Has Special Agent Dale Cooper finally snapped out of it??
Showtime says of 3.16:
“No knock, no doorbell.”
Previously. On this year's 15th "Twin Peaks."
* ED'S BIG ADVENTURE. Nadine and her Amp-shovel let Big Ed out of his marriage.
* TOO LONG. Norma Jennings exercises her option.
* JEFFRIES TUBE. Atop a ghost convenience store “Cooper” visited Phillip Jeffries, now looking less like David Bowie and much more like a giant neti pot. “Who is Judy? Does Judy want something from me?” asks “Cooper.” “Why don’t you ask Judy yourself? Let me write it down for you,” replies Jeffries. 48551. “You’ve already met Judy,” Jeffries tells “Cooper.”
* AUDREY’S SON. Transported outside the ghost convenience story, “Cooper” is confronted by the murderous, gun-toting Richard Horne. Richard tells “Cooper” his mom is Audrey Horne. “Cooper” disarms and beats down Richard, ordering him to get into a truck. The ghost convenience store smokes, then vanishes.
* DOUBLE GINGER MAKEOUT. In the woods near the Fat Trout Trailer Park, Donna’s kid sister Gersten Hayward (Alicia Witt) swaps spit with Becky Burnett’s stoned gun-toting leg-rubbing high-school graduate husband Steven (Caleb Landry Jones). Interrupted by dog-walker Cyril Pons (“Twin Peaks” co-creator Mark Frost), Gersten flees and Steven’s gun fires. Cyril tells Carl Rodd all about it.
(Frost played newscaster Pons in the season-two premiere as well.)
* SHARP DRESSED MAN. James Hurley says hello to Renee (“Gossip Girl” regular Jessica Szohr) and gets beaten down by Renee’s husband Chuck (Rod Rowland) and Chuck’s buddy Skipper (veteran stuntman Casey O’Neill). Freddie Sykes’ Green Glove introduces the attackers to their destiny. (Both times Freddy uses his pile-driver fist, the ZZ Top song skips!)
* KIDS PLURAL? Special agent Wilson (Owain Rhys Davies) introduces desk-pounding special agent Randall Headley (“Mad Men” icon Jay R. Ferguson) to the wrong Douglas and Janey Jones.
* HAVE WE HEARD FROM ANTHONY? Chantal Hutchens (Jennifer Jason Leigh) introduces bullets to the brains of Duncan Todd (Patrick Fischler) and Roger (Joe Adler). “One down, one to go. Yeah, French fries!”
* WHA’D THAT GLOVED FREAK DO NOW? Freddy and James are locked away next to Naida, Chad and The Drunk. The charges against James are not announced.
* JUST HASN’T WORKED OUT LATELY. Over burgers, Chantal tells Hutch there’s no fun in torturing a corpse or in little ketchup packets.
* GET GORDON COLE! Watching “Sunset Boulevard,” “Dougie” decides to stick his cake-fork into an electrical outlet.
* GOODNIGHT, MARGARET. The Log Lady bids adieu to Deputy Sheriff Tommy “Hawk” Hill, who gives the bad news to Lucy, Andy, Bobby and Frank.
* DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I FUCKING HATE YOU?? Sleepy Charlie cannot convince wife Audrey to put her coat on. (Every Audrey scene plays like a stress dream. Is Audrey still comatose? If she ever makes it outside, will she awaken?)
* I’M WAITING FOR SOMEONE. Ruby (Charlyne Yi) loses her booth and makes a weepy, screamy crawl across the roadhouse dance floor.
