HAPPY KUBRICK!!!!!!!!
Published at: Dec. 31, 2000, 10:35 p.m. CST by staff
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Happy Kubrick!!!!!! Happy Clarke!!!!!! Happy Bowman!!!!! Yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaawwwwwww!!!!! Whistle whistle whistle... hiccup, toke, cough cough!!! Only 300 and fifty-1 days or so I turn 30!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!! Oh wait, um, I mean YEEEE HAAAAWWWWWWW..... my whilting protuberance shouts with glee!!!! Why me turning 30 is so great... is just 3 days later..... LORD OF THE RINGS!!!!!! That's right, my 30th birthday will be spent in LINE!!!!!!! Thereby negating all chances that I will mature!!!!! I WILL BE GEEK FOREVER!!!!!!! ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha.... and to you bitter cynicals that scream... "OH GOD... HARRY'S INSANE" in their subject lines below.... SMOOOOOOOCH!!!!!! I loves ya alll!!!!!! HAPPY KUBRICK!!!!!!!!!! Ding dong the merryo... clap your hands get out of bed, ding dong the millenium is DEAD!!!!!! Long live the 3rd Age of something or another!!!!!!!!!!! Cough, toke, sip, retch! YAHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
