
Welcome to the darker side of AICN! Mark L. Miller aka Ambush Bug here with another AICN HORROR: ZOMBIES & SHARKS column. Before we dive in, I want to let some folks know about some cool projects in the works and in need of the support of horror fans like you!
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Being a fan of and having a pants-shitting fear of all things shark, this Indiegogo campaign definitely caught my eye. From the people behind SHE KILLS (which I’m reviewing later on in this very column), HOUSE SHARK is exactly what it sounds like it is: It’s JAWS…in a house. The project has about a month to go and looks to be a whole lot of fun. If this project piques your interest, click here to support HOUSE SHARK and check out the teaser trailer below.
Here’s a Kickstarter for a short film about lovesickness called LIMERANCE. It’s got a few more days to go and from the looks of the kickass teaser trailer below, it looks like it could be a lot of fun.
Here’s the synopsis: Phoebe, a lesbian whose powers and perceptions are fueled by her goddess namesake, lives an isolated life in the antique movie palace left to her by her absent parents. Although her brother, Alden, is supportive, he is at a loss to be helpful. When Tig, a confident and outgoing lesbian, turns up to hawk fliers for her play, Phoebe is a bug on a pin, instantly and overwhelmingly caught in Tig's unwitting spell. Phoebe undergoes a private trip down the rabbit hole, her intense longing transmuting into visions, dreams, and hysterical jealousy, which culminates in a stunning visual confession of desire and need for connection.
Check it out below and if you like what you see, give them your support!
Looking for something else to support? Check out Russell Nohelty’s MY FATHER DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF kickstarter, which is a novel classified as a black comedy about death, and loss, and junk. It looks to be a pretty fun book and writer Nohelty has a whole bunch of free stuff he’s doing as incentives. Check out the pitch video below!
On with the horror reviews!
(Click title to go directly to the feature)
Retro-review: CURSE OF THE FACELESS MAN (1958)
Retro-review: CRY OF THE BANSHEE (1970)
Retro-review: HITCH HIKE (1977)
Retro-review: THE MUTILATOR (1984)
Retro-review: PRAY FOR DEATH (1985)
REFUGE (2014)
THE WITCH (2015)
SOUTHBOUND (2015)
Advance Review: SHE KILLS (2015)
And finally…Light’s Out radio play: House Is Haunted!


THE CURSE OF THE FACELESS MAN (1958)
Directed by Edward L. CahnWritten by Jerome Bixby
Starring Richard Anderson, Adele Mara, Elaine Edwards, Luis Van Rooten, Gar Moore, Felix Locher, Jan Arvan, Bob Bryant as Quintillus Aurelius, the Faceless Man!
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
Goofy as all get out, CURSE OF THE FACELESS MAN is an atypical type of mummy, but a typical type of mummy movie. Still, it’s a whole lot of fun.

CURSE OF THE FACELESS man is pretty much a mummy movie. No, the lead is not wrapped in bandages and doesn’t come from an unearthed tomb at the bottom of a pyramid, but still, it’s mainly about a slow moving preserved man who reliving his duties and feelings from a previous life. Though the Faceless Man’s exterior is stonier and impervious to bullets and axes (technically so was the mummy, as bullets just kind of went right through him), he still doesn’t speak, moves stiffly, and is quite powerful with the swats and blows, as exemplified with anyone who dares cross his path in this film. If you’ve seen a mummy movie, you’ve seen this one, but if you like mummy movies, then this is another you might not be too familiar with.

Another awesome aspect of this film is the narration that basically tells us everything the Faceless Man is doing and thinking. While this betrays the show/don’t tell rule of storytelling, it makes for something downright quaint about this film. Add that to the fact that the face of the Faceless Man is covered in plaster of Paris and the eye hole is pretty clearly seen in the makeup, despite the claim that this monster is faceless, and there’s a whole lot of fun to be had here. This BluRay rerelease is low on bells and whistles, but it does present the film in a pretty clear and it does have an audio Commentary by Horror Cinema Historian Chris Alexander. But while there really isn’t anything in CURSE OF THE FACELESS MAN that you haven’t seen in various Mummy and CREATURE OF THE BLACK LAGOON movies, still the film does it all with a lot of hokey charm.

