Animated Abortion Of A Classic Newly Reamed From The Annals of DISNEY!
Published at: March 19, 2001, 11:12 p.m. CST by staff
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKK!!!!!!
Alright, that's it.... I call upon demons and Cthulhu and ahmed the magical monkey to restore Walt Disney into being and to slay the bastards that run DISNEY with his refrigerated grip power!
HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME II?
Are you kidding me? This is an animated film from DISNEY?
I could stand the concept of doing a LADY AND THE TRAMP 2.... hell, I can even stand the idea of doing a PETER PAN 2.... BUT to once again go back and piss upon the grave of Victor Hugo? To further destroy the story for youngsters round the world.... To give the Hunchback a dopey girl that loves him for his strangeness? Um, NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!
Ok, so the concept sucks... you want angst? You want anger? You want to rip the mouse ears off your nephew's head and tell him that Mickey Mouse steals little boy's souls and turns them into old gas station attendents with no teeth? Alright... Here ya go.... GO WATCH THIS TRAILER! This is WRONG! WRONG WRONG WRONG!!! BAD IDEA BAD IDEA!!! BLEH !!! YUCK!!!! PATOOOOIE!!!!
Listen, I understand animation is a tough profession... but artists... animators... DIGNITY.... Please, think about the damage to the human existence, the humiliation of a story... of characters and art... Please, rise up and revolt.... STRIKE now with your graphite sharpened instruments of death! Put an end to this... ACK! I can't believe this exists! This is HORRIBLE! My eyes.... the pain.... AaaaaaaaaaahhhhH!!!!
