Published at: March 29, 2001, 2:09 a.m. CST by staff
Hey folks, Harry here... and I never thought that I would report that Bill Mechanic covets a SUPER BUTT FREAK, but today... I must. Now, I'm not entirely sure if Mechanic, himself, is an assman along the lines of Ron Jeremy or Seymore Butts... but I do know he likes SUPER BUTT FREAK... the script.
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Bill Mechanic's new Eagle Cove Entertainment has bought the rights to SUPER BUTT FREAK... something described as a true-life FOOTLOOSE like event that took place in Texas somewhere when a teen club's booty shaking dancing was shut down as destroying the very morale fiber of the community.
Well then... Um, It is obviously a film about First Amendment Rights like THE PEOPLE VS LARRY FLYNNT... Um, yeah... Uh Huh... We must fight.... for our right.... to SHAKE OUR BOOTY, yeah, SHAKE OUR BOOOOOOOOTY!!!! Twirl that ass.... bounce it here, bounce it there.... yes, SHAKE THAT BOOTY!!! yeah! SHAKE THAT BOOOOOOOTY!!! Sigh...