CRY OF THE BANSHEE (1970)
Directed by Gordon HesslerWritten by Tim Kelly & Christopher Wicking
Starring Vincent Price, Elizabeth Bergner, Essy Persson, Patrick Mower, Hillary Dwyer, Carl Rigg, & Andrew McCulloch
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
Though this film is far inferior to Vincent Price’s other witch opus, WITCHFINDER GENERAL, it still isn’t without its own charm. CRY OF THE BANSHEE’s biggest problem is that aside from a freaky howl ringing out occasionally to add tension, there really isn’t a banshee to speak of in this film. Sure CRY OF THE BANSHEE is filled with witches, voodoo, Satan worshipers, mad dogs, mad noblemen, and something that might possibly be a werewolf or a demon, but I honestly don’t think the word banshee is mentioned aside from the fantastically gothic animated title sequence (by Terry muther grabbin’ Gilliam!!!).
The one thing CRY OF THE BANSHEE has going for it is that it has one hell of an ending. It’s choreographed in an almost DePalma-esque meticulousness as events unfold into a truly horrific finale. Though far inferior to Price’s masterpiece WITCHFINDER GENERAL, the ending of CRY OF THE BANSHEE makes the film definitely worth a watch.


HITCH HIKE (1977)
aka THE NAKED PREY, DEATH DRIVE, HITCHHIKE: THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFTDirected by Pasquale Festa Campanile
Written by Peter Kane (novel), Aldo Crudo (screen treatment), Ottavio Jemma, Aldo Crudo, Pasquale Festa Campanile (screenplay)
Starring Franco Nero, Corinne Cléry, David Hess, Joshua Sinclair, Carlo Puri, Leonardo Scavino, Robert Sommer, Ann Ferguson, Ignazio Spalla, Mónica Zanchi
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
HITCH HIKE is one of those films that takes one to uncomfortable places, especially if one is in a relationship. The performances are a little too convincing and it’s hard to pick a side as to who to root for, but the fact that it elicits such feelings makes it a relatively successful film of relational horror set against the cautionary hitchhiker tale.

From the beginning, it’s really hard to like anyone in this film. Nero’s Walter is a drunkard and a rapist from the get-go, so of course, you feel for Eve. But Eve often encourages Walter by giving in to his brutish ways and acts as if it does turn her on. For some reason she stays with him and no real reason is given as to why this is. Once Hess’ Adam is introduced, I guess this is supposed to be a sort of reverse STRAW DOGS situation where instead of the nebbish husband becoming more manly in order to defend his marriage, in this situation, Walter suffers humility by watching Adam sexually and physically abuse his woman in front of him. This might be an interesting perspective to go, but after the rape of Eve, Walter doesn’t really seem to have learned anything and goes right back to being an asshole. Any moralistic point this film tries to make contradicts itself fifteen minutes later, so any kind of life lesson on might want to take from this film is not going to be very substantial.

HITCH HIKE does indeed shock. Hess is great as Adam, but really he’s sort of just reprising his Krug character from LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT, so he’s not really going outside of his wheelhouse here. Italian tough guy Franco Nero is good as a braggart and an asshole, something that is quite different from the last time I saw him as the heroic ninja in ENTER THE NINJA (reviewed here). Corinne Cléry’s Eve is the most frustrating character as you want to feel for her, but she makes so many dumb decisions, it’s hard to. All in all, this is a frustrating movie to watch. It is an emotional rollercoaster and doesn’t promise a good ending, but the performances are strong. So there’s that.
BEWARE: This trailer has one boob! NSFW!


THE MUTILATOR (1984)
aka FALL BREAKDirected by Buddy Cooper, John Douglass
Written by Buddy Cooper
Starring Matt Mitler, Ruth Martinez, Bill Hitchcock, Connie Rogers, Frances Raines, Morey Lampley, Ben Moore, Trace Cooper, Pamela Weddle Cooper, Jack Chatham as Big Ed the Mutilator!
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug

After an opening where a young boy accidentally kills his mother after cleaning his father’s shotgun, we flash forward ten years to find the same boy with his group of dimwit friends who decide to go to his estranged father’s cabin on the lake, not knowing that his father is there waiting with an assortment of weapons and fully ready to use them on the vacationing idiots.

