
Welcome to the darker side of AICN! Mark L. Miller aka Ambush Bug here with another AICN HORROR: ZOMBIES & SHARKS column. We’ve got some really good ones this week in our weekly stash. But first, here’s some info you might find interesting!
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On with the horror reviews!
(Click title to go directly to the feature)
Retro-review: GOG (1954)
Retro-review: PIECES (1982)
Retro-review: TRANSFORMATIONS (1988)
DUDES & DRAGONS (2015)
BALLET OF BLOOD (2015)
DEADLY FAMOUS (2014)
HOME (2016)
AVA’S POSSESSIONS (2015)
THE BOY (2015)
KILL OR BE KILLED (2015)
And finally…”Light’s Out: Revolt of the Worms!”


GOG (1954)
aka SPACE STATION USADirected by Herbert L. Strock
Written by Tom Taggart (screenplay), Richard G. Taylor(additional dialogue), Ivan Tors (story)
Starring Richard Egan, Constance Dowling, Herbert Marshall, John Wengraf, Philip Van Zandt, Valerie Vernon, Stephen Roberts, Byron Kane, David Alpert, Michael Fox, William Schallert, Marian Richman, Jean Dean, Tom Daly
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
GOG is a slow moving info-dump of a movie that makes up for its shortcomings with a lot of fun future predictions that actually sort of hit their mark.

The biggest problem with GOG is its pacing. Setting up the narrative by following the government agent as he audits each and every section of the underground research bunker is a good way for the film to inform the viewer all of the info needed about the various scientific projects being tested in the facility. As the agent makes his way through the hallways and into the labs, he is told about and shown all sorts of experimental processes from zero gravity tests to extreme sounds wave measurements to advanced robotics, but the problem is that forty-five minutes of the film is filled with this type of info dumpage before the story actually starts moving. During every instance the worst case scenario is described in full detail, and wouldn’t you know it? Sure enough, that worst case scenario occurs later in the film. This type of clumsy exposition really bogs this film down.

I dug the flamethrower fight and the various deaths by technology, but again, they occurred way too late in the game. Those without patience are going to want to scroll past this tech terror, but if you want a laugh at old school notions of future science, GOG is full of it. GOG comes in 3D format for those lucky bastards with a 3D television and a 2D version for the rest of us schlubs. It also features an audio commentary by film historians Tom Weaver, Bob Furmanek & David Schecter.


PIECES (1982)
aka ONE THOUSAND CRIES HAS THE NIGHT, CHAINSAW DEVILDirected by Juan Piquer Simón (as J.Piquer Simon)
Written by Dick Randall (screenplay), Joe D'Amato (screenplay) (as John Shadow)
Starring Christopher George, Lynda Day George, Frank Braña, Edmund Purdom, Ian Sera, Paul L. Smith, Jack Taylor, Gérard Tichy, May Heatherly, Hilda Fuchs, Roxana Nieto, Cristina Cottrelli, Leticia Marfil, Silvia Gambino, Carmen Aguado, Paco Alvez, Alejandro Hernández, Isabel Luque, Bruce Le
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
If you’ve seen PIECES it’s an experience that you will never forget. Filled with plot holes, drippy and chunky gore, bad dialog, overacting, non-acting, sheer narrative lunacy and a lack of good taste, this old school slasher is the king of bad good movies.

PIECES is not really a mystery movie you go into trying to solve. It tries really hard to be clever, tossing red herrings and misleads at you in abundance, but really, not a lot of the film makes sense and trying to make it all fit together as neatly as the killer is trying to fit his woman puzzle together just doesn’t work. The key to enjoying PIECES is simply to toss out rhyme or reason and just have fun with it no matter what kind of batshit loony tune they toss at you.

There is a kitschy charm to this entire film. As gory as it is, the film really wants to be a mystery. It sets up suspects and really teases the audience to guess who the killer is. In the idle moments of the film, all of the suspects are even lined up for one long shot as if to tell the audience, “The killer is one of these people!” But it’s the clumsiness with which these scenes are set up that makes the movie a the more enjoyable. The film is so transparent in its attempts to mislead that you can’t help but both feel sorry for the person who thinks this is what suspense/mystery is and charmed by the remedial yet wholehearted attempt.

