
Welcome to the darker side of AICN! Mark L. Miller aka Ambush Bug here with another AICN HORROR: ZOMBIES & SHARKS column. This week, we’ve got an odd gathering of horrors for you. Every week is a bit odd in this corner of AICN, but this time it’s especially off kilter. So if you enjoy horror that is off the cuff and bent in many wrong directions, this is the week for you. But some weeks…some weeks watching these films is more work than fun and this is definitely one of those weeks. There’s some rough stuff ahead, folks. A few diamonds, but still a lot of rough stuff. You’ve been warned.
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Retro-review: BLOOD BATH (BLOOD BATH, 1966/TRACK OF THE VAMPIRE, 1967)
The Boo Tube: REALLY WEIRD TALES (1987)
Retro-review: RETURN OF THE KILLER TOMATOES (1988)
EVIL BONG: HIGH 5 (2016)
SICK SOCK MONSTERS FROM OUTER SPACE (2015)
BETROTHED (2016)
THE LAUGHING MASK (2014)
RAY HARRYHAUSEN: SPECIAL EFFECTS TITAN (2011)
Advance Review: LEAD ME ASTRAY (2016)
And finally…LIGHT’S OUT: COME TO THE BANK!


BLOOD BATH (1966)
Directed by Jack Hill, Stephanie RothmanWritten by Jack Hill, Stephanie Rothman
Starring William Campbell, Marissa Mathes, Lori Saunders, Sandra Knight, Karl Schanzer, Biff Elliot, Sid Haig
TRACK OF THE VAMPIRE (1967, television release)
Directed by Jack Hill, Stephanie RothmanWritten by Jack Hill, Stephanie Rothman
Starring William Campbell, Marissa Mathes, Lori Saunders, Sandra Knight, Karl Schanzer, Biff Elliot, Sid Haig
Retro-reviewed by Mark L. Miller aka Ambush Bug
This new BLOOD BATH BluRay Box Set from Arrow Films tells a pretty amazing cinematic tale. Roger Corman bought the rights to a film called OPERATION TITIAN before it was made. But after seeing the film, he was dissatisfied with it, so it underwent numerous transformations through the next few years and was released under different titles. Last time, I checked out OPERATION TITIAN and PORTRAIT IN TERROR, two films that focused on a cursed painting and a murderous artist. These flawed films made way for Corman to redo the story over again with BLOOD BATH (which was released a year after PORTRAIT IN TERROR was in theaters), this time tossing a vampire into the mix to see if that would get folks to see it.

I liked this version of the film much better than the previous two. While the first two films seem to want to say something about art, obsession, and love, Hill adds the pretentiousness to the artists that the previous films lack. Hill, whose absurdist takes can be seen throughout SPIDER BABY, handles the vapid nature of artwork with a tongue planted in his cheek and even brings his SPIDER BABY cast member Sid Haig along as part of the peanut gallery who are bowled over by the most inane pieces of artwork. There’s also a pretty horrifying final sequence as the dead bodies covered in wax inexplicably revive themselves and attack their murderer. What began as a thriller with only hints of horror in OPERATION TITIAN, has morphed into a true horror film in BLOOD BATH.


Stories such as these (which reminds me of the KIDNAPPED COED/AXE films by Frederick R. Friedel which were edited together to make one single Grindhouse opus called BLOODY BROTHERS) make me miss the anything goes antics of drive-in theaters where the same film makes the rounds under different titles through the span of time. Along with the four films in this Limited Edition BluRay Box set there is also a visual essay called “The Trouble with Titian” which talks about the rocky production history of the films, an interview with actor Sid Haig, an interview with SPIDER BABY director Jack Hill, outtakes, stills, a booklet of stills and interviews about the various productions, and a wicked ass poster. All of it, most likely, better more than this feature deserves, but still a thorough coverage of the film nevertheless.


REALLY WEIRD TALES (1987)
Directed by Don McBrearty (“Cursed with Charisma”), John Blanchard (“I’ll Die Loving”), Paul Lynch (“All’s Well That Ends Strange”)Written by David Flaherty, Joe Flaherty, John McAndrew (“Cursed with Charisma”), Catherine O'Hara (“I’ll Die Loving”)
Starring John Candy, Sheila McCarthy, Christopher Januszczak, Don Lake, Wayne Robson, Shirley Douglas, Patricia Hamilton, Eric Keenleyside, Clifton Maslen (“Cursed with Charisma”), Catherine O'Hara, John Hemphill, David McIlwraith, Jayne Eastwood, Paul Soles, Madeleine Atkinson, Paul-Emile Frappier, Debra McGrath, Cindy Patterson, Barbara Wheeldon, Philip Williams (”I’ll Die Loving”), Martin Short, Donald Harron, Olivia d'Abo, Deborah Hancock, Astrid Falconi, Georgia Steele, Bob Lem, Bob Bainborough, Bruce Pirrie, Jennifer Inch (“All’s Well That Ends Strange”), & Joe Flaherty as the Host!
Retro-reviewed by Mark L. Miller aka Ambush Bug
Seeing stars in their formative years as entertainers is always kind of fun, and while none of the three tales featured in the HBO anthology mini series REALLY WEIRD TALES are particularly great, they do exude a type of fun that makes them more watchable than enjoyably watchable.



