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New EVOLUTION Trailer For Your Consumption!

Hello all you evolved apes, Harry here... In the world's first Darwanistic film since INHERIT THE WIND, we have a new arguement against the WORD OF GOD!!! That's right, Ivan Reitman has decided to do to Darwin what Monty Python did to Jesus.... I just hope he pisses off all the scientist in the house like all them cross-huggers were wanking angry about Python.... I can just see it... Or wait.... is this just cheap exploitation for the purpose of making a buck? Naaaaaaaaaah, couldn't be... this is high comedy... hehehehe... I can't wait... me see flying thingee and shotguns.... and Academy Award Nominee Julianne Moore... huh huh huh .... Juliaaaannnnnnneeeeee Mooooooooooore.... And that mug from the X-FILES... um, Bobby Patrick... no... um... Gillian Duchovn... no..... Um, Mulder... Yeah, MULDER.... Me like dis trailer... Me save dis trailer... Me like 3 eyed happy face! Me go finish huffing... see you later....

CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE LAND OF THE FRENCH WHERE YOU CAN GET THIS TRAILER NOW!!!

Old news? Bah, sure the trailer was released for the time of a blinked eye about a week ago, but was pulled from the official site for some damn fool reason... (any bets on a planned Entertainment Tonight or Access Hollywood promotion?) And won't be reappearing on the official site till.... (say it together) .... Friday... BUT... Thanks to the wiley French that rule the land of wine and cheese... You can have it today! Not FRIday, but TOday! I will have no FRY with my day! I want (HUFF) now! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

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