
Welcome to the darker side of AICN! Mark L. Miller aka Ambush Bug here with another AICN HORROR: ZOMBIES & SHARKS column. We go full-on indie this week and check out a whole bunch of low fi horrors that might be worth your time. I’ve also got some very cool horrors from yesteryear. But first, check out these bits and pieces of interest…

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On with the horror reviews!
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Retro-review: MALATESTA’S CARNIVAL OF BLOOD (1973)
Retro-review: THE SINFUL DWARF (1973)
Retro-review: R.O.T.O.R (1987)
Retro-review: THE CURSE (1987)
Retro-review: SERPENT & THE RAINBOW (1988)
BIGFOOT VS. ZOMBIES (2015)
PHANTOM OF THE WOODS (2013)
UPSIDEDOWN CROSS (2014)
RIDDLE ROOM (2016)
And finally…”Lights Out: Knock At the Door”!


MALATESTA’S CARNIVAL OF BLOOD (1973)
aka CARNIVAL OF BLOODDirected by Christopher Speeth
Written by Werner Liepolt
Starring Janine Carazo, Jerome Dempsey, Daniel Dietrich, Lenny Baker, Hervé Villechaize, William Preston, Paul Hostetler, Betsy Henn, Chris Thomas, Paul Townsend, Sebastian Stuart, James Lambert, Rebecca Stuart, Jim McCrane
Find out more about this film here
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
While it’s only got a shred of story, there’s something to be said about the atmosphere and sheer lunacy at play in the once-lost gem MALATESTA’S CARNIVAL OF BLOOD.

That’s what the story is, but it’s not made entirely clear and I admit, I had to look some of those details up in order to map it out for you in the paragraph above. This is mainly because the sound of the film is flawed to say the least, so the lines the actors are saying were sometimes hard to determine. But it is also because of the non-linear method of storytelling at play in MALATESTA’S CARNIVAL OF BLOOD. This is a film that is more interested in showing the viewer the oddity of carnival experience rather than telling a straightforward tale of vengeance. The story gets there eventually, but really this is just a film to sit back and experience rather than make sense of.

Director Christopher Speeth soaks every odd nook and eccentric cranny up with his camera, which seems transfixed with carnie culture. Though I don’t know for sure, this film feels as if it takes place at an actual working carnival. Maybe Speeth was an ambitious filmmaker paying his way through school by working at an amusement park and took advantage of this setting to film his epic tale of circus horror. I don’t know, but it sure seems like the setting is the real deal.

Still, MALATESTA’S CARNIVAL OF BLOOD offers up a lot of twisted visuals as the cannibal monsters stalk the grounds at night in search of blood, and Malatesta seems to be collecting souls for his own amusement. A pre-FANTASTY ISLAND Hervé Villechaize shows up as a dwarf with a gun and a warning. Pardon the pun, but his part is small and seems almost tacked on towards the end. I don’t want to say that MALATESTA’S CARNIVAL OF BLOOD is good. It’s not. It’s pretty shoddily made and technically all over the place. But you can’t deny the film’s love of the culture it is depicting, and it serves as an interesting collection of bizarre imagery.


THE SINFUL DWARF (1973)
aka SATANIC ORGY, TEENAGE BRIDE, THE DWARF, THE ABDUCTED BRIDEDirected by Vidal Raski
Written by Harlan Asquith (story), William Mayo (screenplay)
Starring Torben, Anne Sparrow, Tony Eades, Clara Keller, Werner Hedman, Gerda Madsen
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
Wow, this film really takes me back. Waaaaaaay back to 2009, when I reviewed THE SINFUL DWARF in what would become the very first AICN HORROR Column, even though I wasn’t calling it that back then. I’ve updated my review of the film below since it’s being rereleased as a special edition from Severin Films this week on BluRay!

