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On with the horror reviews!
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Retro-review: I SAW WHAT YOU DID (1965)
Retro-review: YOU’LL LIKE MY MOTHER (1972)
Retro-review: THE PREMONITION (1976)
MANSON’S LOST GIRLS (2016)
DEMENTIA (2015)
CRUSH THE SKULL (2015)
THE WITCH (2015)
Advance Review: HANK BOYD IS DEAD (2015)
Advance Review: I AM ALONE (2015)
And finally…Horror Bizarre’s DR. TERROR’S HOUSE OF PARTY!


I SAW WHAT YOU DID (1965)
aka I SAW WHAT YOU DID AND I KNOW WHO YOU AREDirected by William Castle
Written by William P. McGivern (screenplay), Ursula Curtiss (novel)
Starring Joan Crawford, John Ireland, Leif Erickson, Sara Lane, Andi Garrett, Sharyl Locke, Patricia Breslin, John Archer, Joyce Meadows, Tom Hatten, Douglas Evans, Barbara Wilkin, Glen Vernon, Sara Anderson, Janet Hamill, John Crowther
Retro-reviewed by Mark L. Miller aka Ambush Bug
William Castle’s infectious enthusiasm for cinema runs rampant in this saccharinated sweet tale of terror, as a pair of teenie-boppers and their little sister prank phone call the wrong person and end up getting caught up in a web of lies, cheating, and murder.

The ludicrous script is by William P. McGivern and the imaginative direction is from Castle, who always seems to be filming with one tightly squinted wink at the audience. The fun opener where the screen is broken up into two open eye shapes with the two teenage callers talking with one another and the ditzy conversation the two teens have makes this film hard to take seriously, yet also hard to hate. And while the shower scene is especially brutal, the rest of the film fails to live up to the danger we are supposed to believe is percolating for the prepubescents. If you’re a fan of Castle you know not to take things too seriously, and this film surely doesn’t do that with any of its subject matter. Cartoony and harmless, I SAW WHAT YOU DID is going to be hard to watch without a smile on your face.


YOU’LL LIKE MY MOTHER (1972)
Directed by Lamont JohnsonWritten by Jo Heims, Naomi A. Hintze (novel)
Starring Patty Duke, Rosemary Murphy, Richard Thomas, Sian Barbara Allen, Dennis Rucker, Jamie Neumann
Retro-reviewed by Mark L. Miller aka Ambush Bug
Another psycho mom movie pits a TV icon against the elements outside and a horrific matriarch inside. While the weather outside is chilly, that seems to be the only thing truly chilling about YOU’LL LIKE MY MOTHER.

This film weebles and wobbles but just won’t end. Mrs. Kinsolving is cold and then allows Francesca to stay. She shows remorse for the dead baby and then she doesn’t. She doesn’t like Francesca, but doesn’t seem to want her to leave. Rosemary Murphy’s performance really doesn’t seem to make a lot of sense from one moment to the next as she tries to play both the aggressor and the persecuted. Duke does a decent job trying to make heads or tails of the situation, but the story doesn’t seem to want to let us know whether it’s a truly evil stepmother or someone who simply doesn’t know how to ask people to stay.
Lending some creep is John Boy himself, Richard Thomas, whose wide-eyed stare is kind of off-setting, but for the most part I didn’t really like YOU’LL LIKE MY MOTHER. Bloodless, drifting, and not very scary, I doubt fans of this column will like it either.


THE PREMONITION (1976)
Directed by Robert Allen SchnitzerWritten by Anthony Mahon, Robert Allen Schnitzer, Louis Pastore
Starring Sharon Farrell, Edward Bell, Danielle Brisebois, Ellen Barber, Richard Lynch, Chitra Neogy, Jeff Corey, Margaret Graham, Rosemary McNamara, Thomas Williams, Stanley W. William, Roy White
Retro-reviewed by Mark L. Miller aka Ambush Bug
THE AMERICAN HORROR PROJECT VOLUME ONE is one of the coolest collections of obscure, old school horror you’re going to find. I’ve reviewed the trippy psychological horror THE WITCH WHO CAME FROM THE SEA and the macabre and loony MALATASTA’S CARNIVAL OF BLOOD in previous posts. This time I take a look at the final film in this collection, THE PREMONITION.