All of these installments are hosted by the always fun Joe Flaherty, who also co-wrote all three installments. I was more of an SNL follower than an SCTV watcher, but this film seems to be close in tone and sense of humor as a lot of those SCTV skits. But while a lot of talented folks came from that show, REALLY WEIRD TALES doesn’t really stack up to it.


RETURN OF THE KILLER TOMATOES (1988)
Directed by John De BelloWritten by Stephen Andrich, John De Bello, Costa Dillon, J. Stephen Peace
Starring Anthony Starke, George Clooney, Karen M. Waldron, Steve Lundquist, John Astin, Charlie Jones, J. Stephen Peace, Michael Villani, Frank Davis, Harvey Weber, John De Bello, Ian Hutton, Rick Rockwell, Costa Dillon
Retro-reviewed by Mark L. Miller aka Ambush Bug
Proving that I will truly watch any kind of horror for the sake of this column, I sat through RETURN OF THE KILLLER TOMATOES this week. The film admits that it is bad, but still manages to be worse than that and a true chore to sit through. Still, there are a laughs to be had and of course, an early appearance by the Clooney, so completists of all things horror and Cloon will most likely need this one.

Jeezus, this was awful. Just…awful. Even when this movie tries to reference the fact that this is an awful film, I don’t think it really is able to fathom how bad it really is. It feels like the stars involved are genuinely trying to deliver comedic performances and try to get laughs, but none of them (not even Clooney) is able to exude any of them. The one laugh I had at this film is from a clip from the original ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES when a man smugly says “Tomato” in a crowded library and all of the people sitting and reading run in panic in all directions while the man smiles at the camera. ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES was bad enough, but at least it had a pre-Troma-esque quality of fun to it. This one is written horribly and acted in the same manner.

I will admit that the songs in RETURN OF THE KILLER TOMATOES are most entertaining parts of the film. There is a self-referential hokey-ness to it that made me smile. I also liked the bookends of the film which take place during a Saturday afternoon movie show that admits that this is a horrible film. While I can’t say these portions had my knee sore from all of the slapping, I will say they were the least excruciating parts of this film. Still this film is lame from stem to gooey center and I find it hard to really know who to recommend this film to other than those I wish horrifying and scorching discomfort. This special edition contains a new commentary with Director John De Bello as well as an interview with star Anthony Starke, as well as a collector’s booklet containing behind the scenes pics and an essay from critic James Oliver.

EVIL BONG: HIGH FIVE (2016)
Directed by Charles BandWritten by Charles Band, Kent Roudebush
Starring Sonny Carl Davis, Robin Sydney, Amy Paffrath, John Patrick Jordan, Chance A. Rearden, Mindy Robinson, Rorie Moon, Jacob Witkin, Jonathan Katz, David DeCoteau, David Del Valle, Luke Hutchie, Orson Chaplin, Circus-Szalewski, K. Harrison Sweeney, Noelle Ann Mabry, Tian Wang, Jinhee Joung, Skin Diamond, Adriana Sephora, Cameron Dee, Rob Vardaro, Alan Maxson, Bob Ramos as the voice of the Gingerdead Man/Ooga Booga, & Michelle Mais as the voice of the Evil Bong!
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Reviewed by Mark L. Miller aka Ambush Bug
Continuing the seemingly-never-ending EVIL BONG series, Part 5 (cleverly subtitled HIGH FIVE) opens with our dimwit crew of stoners chilling out in the Bong-verse. Soon their mellow is harshed when the Evil Bong aka EeeBee (voiced by Michelle Mais) appears and vies for world domination again. This time, the Evil Bong sends series stars Rabbit (Sonny Carl Davis), Larnell (John Patrick Jordan) and the Gingerdead Man (voiced by Bob Ramos) back to earth to make millions of dollars selling primo weed and drug paraphernalia in a pop-up store. Shy about a million dollars from their million dollar goal, the guys find themselves in danger when EeeBee comes a callin’ for her money!

