Hey folks, Harry here with that fishbowl headed freak of mechanics and pyro-effects wiring Mysterio. He's got an offer that you can't refuse... the chance to be in VIEW ASKEW 5.... JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK... which is now guaranteed to whoop Arnie's ass when JASBS is released in August of this year.... why? Because Arnie tucked tail and ran like a girlyman! He was afraid of the awesome box office might of KEVIN SMITH, who is constantly being awarded with SHOWMAN OF THE YEAR and winning all the Box Office trophies. Cuz... he da man! Now go be da man wid da man!
KEVIN SMITH wants YOU…
To help "JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK"!
Yes, you! Well, just you if you happen to be one of those west-coasters in the Los Angeles area or in town on January 25th with nothing much else to do from the hours of 10am to 10pm that day.
If this is you, then get to the phones NOW and start dialing. You can have your chance to appear in the final farewell "View Askew" film directed by none other than yours truly (no, not me… that Smith fella will be calling the shots on this one).
This is an open extras casting call open to both SAG union and non-union people.
Now whom could I possibly see there? "Is it worth my while?" you ask.
Well…
Scheduled to appear that day will be actors:
Jason Mewes, Jason Lee, Brian O’Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Joey Adams, Dwight Ewell, Scott Mosier, Ethan Suplee, Renee Humphries, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, and Kevin Smith.
And you might just even see a familiar dome-wearin’, badass super villain there as well!
So what are you still waiting for! All your answers can be found by dialing this number (818) 503-7474, or go and visit Kev’s own site: www.viewaskew.com or NewsAskew.Com for further details.
-Mysterio