The duo trap innocent girls, drug them up, then pimp them out to strangers. This is exploitative horror to the maximum degree, and despite my steel disposition some of the scenes had me squirming. There’s an overall ickyness to this film. The dwarf, whose real name is Torben and whose profession before this film was that of a host of a Danish children’s show, is just about as sleazy as you can get.
Looking like a mini Jack Black, Torben sweats profusely and contorts his face into a wide smile, shaking uncontrollably during the more disturbing scenes. More ickyness ensues as Torben lures young women to his attic with filled dirty mechanical toys, then pricks them with bent needles full of drugs. When a young couple comes to stay at the inn, Torben and his mother see a new victim in their midst.

It’s Seventies exploitative horror at its most disturbing and sure to offend just about anyone who takes the time to watch it. This is definitely not one I will play at Christmastime when the family comes over, but the moments of psychological terror and the hilarious use of a dummy as a stunt double for the dwarf, plus the disturbing performance from Torben, make this obscure reel of celluloid something to remember (whether I want to or not).
This new special edition features both the international version of the film titled THE DWARF as well as the American edit titled THE ABDUCTED BRIDE. It also features a doc called “The Search For Torben” about finding out what happened to the cast and crew of the film, as well as “The Severin Controversy” which talks about how influential this little film really was. And just when you thought it couldn’t get sleazier, there are bits from the Torben sex film he starred in and a lost film, THE BLUE BALLOON, remastered and never before released in video format. That’s a whole lotta sleaze, sin, and dwarfism to enjoy in this extensive BluRay rerelease.


R.O.T.O.R (1987)
aka ROBOPOLICE, R.O.T.O.R. POLICE FORCEDirected by Cullen Blaine
Written by Cullen Blaine (original story idea), Budd Lewis(screenplay)
Starring Margaret Trigg, Richard Gesswein, Jayne Smith, James Cole, Stan Moore, Nanette Kuczek, Shawn Brown, Victor Kwasnick, Ron Baker, Diana Hurd, Bill Blair, & Brad Overturf as R.O.T.O.R!
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
This ultra-lame version of ROBOCOP was released on video a year after Verhoven’s film was released and looks like it was made in about a week for a couple of hundred dollars and about 1% of ROBOCOP’s imagination.

This is a film made for the MST3K treatment. In fact, one was performed on RiffTrax (see below). The story is a blatant rip-off of ROBOCOP and THE TERMINATOR, as the robot cop targets one woman and will stop at nothing to take her down. Things just inexplicably happen in this film. One scene has Coldyron’s girlfriend roundhouse kicking a thug who tries to rob a gas station over and over in the face. A muscular Danny McBride lookalike takes on the robo copper with less than successful results. A snarky talking robot is third in charge of a delicate scientific operation (one hilarious scene later in the film has Colyron calling his robot on the phone and having a lengthy conversation with him). Basically, the film decides to follow the first half of ROBOCOP and the last half of THE TERMINATOR—it’s doubtful much else was planned as far as narrative ingenuity goes.

R.O.T.O.R. was a hard film to endure, but I ended up having a lot of fun with it. Get together with your friends and watch it. It’ll definitely entertain, though you might feel as if you lost some brains cells after watching this inane, nonsensical 10th generation carbon copy of some of the best sci fi movies of the 80s.
Here’s that Rifftrax Highlight reel I was talking about…


THE CURSE (1987)
aka THE FARM, THE WELLDirected by David Keith
Written by David Chaskin (screenplay), inspired by the work of HP Lovecraft
Starring Wil Wheaton, Claude Akins, Malcolm Danare, Cooper Huckabee, John Schneider, Amy Wheaton, Steve Carlisle, Kathleen Jordon Gregory, Hope North, Steve Davis
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
I remember being creeped out immensely by THE CURSE when I first saw the film. The tale, inspired by HP Lovecraft’s “The Colour Out of Space”, retains its creepy edge even though there are plenty of inexplicable and hokey moments littered throughout.