This is definitely a slow burner, but that doesn’t mean THE PREMONITION doesn’t have its moments. The film peppers in equal parts fun and macabre scenes that both drip with beauty such as Jude waking up and stretching dramatically for a full day of clowning and Andrea playing the haunting theme song of the film on a piano by a lake in a vivid red dress. The scenes of psychic phenomena are equally unique, as the film goes surreal with paintings that cry blood and twisted dreams of Andrea covered in blood and running toward the camera in attack. Though I wish the budget of this film would have allowed for a little more of the surreal carnival and psychic wonder, what does occur are some of the best parts of THE PREMONITION.

This attention to despair makes the film feel even longer and add in some psychobabble-heavy discourse from the “magical thinking” psychoanalyst Indian doctor, and you have more heavy handedness and over-attention to emotion than you’d find in twenty horror films. The carny coolness and surreal dream imagery will help keep your eyes open for most of the film, but it might be hard for most to get though THE PREMONITION—especially since the climax swings wildly for the cheap seats in terms of trying to tug the heartstrings. The final moments didn’t really work for me, though. Still, this is another odd little number I’m happy I got to check out because of this brilliant collection.

MANSON’S LOST GIRLS (2016)
aka MANSON’S GIRLSDirected by Leslie Libman
Written by Stephen Kronish, Matthew Tabak
Starring Mackenzie Mauzy, Eden Brolin, Grace Victoria Cox, Greer Grammer, Christian Madsen, Isabel Shill, Garrett Coffey, Morgan Krantz, Jeff Ward, John F. Goff, Stephen Sullivan, Chad Lindberg, Christopher Redman, Don Luce, Chad T. Wood, Tess Gordon, Stella Gordon, Jesse Bean, Kari Coleman, Megan Easton, Diana Irvine, LeJon, Roman Mitichyan, Sarah Molasky, Jhemma Ziegler
Find out more about this film here
Reviewed by Mark L. Miller aka Ambush Bug
By now, the story of the Manson family is pretty well known as it has been retold in scores of news specials, films, and documentaries. Every time Charles Manson or one of his core followers are up for parole, there’s a new special featuring the horrific acts of this group of misguided and over-medicated hippies. Lifetime decided to get into the Manson retelling game not long ago and put out MANSON’S LOST GIRLS. Not known for their horror and gore and misfiring badly with their LIZZY BORDEN remake, one might expect Lifetime to be ill-fitted with the grit and gristle to tell us something new about this well-documented tale. One might be right.

The problem is that this tale has been told over and over. Kasabian has been the central character in most of the Manson films, as she seems to be the innocent one swayed by Charlie’s charisma and I guess that’s the easiest tale to tell. I would think a more compelling story POV to use would be someone fully enmeshed in the Family like Lynette 'Squeaky' Fromme, who seemed to be as into the killings as Charlie was, at least in this version. In most versions, Squeaky is the one who introduces the new women to the Family and begins upping the ante as Charles’ surrogate mother of the group. Shifting the POV of the story immediately changes things, and while all of the Manson films seem to want to look at Manson from the outside, I think a different POV would have made this film more unique. As is, it feels like I’ve seen this film way too many times for it to stand out.

Much of MANSON’S LOST GIRLS focuses on the girl power freedom the females of the Family experienced robbing and conning the rich in order to buy drugs and keep Charlie happy. There is also a lot of emphasis on the hippie free love going on, as there are multiple scenes of declothings showing off hairy hippie bodies sliding on top of one another. Add in a never-ending compilation of every clichéd 60s song ham-fisted to signify something that’s going on on screen and MANSON’S LOST GIRLS really does nothing but sugar coat a story that really doesn’t need to be sugar coated--or retold, for that matter.

DEMENTIA (2015)
Directed by Mike TestinWritten by Meredith Berg
Starring Gene Jones, Kristina Klebe, Hassie Harrison, Peter Cilella, Richard Riehle, Steve Agee, Julian Bane, Molly McQueen, Morgan Peter Brown, Ruben Pla, Marc Senter, Graham Skipper
Reviewed by Mark L. Miller aka Ambush Bug
Strong performances lay ahead in Mike Testin’s DEMENTIA, but the story itself and some huge late in the game technical problems make this one a hard one to recommend.