PIECES is a film to be seen with a group of horror fans, drinking gallons of alcohol to match the gallons of bloods, boobs, and stupidity being unleashed in the film. It not only tries to imitate the slasher genre, it sets a new standard of gratuity which is something it should and seems to be very proud of. This excellent BluRay version of the film released through Grindhouse Releasing includes 2 versions of the classic film (one US version and the original uncensored director’s cut which runs 3 minutes longer), a new commentary by actor Jack Taylor, interviews with director Juan Piquer Simón and actor Paul L. Smith, the special featurette 42nd STREET MEMORIES documentary containing interviews with Bill Lustig, Larry Cohen, Frank Henenlotter, Buddy Giovinazzo, Jeff Lieberman, John Skipp, Lynn Lowry, Terry Levene, and many other exploitation icons, stills and poster gallery, notes by legendary horror journalists Rick Sullivan (GORE GAZETTE) and Chas. Balun (DEEP RED), a bonus CD containing the remastered original soundtrack, and as a special bonus, the first 3000 units include an actual jigsaw puzzle! Too much fun and almost as much fun as it is to watch this movie!


TRANSFORMATIONS (1988)
ALIEN TRANSFORMATIONSDirected by Jay Kamen
Written by Mitch Brian
Starring Rex Smith, Lisa Langlois, Patrick Macnee, Christopher Neame, Michael Hennessy, Cec Verrell, Benito Stefanelli, Donald Hodson, Pamela Prati, Ann Margaret Hughes, Loredana Romito
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
This low budget sci fi tale is fun due to its Eighties style, fun effects, and a surprisingly deep and moral message.

A lot of ozone was massacred in order to make this movie. The hairstyles alone make this one of the most frightening films you’re bound to see this year--specifically the lead Red Smith, whose feathered hair has a mind of its own, and the evil dream succubus (Pamela Prati) whose head sports ALL THE HAIR from every hair metal band imaginable. Everyone here is sporting post-ROAD WARRIOR style future gear along with their frizzy locks, so things are laughable below the neck as well.

TRANSFORMATIONS is a grimy yet cartoonishly acted extended STAR WARS cantina scene if Luke had womp rat fever and inadvertently spread it across Tantooine. Taking a lot of inspiration from THE FLY, TRANSFORMATIONS tries to be a budding love story between Nurse Miranda and Wolf, but his nighttime shenanigans kind of sour the taste of this union. And while I appreciate the thematic heft this film exudes, the dialog, acting, and styles distract a lot from the positives of this film.
Sorry, I wasn’t able to find a trailer for TRANSFORMATIONS…
…so here’s a video featuring my favorite Transformer Soundwave! “Llllllazerbeeeeeak! Eeeeeject!”

BALLET OF BLOOD (2015)
aka BALLERINA ATTACKDirected by Jared Masters
Written by Jared Masters
Starring Sydney Raye, Mindy Robinson, Jessica Knopf, Dallas Chandler, Dawna Lee Heising, Christopher Arias, Julia Faye West, Robert Evans, Jacqueline Marie Alberto, Kimberly Cohen, Laura Amelia, Marla Martinez, Shelise Hufstetler, Rubi Garcia, Georgie Borchardt
Find out more about this film here and on Facebook here
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
I know longtime readers may be sick of my “low budget doesn’t necessarily mean low quality” speech, but I feel it’s something that needs to be repeated, especially at a place like AICN which specializes mostly in big budget films. I say this because despite rough edges, some solid ideas can be found in low fi films; such is the case for BALLET OF BLOOD.

Let’s get the rough stuff out of the way. First and foremost, the scope of this film is way too big for the abilities of all involved. There are just too many characters in BALLET OF BLOOD, and the fact that most of them are non- or semi-amateur actors and actresses make it hard to distinguish one flat performance from another. There are way too many times where the actors struggle to spout their lines or even glance at the camera here, and some more takes and a solid edit might be necessary in order to make this film a bit more watchable. There are also a lot of extraneous scenes in between the opening massacre and the final one. Multiple scenes of just two gals talking just go on and on, and there are numerous party scenes which seem to simply be put in there to fill it out to feature length.