One good thing about this film is that is most likely cost Band absolutely nothing to make. Just over an hour long (because that’s probably as long as the attention span was of the stoners behind this film), EVIL BONG HIGH FIVE is shot pretty much in entirely in front of a green screen. For additional scenes in the real world, the film is shot entirely in one room decked out with stoner paraphernalia as well cheap dolls that are made to represent characters from the EVIL BONG, OOGA BOOGA, and GINGERDEAD MAN series. Band, ever the salesman, uses the latter half of the film to shamelessly advertize mini-dolls from these films which seem shoddily made and are racist/homophobic/misogynistic as hell with characters named “The Gook,” “The Butt Pirate,” and “The Skank.” Knowing his audience, Band also throws in a pair of boobs about every five minutes here and I must admit, these glimpses of woman parts are the highlight of this otherwise terrible film.
It all ends with a promise of another EVIL BONG film, most likely hastily made in an afternoon and distributed a month after to drooling potheads everywhere. There’s nothing wrong with weed, but this weed-centric film is pointless and painful to sit through.

SICK SOCK MONSTERS FROM OUTER SPACE (2015)
aka DOLCEZZA EXTREMADirected by Alberto Genovese
Written by Massimo Vavassori
Starring Marco Antonio Andolfi, Alessandro Bianchi, Giovanni De Giorgi, Paola Masciadri, Massimo Muntoni, Alberto Pagnotta
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Reviewed by Mark L. Miller aka Ambush Bug
Troma has always been the place to go to for offbeat and odd films, but I think they might have topped themselves with DOLCEZZA EXTREMA, renamed SICK SOCK MONSTERS FROM OUTER SPACE and released on their Troma Now online film program. The film is made against a green screen so animation and backgrounds can be added in later. On top of that, all of the main actors are oddly shaped sock puppets and toys. To make matters even odder, the entire film is in Italian. Intrigued? Then press on to the rest of this review.

On top of that, the construction of the sock monsters themselves are unique and interesting. A lot of time and craft went into this film and I have to bow my head to it for that. Was it entertaining? Sure, I guess, in a way. I think it was difficult knowing where the head and tails were for some of these sock creatures and sometimes the lighting in this film made actions difficult to understand. But again, there was a Herculean effort put into the writing and making of this film, and for that, I have to give SICK SOCK MONSTERS FROM OUTER SPACE props.

BETROTHED (2016)
Directed by Jim LaneWritten by Jeff Rosenberg
Starring Mikayla Gibson, Bill Oberst Jr., Joey Bell, David Brown, Elizabeth Castillo, Jamie B. Cline, Adam Dunnells, Leticia Farr, David Fernandez Jr., Bunny Gibson, Tim Gilberg, Omar Gooding, Reatha Grey, Willow Hale, Malek Hanna, Trae Ireland, Trent Kerpsack, Suze Lanier-Bramlett, Amy Lindsay, Venk Modur, Charyse Monet, David Reynolds, Nailya Shakirova, Steven Vance, Dawn Vaughn
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Reviewed by Mark L. Miller aka Ambush Bug
I am a big supporter of indie films. I also know that it is my duty to recommend the good to all of you and steer you all clear of the stanky films. While I admire some aspects of BETROTHED, simply for being a film made on the very cheap and created with the best intentions, I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night if I were to recommend it.

The biggest problem with this film is the fact that the camerawork is absolutely abysmal, coupled with horrendous editing that fails to cut the scene—especially when the actors obviously don’t know what to say or do. Many scenes are shot straight on from a far distance with very little variation from closeups to wider shots to capably accentuate the action taking place. Some of these actors actually are decent and have shown up in semi-legit films (Gooding has been in the BARBERSHOP movies…which are sort of legit) while some are obviously strippers or porn actresses (one of them is the porn actress who showed up in the quickly aborted Ted Cruz commercial), but either all of the takes were horrible, or the director had no idea how bad the lines were being delivered and didn’t know how to direct his cast to get what he wanted.
As with every low fi film starring Bill Oberst Jr., Bill Oberst Jr. is the best thing about BETROTHED. But the actor shows up extremely late in the film and immediately made we wish he would have had a greater role. Instead, this inbred offspring of many other better films simply exists to prove that not all horror is worth seeing.

THE LAUGHING MASK (2014)
Directed by Michael AguiarWritten by Michael Aguiar
Starring Sheyenne Rivers, John Hardy, Gabriel Lee, Matt Ganey, Arisia Aguiar, Jade Aguiar, Brent 'Clutch' Gaubatz, Liz M. Day, Terence Van Auken, Anthony Giovanni Elias, Inge Uys, Fran Rafferty, Cortney Razi, Isis Masoud, Amanda Millar, Courtney Taylor, Rohnja Morrow, Samantha Murphy, Tim Scholes, John Poteat, & Jeff Jenkins as the Laughing Mask!
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Reviewed by Mark L. Miller aka Ambush Bug
I feel I’ve been hearing bits and pieces about THE LAUGHING MASK for years and finally, it is available on multiple platforms for all to see. It’s a film with an iconic lead character, the titular Laughing Mask, a vigilante who abducts those who escape the law and punishes them in sadistic and sometimes poetic ways.