The main problem with this film is that if Jerry and his daughter had taken five minutes to check up on Nurse Michelle, they would have found out crucial information that would have stopped the entire conflict of this film. Anyone else would run a check on someone taking care of a loved one, so to hang an entire movie on neglecting that detail makes the whole thing fall apart afterward. There are ways around this, but it just doesn’t feel like the filmmakers wanted to think this film through all the way to make it work, or maybe they just didn’t care. Most of the story is told in this lazy kind of manner, with the story culminating in a bizarre manner in which characters’ true colors across the board show them in a not so great light. I understand they might have been trying to tell a story with grey characters rather than true black and white, but bucking convention and tossing out logic are two completely different things.

Despite the clumsy story and sound gaffes, Gene Jones is really good here, as he is in every role I’ve seen him in (that being Ty West’s THE SACRAMENT and NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN). Here Jones conveys an old man’s stubbornness with vulnerability in ways that one rarely sees. Kristina Klebe is very good here as Michelle the psycho nurse. While it isn’t the depthy performance she gave in PROXY (reviewed here), she still is strong in this role. But two good roles don’t make a movie, and there’s too much wrong with DEMENTIA to recommend it. Fans of Jones will want to check it out and there are some solid chills (warning to cat lovers, though, as you’ll be pissed at the way George’s cat ends up), but the story just didn’t follow through with the performances the strong cast offered.

CRUSH THE SKULL (2015)
Directed by Viet NguyenWritten by Chris Dinh, Viet Nguyen
Starring Chris Dinh, Katie Savoy, Chris Riedell, Lauren Reeder, Tim Chiou, Walter Michael Bost, Lincoln Hoppe, Devyn Stokdyk, Katrina Nelson
Find out more about this film on Facebook here
Reviewed by Mark L. Miller aka Ambush Bug
CRUSH THE SKULL is a fantastic mix of horror and comedy, but while most films of this type either embrace one genre or the other wholly and pepper in the other with discretion, this one goes balls deep with the yucks and the laughs.

What stands out first and foremost is that this is a film with a lead that is of Asian descent, which is something we absolutely never see in horror. Usually the Asian guy is the stoner, the kung fu expert, or the computer whiz, but he’s never the guy who calls the shots and gets the girl. So it’s refreshing to see this flip of the stereotype even though if this were a fair world, it shouldn’t be such a treat to see. Filmmaker Viet Nguyen and his cowriter Chris Dinh, who also stars in this film, do a fantastic job of keeping the pace of CRUSH THE SKULL at a breakneck pace. If you’re not jumping you’re laughing, and while I have to say they commit the gravest of sins and go the CGI blood route (which absolutely never looks good), the jumps and chuckles are doled out a plenty.
I laughed quite a bit at CRUSH THE SKULL. It’s a witty film and the cast does a fantastic job of making you care for their safety as well as laugh with and at them. You can also expect to find quite a few unexpected twists and turns by the time this one is through. While it definitely was filmed in a budgetary valley, some great comic timing and quite a few surprising story developments will most definitely make you surprised at how good CRUSH THE SKULL really is. Take a chance on this low fi goodie. Aside from the CG blood, I don’t think you’ll be disappointed.

THE WITCH (2015)
Directed by Robert EggersWritten by Robert Eggers
Starring Anya Taylor-Joy, Ralph Ineson, Kate Dickie, Harvey Scrimshaw, Ellie Grainger, Lucas Dawson, Sarah Stephens, Julian Richings, Wahab Chaudhry as Black Phillip, and Bathsheba Garnett as the Witch!
Find out more about this film here, on Facebook here, and @TheWitchMovie
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
The key to understanding the inner logic of THE WITCH: you have to look at the title itself. Not that this is a difficult film to understand, but if you consider the title “THE WITCH: A NEW ENGLAND FOLKLORE,” it’s much easier to go with the flow with this film and understand the type of story the filmmaker was trying to tell. I say this because in the theater where I saw THE WITCH, there were a few people scratching their heads. Now I know a lot of times pre-screenings of films aren’t always a good indicator as to the type of audience that will be seeking out THE WITCH, but I think it does indicate that there is a difference between horror movie goers—especially ones who only see horror in theatrical releases. THE WITCH is not your typical theatrically released horror; I wish it were typical. I think horror wouldn’t get the stigmatism that is usually gets if there were more movies like THE WITCH, but alas, it’s simply not what you usually see in theaters.