BALLET OF BLOOD doesn’t forget the baser needs of the horror audience, as it supplies copious amounts of blood and boobs within its runtime. But while the story is rather complex and intriguing, I wish the filmmakers would have been a bit more choosy with who they cast and taken more time to get better takes. That said, if you’re an appreciator of the art of low budget horror, BALLET OF BLOOD delivers big ideas and intriguing scenes of bloody bodies in motion.

DUDES AND DRAGONS (2015)
aka DRAGON WARRIORSDirected by Maclain Nelson, Stephen Shimek
Written by Maclain Nelson, Stephen Shimek
Starring James Marsters, Kaitlin Doubleday, Luke Perry, Adam Johnson, Maclain Nelson, Clare Niederpruem, Jake Van Wagoner, Erik Denton, Shannon Engemann, Lauryn Kent, Jake Suazo, George Nelson, Leslie Nelson
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Goofy fun abounds in this spoof on fantasy films. DUDES & DRAGONS is something you’d see as a ScyFy feature, but it’s definitely one of the better ones.

So yeah. Typical fantasy quest kind of stuff with swords and sorcery. But the fun lays in the fact that, despite Camilian’s earnest and sometimes too serious demeanor, no one else is taking this stuff too seriously. A lot of the charm of this film comes from lead Adam Johnson, who is really good here as the Han Solo-esque Ramicus. In fact, this entire film pretty much takes after the original STAR WARS. There’s even a bit where the captured princess sends out a message on a magic dragonfly that plays out like Leia’s hologram she sent out with R2-D2. While this homage might cause eye rolling, there’s an undeniable charm to this film that makes these winks and nods acceptable.

DUDES & DRAGONS is not a big budgeter nor is it anything epic, but most of the laughs work and it does seem to be having a lot of fun while trying to be a much bigger film than the budget allows. The acting is quite good across the board with Marsters especially good at chewing up the scenery as the evil wizard with a fondness for keeping it in the family. Luke Perry even shows up for a hot minute as a cocky knight. While it follows the fantasy quest film blueprint pretty closely, it still ended up entertaining me quite a bit in both a genuine and meta way. Witty throughout, well acted, heartwarming at times, and just plain fun, if you’re a fan of those fun fantasy films from the 80’s like BEASTMASTER and HAWK THE SLAYER, DUDES & DRAGONS just might float in your moat.

DEADLY FAMOUS (2014)
Directed by Jim Lane, Eric TroopWritten by Eric Troop
Starring Jackie Moore, Daniel O'Meara, Tiffany Adams, Joelle Georgeff, Ria Huang, Stephanie Jones, Brett R. Miller, Anthony Powers, Eric Roberts
Find out more about this film here!
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Though DEADLY FAMOUS is not particularly found footage, the use of first person and fixed perspectives are used throughout. Playing fast and loose with the narrative and how the footage links up usually drives me nuts, but the performances in this one really save it from the found footage trash heap.

If the first person perspective doesn’t scare you away, the level of sleaze and torture porn slant of this film will. Miller likes to film everything, attesting that every interaction and moment in front of the camera is worth studying. This gives the film its excuse to exist in the frame of a lens most of the time, though it does switch between Miller’s camera, security camera, and other recording devices. As long as you can buy the fact that there is an omniscient editor cutting all of this footage all together (something we must all assume during cinematically filmed features), then you can go with the flow. Because this film doesn’t even try to be some kind of captured, accidental moment on film, I was more willing to take the leap.

DEADLY FAMOUS is not a fun experience. It pulls the shades back on a truly warped individual and lets you watch his life fall apart slowly. The horrific things this character does in the name of his craft, taking his frustrations about his failures out on the young, the beautiful, the hopeful, and the naïve, is terrifying to witness and takes you to places many won’t want to venture to. Talking to the camera and having the characters know a camera is viewing adds a twisted sense of perverse voyeurism that is admittedly effective, but all the more disquieting.

HOME (2016)
Directed by Frank LinWritten by Jeff Lam & Frank Lin
Starring Heather Langenkamp, Samantha Mumba, Kerry Knuppe, Alessandra Shelby Farmer, Aaron Hill, Lew Temple, Alison Dahlstrom, Lou Glenn, Oto Brezina
Find out more about this film here and on Facebook here
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
HOME is a pretty conventional thriller up until the shocking end which, I must admit, got me.