THE CURSE is the second film to adapt HP Lovecraft’s “The Colour Out of Space.” While DIE, MONSTER, DIE (reviewed here) preferred to make a rather typical monster movie in the Hammer vein, THE CURSE is more of a body horror story about the destruction of the house and home. Zack longs for the old days when his family was a loving one. He refuses to accept this new family and fears the old days will never come back. This is especially true when the only thing that reminds him of the old days, his mother, is the first to become sick from this horrific plague from the stars. As his mother begins to turn into a monstrous creature and must be bound in the basement to keep her from attacking people with cutlery, all semblance of home drifts away. As the plague moves to the rest of the family, not even the house itself is safe, as it seems to want to collapse on top of him in order to keep him from escaping.

While the destruction of the house is downright goofy, the rest of the effects in THE CURSE are fantastic. From simple gross-out scenes like apples full of maggots to scenes of the progressive physical deterioration of the entire family, this is a special effects masterpiece. While the body horror wave was already getting to be rather passé with Cronenberg’s THE FLY being released a few years prior, this movie does a good job of documenting the stages of infestation, starting with puss-filled warts and ending with the people becoming slimy piles of goo.

There are some really odd moments in THE CURSE that almost send it skidding off the rails. There’s some kind of weird relationship between the town doctor’s wife and the Mayor that isn’t fully fleshed out, so it just seemed off to me. The Mayor is supposed to convey a sense of comedy throughout the film, but it just doesn’t work and comes off as interchangeable with the representation of government in most monster movies that refuses to shut down the water supply/close the beaches/evacuate the park. Actor David Keith directed this film and did so darkly, relying on tactile horrors and strong performances to exude the chills. For the most part, THE CURSE was successful in conveying these chills. The BluRay is light on bells and whistles, but I will be covering the accompanying sequel to THE CURSE, subtitled THE BITE, in a future column.


THE SERPENT & THE RAINBOW (1988)
Directed by Wes CravenWritten by Wade Davis (inspired by the book), Richard Maxwell & Adam Rodman (screenplay)
Starring Bill Pullman, Cathy Tyson, Zakes Mokae, Paul Winfield, Brent Jennings, Conrad Roberts, Badja Djola, Theresa Merritt, Michael Gough, Paul Guilfoyle, Dey Young, Aleta Mitchell, Jaime Pina Gautier
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
THE SERPENT & THE RAINBOW is one of Wes Craven’s more effective horror films, mainly due to the quality of the cast and the down and dirty version of voodoo. Still, there’s all kinds weirdness at play during the climax that does its damnedest to counter any effectiveness the film achieved leading up to it.

THE SERPENT & THE RAINBOW is almost two movies in one. It’s a film you can almost literally see Hollywood producers putting their fingers into, and it almost ruins the film. Thankfully, Craven’s imagery and story is strong and survives to elevate this film to one of the late director’s best.


This Collector’s Edition BluRay has a few special features such as a commentary from star Bill Pullman, plus a new “Making of…” featurette interviewing Pullman, Author Wade Davis, Director of Photography John Lindley and Special Effects artists Lance & David Anderson. This one is for any die hard Craven fan or those interested in Hollywood interpretations of the voodoo culture.

BIGFOOT VS. ZOMBIES (2015)
Directed by Mark PoloniaWritten by Mark Polonia
Find out more about this film here
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
I was more excited than I really should have been when BIGFOOT VS ZOMBIES showed up on my doorstep. As with most Bigfoot films I had low expectations, but still, the name of this film made me laugh and the cover art was pretty amazing as well. If only that quality were shared with the rest of the movie.

Now, shitty production doesn’t always mean a shitty film. Sometimes acting or the story itself can make up for it. But in BIGFOOT VS. ZOMBIES, it just doesn’t feel like any effort at all was made by anyone involved. The cast mumble out their lines lifelessly and the story itself doesn’t even bother to try to make things interesting. There’s no reason for Bigfoot’s killing spree and while there is a cause to the zombies rising, there’s no real reason why Bigfoot would bother with them.
In the end, BIGFOOT VS. ZOMBIES would make for a great T-shirt. The poster would look good on a wall. But none of that effort was put into the movie itself.

