She gave me the responsibility of reporting her news, however, since she's studying (which is not a good excuse, as far as I'm concerned). So here's info on the upcoming X-Files movie, filtered and distorted by the evil wannabe spy known as "The Huntsman".... along with some much awaited official word on the Ep.1 TEASER TRAILER!
Flashdance reports that several stars of the X-Files movie were on hand signing autographs. These were "Skinner", "X", and two of the "Lone Gunman." Ok, that's great, Flashdance..... so what about the movie itself??
Well, according to her reports, official sources state that the movie will included the following as part of the plot: "black oil," "the cigarette smoking man," and Agents Mulder and Sculley becoming closer together in some way. Agents Mulder and Sculley, however, apparently DO NOT actually, well, you know (if you don't know, I ain't telling!). But they do become more intimate somehow. Hey, I wasn't there, don't blame me for a skimpy report! But they don't actually do "the deed", this the X-Files people were explicit about.
The X-Files movie will reportedly explain every single unexplained plot gap and/or open end from the last 5 years of the series. All in a two hour film. And the film has been made so that people who do not watch the TV show will still be able to follow what's going on. That's at least what the X-Files folks insist......
Now for the news I care about, none of this "X-Files" silliness!! The rumored Prequel trailer! Well, Flashdance went above and beyond the call of duty and asked the director of the X-Files movie during a Q&A session whether an SW Ep.1 trailer would run in front of the X-Files movie.
The director answered that he could neither confirm nor deny rumors that an Ep.1 trailer would run in front of the X-Files movie. How's that for an emphatic "maybe"? Hey, but that's a "maybe" straight from the horse's mouth! Does it get any better than that? (Harry, don't answer!) ;)
Huntsman signing off.