HOME is a long, arduous, and clichéd trek to a punch line that occurs in the final minutes. The final scene got me. It shocked me. And it almost convinced me to give this film a fully positive review. But looking back on the film, the problems with every minute leading up to those final five are pretty massive. No matter how big the ending is, the road there has to be worthwhile as well, and I don’t think it really is.

But HOME toys with your expectations and expects its viewers to feel as if they’ve been down this road before. It lulls the viewer in and really does a good job of tossing one cliché after another at you. But I fear, despite the decent performances by a cast of actors that mostly has the same names of their characters (a personal peeve of mine), HOME relies on too many clichés until way too late in the game and the final reveal might make for an awesome jaw-dropper of a short film resolution, but extended to feature length it’s just too long a wait.

AVA’S POSSESSIONS (2015)
Directed by Jordan GallandWritten by Jordan Galland
Starring Louisa Krause, Whitney Able, Lou Taylor Pucci, William Sadler, Deborah Rush, Carol Kane, Geneva Carr, Dan Fogler, John Ventimiglia, Jemima Kirke, Zachary Booth, Joel de la Fuente, Wass Stevens, Alysia Reiner, Tarik Lowe, Roe Hartrampf, Aurelie Claudel, George Aloi, Erik Potempa, Nelly Weiser, Tim Beirne
Find out more about this film here and on Facebook here
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
A fantastically original concept, a stellar genre cast, and a very cool tone makes AVA’S POSSESSIONS the most fun you’re going to have at an exorcism this year!



If there’s a weakness in AVA’S POSSESSIONS, it’s that it seems to drop a bombshell into the script a bit too late in the game and there’s not a lot of resolution to it by the time the bomb is dropped. AVA’S POSSESSIONS feels like, at one point, it might have been the pilot for a series, as there is a lot going on in terms of Ava’s relationships with this broad cast. I wanted more development with these characters in relation to Ava and I simply wanted more of this film. Still, I can’t recommend this film more. The humor is spot on and works every time, the scary parts are effective as well, and the soundtrack, done by Sean Lennon, makes the whole film feel as unique as the premise. AVA’S POSSESSIONS doesn’t waste its time on territory well tread. It’s a film that blazes new trails in the horror genre and deserves your attention. Highly recommended for its unique story, amazing cast, and metaphorical heft.

THE BOY (2015)
aka HENLEY, CHILDDirected by Craig William Macneill
Written by Craig William Macneill, Clay McLeod Chapman (novel)
Starring David Morse, Jared Breeze, Rainn Wilson, Bill Sage, Mike Vogel, Zuleikha Robinson, Aiden Lovekamp, David Valencia, Sam Morse, Andres Echavarria, Maria Luisa Ruiz, Amalia Santamaria, Manuela Guerra, Hong Kyu Park, Victoria Escobar, Susana Jaramillo, Tomas Eastman,
Find out more about this film here and on Facebook here
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
If you get this film confused with the mannequin movie with THE WALKING DEAD chick you’re going to be sorely disappointed. THE BOY is a tense and engrossing psychological nightmare through the eyes of a wide-eyed and widely receptive young mind just waiting to turn to darkness.

THE BOY is a film which draws its power from its silences. As a viewer, we simply follow Ted on his enthusiastic, but tedious day to day attempts to rectify his boredom. Left on his own, of course, Ted gets into mischief. But as much as this might be the beginnings of a serial killer who may rival Norman Bates one day, filmmaker Craig William Macneill smartly avoids clumsily and simply tossing in symptoms of the homicidal triangle. Ted does end up torturing animals (off screen, for you sensitive types) and setting fires, the bed-wetting isn’t really delved into, but Macneil spaces out these factors throughout the story and makes it integral and more complicated than simply ticking off symptoms on a scorecard. Ted’s acts of violence towards animals come from his desire to collect money to see his mom, and since his dad paid him to keep the road leading up to the motel clean, his father sort of encourages this behavior, not knowing it will take such a grisly turn. Ted first gets the idea of burning things from talking with Colby (Wilson), a passerby who is endeared to the boy and reveals his wife died in a fire. It’s not like Ted all of a sudden starts being a psychopath. We see it all unfold evenly throughout the film in a mesmerizing and quiet fashion. Every beat, every turn, every decision Ted makes is understood because we spend so much time with him in this film, and Macneil isn’t afraid to just let the camera linger on Ted’s fascinating day to day to foster that understanding.