THE LAUGHING MASK wobbles in terms of plot as it sort of loses steam midway through after a strong start. The acting throughout the film is simply ok and the story does contain some decent twists towards the end of the film, but the film mainly sparkles in terms of having a pitch black soul, a nice appetite for gore, and an appreciation for the dark vigilantism one sees a lot of in comics. It’s an imperfect film that shows that the people behind it that show the potential to do bigger things with whatever their next project is.

RAY HARRYHAUSEN: SPECIAL EFFECTS TITAN (2011)
Directed by Gilles PensoWritten by Gilles Penso
Starring Ray Harryhausen, Peter Jackson, Terry Gilliam, Guillermo del Toro, James Cameron, Tim Burton, John Landis, Henry Selick, Ray Bradbury, Tony Dalton, Nick Park, Randall William Cook, Phil Tippett, Steven Spielberg, Dennis Muren, Steve Johnson, Joe Dante, Vincenzo Natali, John Lasseter, Ken Ralston, Robert Townson, Christopher Young, John Cairney, Greg Broadmore, Andrew R. Jones, Martine Beswick, Vanessa Harryhausen, Colin Arthur, Caroline Munro
Reviewed by Mark L. Miller aka Ambush Bug
If you’re a regular reader of this site, then there is no valid reason not to own this documentary focused on the master of stop motion “dynamation,” Ray Harryhausen. SPECIAL EFFECTS TITAN is a tribute to one of the most influential people in all of geekdom.

The doc covers only small bits and pieces of Harryhausen’s formative years, stating that he was heavily influenced when he saw KING KONG at the age of fourteen and decided to teach himself how to do the type of stop motion animation and animatronics he witnessed on screen. Instead, the story serves as a cross-section of Harryhausen’s work through the ages, spanning time by covering each movie he worked on in the order in which they were made. In doing so, we get to see Harryhausen evolve and perfect his craft.

Personally, my favorite Harryhausen effect is a toss up between the iconic Medusa sequence from CLASH OF THE TITANS and the six armed goddess Kali from THE GOLDEN VOYAGE OF SINBAD. But them there’s the Skeleton Warriors and the Talos statue from JASON & THE ARGONAUTS…and the Ymir from 20 MILLION MILES TO EARTH…fuck, I can’t decide. I love them all. And if you don’t, the only understandable reason would be because you haven’t seen the films and if you haven’t, GO SEE THESE FILMS. Or just watch RAY HARRYHAUSEN: SPECIAL EFFECTS TITAN as it gives you a taste of the heights this master of iconic genre imagery reached. There is no acceptable reason for not owning this film for yourself.
This new BluRay contains deleted scenes from the documentary, new interviews with Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg, Peter Lord, and Rick Baker, as well as an audio commentary from the filmmakers, Harryhausen q & a’s from London Gate Theatre and Paris Cinematheque, and a trailer reel of Harryhausen films. Go get this already!


LEAD ME ASTRAY (2015)
Directed by Tom DangerWritten by Tom Danger
Starring Jace Pickard, Alannah Robertson, Tim Page, Logan Webster, Tom Danger, Addi Craig, Val Athanassiou, Rose Cooper, Adib Attie, Billy Cabrito, Brenda Donnelly, Linden Drew, Alex Fechine, Jesse-Michael Franciskovic, Sarah Harper, Bryce Holland, Jessica Keys, Stephen McDonald, Dave Morgan
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Reviewed by Mark L. Miller aka Ambush Bug
This is one indie film that makes up for its rough low budget edges with strong ideas and an even stronger script.

As you can see from the description above, there is a lot going on with this movie. The script is solid. There are tons of little twists and turns. And while there are moments that reminded me of the old “evil gang” movies like THE WARRIORS and CLASS OF 1984 and the psychologist and his ill-fated patient relationship reminded me of Dr. Loomis and Michael Myers from the first few HALLOWEEN’s, none of it felt like direct copies from these films. As a whole, it reads like a fun mix of old ideas in a new way, especially when you throw in the feral child scenario.

Appreciators of indie horror are going to want to seek out LEAD ME ASTRAY as it mixes horror subgenres deftly and manages to have quite a vicious and gruesome tone.
And finally…it’s another spooky episode of LIGHT’S OUT. This one is a tale of mind over matter, plus an explanation of the tagline “It is later than you think” from the Youtube Southbridge Old Time Radio station called “Come to the Bank!”
See ya next week, folks!
Ambush Bug is Mark L. Miller, original @$$Hole/wordslinger/writer of wrongs/reviewer/interviewer/editor of AICN COMICS for over 15 years & AICN HORROR for 5. Follow Mark on the Twitters @Mark_L_Miller and on his new website collecting posts for AICN HORROR as well as all of the most recent updates on his various comic book projects on MLMillerWrites.com.
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