PHANTOM OF THE WOODS (2013)
Directed by Michael StorchWritten by Cam Clark, Joe Leatherman, J.R.S. Storch, Michael Storch, Ryan Woebbeking
Starring Delaney Hathaway, J.R.S. Storch, Richard Hackel, Mark S. Esch, Matthew Finney, Nathaniel E. Barr, Rachel Bougher, Forrest Bower, Tim Burkhart, Melissa Chapman, Chris Clark, Rhiannon Cox, Emily Delagrange, Vaughn Feuer, Troy Koch, Kelron Mixon
Find out more about this film here and on Facebook here
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Low budget doesn’t mean low quality; at least this is the case with PHANTOM OF THE WOODS, a film done on the cheap, but one with some impressive writing and spooky imagery at play.

The line delivery is pretty rough here, as this film was made mostly with non-actors. But making up for it are some really nice effects of a shadow man haunting the woods and some nightmarish imagery as the phantom uses fears to drive people to kill themselves and others. This is one of those cases where the story elevates the film, and while the actors playing the characters are amateur, the character and story itself shows promise. Here’s hoping that those behind PHANTOM OF THE WOODS go on to bigger and better things. The story here indicates that there is a level of storytelling skill here to make it possible.

UPSIDEDOWN CROSS (2014)
Directed by William HellfireWritten by William Hellfire, Mike Hunchback
Starring Erin Russ, Tina Krause, David Yow, Rick Savage, Colleen Cohan, Mark DeMicco, William Hellfire
Find out more about this film on Facebook here
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
UPSIDEDOWN CROSS is exploitative and sleazy to its core, but there’s an air of authenticity that shines through all of that grime. You’re going to want to take a shower after watching UPSIDEDOWN CROSS, but despite its crude nature, the message William Hellfire is trying to tell us is an intriguing one.

There’s a strong foundation of story going on with UPSIDEDOWN CROSS. At the beginning of the film, Nadine is taken advantage of by a representative of power (a cop). This serves to be a precursor for the way she is abused later in the film by her mother’s neglect and then finally by the preacher’s torture. So negating all of the abuse, rape, torture, and disgustingness, this film stands firm and actually shows a sophisticated storytelling hand as the tale unfolds in a symmetrical sort of way. The acting is also pretty good and helps elevate this low budgeter to higher levels.
But this is going to be a rough one to sit through for many. While the violence definitely seems to carry a point, there is a lot of it, and the amount of it that occurs definitely rattled me. The message of this diabolical film is strong and the actors are almost too convincing, especially Yow as the snake-tongued preacher and Russ with her apathetic and unnerving demeanor. But UPSIDEDOWN CROSS is not for those with a sensitive disposition. You’ve been warned.

RIDDLE ROOM (2016)
aka BREAKAWAYDirected by Bryan Binder
Written by Bryan Binder
Starring Marisa Ruby, Peter Carey, Erika Hoveland, Daniel Usaj, Tiren Jhames, Ava Manson, Barbara Epstein, Phil Gawel
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
A tight story and some talented actors make the tense thriller RIDDLE ROOM something worth solving.

Though it may sound like torture porn, RIDDLE ROOM is more of a tension-filled mystery than my description above lets on. Ruby is center stage here and does a great job of carrying this movie from start to finish. The story unfolds slowly and will definitely frustrate those with low attention spans, but I found the whole mystery and how it inches its clues out to be pretty masterfully accomplished. The ending feels a little bit TWILIGHT ZONE-y, but still it all makes sense once the cards are all shown. In the end, I found the whole film to be much more entertaining and satisfying than I expected.
While most of the film takes place in one locked room, I was never bored with RIDDLE ROOM, a film that proves to be surprisingly efficient in keeping the mystery interesting and worth solving right up until the end.
And finally…here’s another dose of terrifying radio from ages ago. This episode of the olden timey radio series “Light’s Out” is called “Knock At the Door” and it’s a doozy. Enjoy!
See ya next week, folks!
Ambush Bug is Mark L. Miller, original @$$Hole/wordslinger/writer of wrongs/reviewer/interviewer/editor of AICN COMICS for over 13 years & AICN HORROR for 4. Follow Ambush Bug on the Twitters @Mark_L_Miller.
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