THE BOY is mesmerizing, engrossing, fascinating, and a billion other words that all boil down to just plain good. It is a patient film that slides its knife into you and twists it so slow that you don’t really know you’re dead until long after it’s too late. Smartly written and acted perfectly, THE BOY is one stellar bad kid film.

KILL OR BE KILLED (2015)
aka RED ON YELLA, KILL A FELLADirected by Duane Graves and Justin Meeks
Written by Duane Graves and Justin Meeks
Starring Justin Meeks, Paul McCarthy-Boyington, Greg Kelly, Bridger Zadina, Deon Lucas, Larry Grant Harbin, Arianne Margot, Luce Rains, Timothy McKinney, Karrie Cox, Pepe Serna, Edwin Neal, Bill Johnson, Sonny Carl Davis and Michael Berryman
Find out more about this film here and on Facebook here
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
They don’t make Westerns like this anymore. This is no YOUNG GUNS or any other Hollywood polished films with big name actors roughing it on horseback and posting shots of their quick draw on Instagram. KILL OR BE KILLED is a gritty, rough and tumble Western reminiscent of the spaghetti Westerns of old with a thick layer of grime and gore slathered on top of it.

Though more of a pitch dark Western than an actual horror film, KILL OR BE KILLED manages to toss in quite a few nods to both genres while never betraying the essentials needed in an outlaw Western story. Like many other outlaws in the Old West, Barbee’s greed is his biggest fault. Meeks and Graves’ tale tells of Barbee’s epic journey across Texas taking on seemingly supernatural and real world threats every step of the way. This is an expansive tale, running almost two hours long, but I was riveted the entire way through. Akin to APOCALYPSE NOW in story, where the horrors intensify the closer Barbee gets to his goal, it’s fantastic to see these two filmmakers evolve and use a broader canvas to paint their films on. I first took notice of the two filmmakers with their fantastic first effort THE WILDMAN OF THE NAVIDAD (reviewed here) and their follow-up, THE BUTCHER BOYS (reviewed here) was hit and miss. Their grindhouse style is something truly unique in today’s cinema. Here’s hoping more will take notice of these two talented creators with this film.

The film takes some dark turns throughout, with all sorts of evil deeds performed by this gang. One minute you’re going to be rooting for them to make it. The other, you’ll be hoping they meet a most grisly end. And things get really gnarly as their bodies and minds give out on the gang along the way. Some well-placed practical effects along the way make for some grueling scenes of frontier hardship. Gaping gun wounds and other gore remind us that Meeks and Graves are accomplished horror filmmakers, but this is a solid Western through and through.
If you hear Western and you think of John Wayne or Clint Eastwood or even Emilio Estevez riding in slo mo to some Bon Jovi song, this might not be the type of film you’re used to. If you thrilled at BONE TOMAHAWK and THE HATEFUL EIGHT, this is the type of gritty Western you’re going to want to seek out. This one has dirt and sweat and spit on it. This one is a mean Western that pulls no punches. This one doesn’t have any big stars, but it doesn’t need them. This is an ambitious tale that somehow tells an expansive story on what looks to be a meager budget. Graves and Meeks are a talented pair of gentlemen who are making films that show their appreciation for late 60s- and 70s-style filmmaking. I’m a huge fan of their work because they seem to be working pretty much outside of the system and their films are clean of the usual studio polish we see too much of in genre films these days. KILL OR BE KILLED is one of those fantastic genre mash-ups that work because it feels authentic and real. The scallywags who populate this universe are ugly folks, and this isn’t a story for the frail at heart. But if you’re looking for a bloody drenched Western with a pitch black sensibility, KILL OR BE KILLED is the one for you.
And finally…it’s time for another “Light’s Out” radio play! So sit back, maybe light a candle, pull the covers up to your nose, and give a listen to this week’s tale of terror…”Revolt of the Worms!”
See ya next week, folks!
Ambush Bug is Mark L. Miller, original @$$Hole/wordslinger/writer of wrongs/reviewer/interviewer/editor of AICN COMICS for over 15 years & AICN HORROR for 5. Follow Mark on the Twitters @Mark_L_Miller.
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