THE WITCH, at its heart, is a cautionary tale to be told by God-fearing people to warn their children about evils outside of the comfort zone of the church and home. While there isn’t a bookend to this tale with a camp leader telling a group of children a story around a campfire, that’s exactly what this film is. While many witch stories either illustrate the evil of man and how the threat of womanhood can be stamped down in the name of God (see THE CRUCIBLE or WITCHFINDER GENERAL) or go supernatural and show that there really is an evil presence that goes against the word of God (see CRY OF THE BANSHEE or any other cautionary possession film from ROSEMARY’S BABY to THE LAST EXORCISM), THE WITCH is the first film I can remember to illustrate both sides of the witch argument in an equally compelling and succinct fashion. For much of the film, there is a heavy dose of paranoia and persecution as Katherine’s fanatical belief in God and a series of unfortunate events lead to her claiming her own daughter has been possessed by the Devil. On the other hand, there does seem to be a malevolent presence in the woods, and we actually see an old crone who takes the form of many different creatures or uses them as familiars as the story goes on. Embracing both the psychological view as well as the supernatural view is sophisticated storytelling, and THE WITCH balances on this fence between the two quite deftly. At any time, this film could go either way (a more real world based tale of hysteria or a supernatural tale of real evil forces unleashed) and I would have been ok with it.

The cast of THE WITCH is phenomenal. As Thomsin, Anya Taylor-Joy is the heart and soul of this film. She is still a young girl, but her body is evolving and she is not fully aware of the threat that contains. She shifts from child to adult with an ease and sophistication here that many actresses of her age only dream of possessing. Ralph Ineson’s William is fantastic as the cavernous-voiced patriarch of the family who portrays a prideful man who is trying to keep it together, even after it seems he has made the gravest of mistakes for leaving the colony in the first place. Though she plays more of the stereotypical hysterical woman, Kate Dickie still gives her all as Katherine and this paranoia she exudes is terrifying to see grow. But it is little Harvey Scrimshaw who shines here as Caleb. The scene where he feels as if he is seeing God himself is the most mesmerizing performance I’ve seen from a young actor ever. This little guy has the talent and soul that I haven’t seen in a young actor since River Phoenix and I hope there will be so much more of him to see in future films, as his performance is both crucial and harrowing here as he takes on both the supernatural and the paranoid with a furrowed brow and a look of determination that is convincing despite his age.

I really feel sorry for those who are going to criticize THE WITCH for being boring or slow. The film takes its time to map out a complex dissection of the typical American family and all of the faults that go along with that concept. The characters are beyond compelling, and Eggers keeps the characters evolving non-stop from beginning to end, so the static shots contained resonance to me and not a whiff of tedium. While I commend the House that Jason Blum built and all of the horrors he has unleashed through the years, films like INSIDIOUS/CONJURING/PARANORMAL ACTIVITY/SINISTER have become so interchangeable that it’s hard to tell one plot from the other. It’s also conditioned modern audiences to expect a jump scare every five minutes and pandered to the waning capacity for patience in modern audiences. Instead of giving into that, THE WITCH plays with that lack of patience and stretches the anticipation, which will unease you if you’re that type of conditioned moviegoer. And unease is a good thing to feel in a horror movie. That’s what horror is. And THE WITCH is what good horror is. I can only hope people seek out THE WITCH so hopefully, we can see more horror like it rather than the interchangeable crap we’ve been inundated with for the last decade.


