Published at: Nov. 29, 2000, 3:10 a.m. CST by staff
Hey folks, Harry here... Now, while I am completely sober and only enjoying the paranoia involved with the Season 2 of the X-FILES dvd, I could tell you... IF (pay attention to that word) IF I were doing line after line of Coke at this exact moment... After watching this trailer (And disc 1 of Season 2 of the X-FILES) I would be one paranoid fuck. From the X-FILES disc, I have learned to not trust digital read outs and insecticides.... The trailer taught me my daughter is doing drugs.... X-Files taught me if I don't sleep by cutting the back of my neck I can kill people with hallucinations.... The Trailer tells me people are listening to my every word.... and X-Files tells me Mulder is transcribing what I'm saying.... This trailer says that toys are made of odorless cocaine... X-Files says that there are humanoid worms in the sewer beneath my stopped up toilet..... The Trailer says cars blow up.... The X-files says that LSDM makes me scared.... The trailer says the War is just beginning... the X-Files says to trust no one... I'M SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW!!! WHAT DO I DO? WHO DO I KILL? Do I Do the Dew? WHAT IS IN MOUNTAIN DEW?
Click below thanks to French Premiere to see the latest uber cool trailer for what could well be your gateway to Federal Paranoia.... and pick up Season 2 of the X-FILES on Dvd... Together... You can be sane like me.