HANK BOYD IS DEAD (2015)
Directed by Sean MeliaWritten by Sean Melia
Starring Stefanie E. Frame, David Christopher Wells, Liv Rooth, Michael Hogan, Carole Monferdini, Arthur Aulisi, Jo Young, Ron Rivera, Annie Chadwick, Kam Metcalf, J. Dixon Byrne, Neil Magnuson
Find out more about this film here and on Facebook here
Reviewed by Mark L. Miller aka Ambush Bug
While it lacks the perversity at play in SPIDER BABY or the gore of TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE, the family in HANK BOYD IS DEAD is as twisted as either horror family. Though shot on the budgetary low, imaginative filmmaking, decent performances, and a strong story makes this one a film to look out for.

Though the crazy family schtick has been used before, filmmaker Sean Melia does some fun things to keep your attention, such as incorporating all kinds of old home movie footage that may be sweet, but paired with the depraved family and dire situation, they take on a more twisted tone. Melia even occasionally incorporates the action in the old movies with the dialog or action in the film, which makes for a nice touch. The acting is coming from a bunch of people you and I don’t know, but they do a solid job, offering performances that make the creepy characters stand out rather than the distracting cardboard acting one normally sees in low budgeters.
And while things kind of wrap up predictably, HANK BOYD IS DEAD makes for some terrifically twisted family viewing. Look out for this one when it’s released later in the year.


I AM ALONE (2015)
Directed by Robert A. PalmerWritten by Robert A. Palmer, Michael A. Weiss
Starring Gunner Wright, Gareth David-Lloyd, Katy Bodenhamer Marshal Hilton, Rory Zacher, Robert Allyn, Dave Frank
Reviewed by Mark L. Miller aka Ambush Bug
Those sick of zombie films and found footage films look out! I AM ALONE is both a zombie film AND a found footage film. Thankfully, though, it’s a pretty decent example of both.

While I too am tired of zombies, I’m not so jaded as to write the subgenre off so quickly. I know that among the undead rough, there are some diamonds worth checking out and I AM ALONE works because it pairs found footage with zombies in a fashion that I have never seen before by using the MAN VS. WILD format. Jacob starts off trying to be the enthusiastic educator of all things woodsy, but after he is bitten, the cool exterior melts away and actor Gareth David-Lloyd does a great job of conveying desperation and quickly waning hope. Gunner Wright, who plays Jacob’s producer Mason, also does a good job as he must watch footage of his bitten friend in order to try to find out how the outbreak occurred, spreads, and how it might be stopped as Jacob seems to be turning into a zombie much slower than all around him. All in all, it’s an investigative format that is addictive to watch unfold.
There are some cheats in I AM ALONE--most importantly the use of music where no music should occur if this were really being filmed in the here and now. While Mason is watching footage compiled of Jacob’s plight, it’s doubtful that the military scientist took the time to add a symphony orchestra score to the reel. There are also a few camera views that are sketchy as best and out of the blue at worst. The film also lacks a solid resolution, though the climax leading up to it is extremely intense. I wish, though, some answers were given instead of a sort of lead in to a sequel that may or may not occur. Still, with those cheats and iffy resolution, a compelling story is told, some gruesome effects are used, and some really intense performances are made. I AM ALONE may not sound original in the subgenre boxes it ticks off, but it resonates on a level that makes it feel fresh and hard to look away from.
And finally…here’s another mad short from the Norwegian lunatics at Horror Bizarre--a short filmmaking house that seems to churn out one amazing horror short after another. This one is an homage to the old Amicus film, DR. TERROR’S HOUSE OF HORROR. It’s called DR. TERROR’S HOUSE OF PARTY and is bound to make you giggle and gasp. Be sure to watch this one until the end, as it has some surprises after the credits, and check out some of Horror Bizarre’s other shorts here!
Dr. Terror's House of Party from Raymond Dullum's Horror Bizarre on Vimeo.
See ya next week, folks!
Ambush Bug is Mark L. Miller, original @$$Hole/wordslinger/writer of wrongs/reviewer/interviewer/editor of AICN COMICS for over 15 years & AICN HORROR for 5. Follow Mark on the Twitters @Mark_L_Miller and on his new website collecting posts for AICN HORROR as well as all of the most recent updates on his various comic book projects on MLMillerWrites.com.
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