The thing this film does have, after quite a long lead in, is some pretty graphic and gory kills. Lots of heads are lopped off. Electric motors rend torsos to shreds. And the infamous fish hook to the woman’s crotch is as wrong and as gory as it sounds. For every plot hole and slasher cliché ticked off in this film, THE MUTILATOR makes up for it with a splash of blood and a whole lots of guts. The over the top battle between the final girl and boy and Big Ed is more gruesome than most slasher films, so in terms of the messy stuff, THE MUTILATOR delivers.

Arrow is always good with the extras and with THE MUTILATOR, it gets more than it really deserves. There’s an intro from writer/director Buddy Cooper and make up assistant Edmund Ferrell as well as a commentary from Cooper, Ferrell, co-director John Douglass and star Matt Mitler. There’s also another commentary from Cooper and star Ruth Martinez Tutterow as well as a special called “Fall Break: The Story of the Mutilator” which talks with the cast and crew as well as another special doc focusing on the makeup effects from the film. There are also opening sequence storyboards, an alternate opener, behind the scenes takes, the screenplay, screen tests of the cast, and a special focusing on the horribly inappropriate “Fall Break” song that is peppered throughout the movie. All in all, this Blu is a Mecca for any MUTILATOR film fan.
BEWARE: This trailer contains one nipple! NSFW!


PRAY FOR DEATH (1985)
Directed by Gordon HesslerWritten by James Booth
Starring Shô Kosugi, James Booth, Donna Kei Benz, Norman Burton, Kane Kosugi, Shane Kosugi, Matthew Faison, Parley Baer, Robert Ito, Michael Constantine, Alan Amiel, Woody Watson, Charles Grueber, Nik Hagler, Chris Wycliff, Judie Stephen, Rodney Rincon, Marlene Mankey, Yosh
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
As I’ve said before, any film where a man leaps from the shadows and murders scores of people with edged weapons would be called a slasher film, except, for some reason, when it involves ninjas. I don’t understand it. But while ENTER THE NINJA (reviewed here) and REVENGE OF THE NINJA (reviewed here) lean more towards action, PRAY FOR DEATH is definitely much more at home in this AICN HORROR column than any of ninja-master Sho Kosugi’s other kung fu efforts.

In many ways, this is your typical action film. There are big chunks of this film dedicated to Kosugi showing off his amazing martial arts abilities such as leaping over a moving truck and battling it out on the flatbed of another truck. He also shows his mastery of just about every weapon as he unleashes his entire ninja arsenal on the mobsters. The format follows your typical revenge film tropes as Akira’s family is done wrong and it’s up to Akira to enact revenge. All of this, screams action movie.

The gory battle between Akira and Limehouse is beyond intense as Limehouse keeps jabbing things into the open bullet wound on Akira’s leg. Gorier than your typical kung fu actioner, Limehouse frantically attacks Akira with all he’s got, which includes a chainsaw, showing that ka-razy is almost a match for karate. The bloody death of the big bad at the end is also quite gruesome and much more mean-spirited and relentless (though deserving) than I remembered. But all in all, in tone, this is a pitch black film highlighting what a badass Sho Kosugi truly is.

I have a school paper I wrote as a ten year old somewhere packed away in a bunch of other shit that says “When I grow up I want to be a _________.” In that blank, for a long time, I always put ninja and then I would freak my teacher out at my extensive knowledge of edged weaponry I had gleaned from my monthly subscription to NINJA MAGAZINE. I love ninja movies still and PREY FOR DEATH is one of the best ones. This one appears to have some of the cut scenes restored so it’s much bloodier and more hard edged than most ninja movies of the era. This Arrow Blu comes with an early interview with Sho Kosugi demonstrating his ninja skills, plus an extended interview with Sho now looking back on his career.

REFUGE (2013)
aka THE MANSIONDirected by Andrew Robertson
Written by Lilly Kanso, Andrew Robertson
Starring Sebastian Beacon, Chris Kies, Carter Roy, Amy Rutberg, Eva Grace Kellner, Travis Grant, Mark Ashworth, Joe Manus, Anthony B. Harris
Find out more about this film here, on Facebook here, and @passerbyfilms
Reviewed by Ambush Bug

While a lot of this film feels like familiar territory covered in films like THE ROAD, THE DAY, and THE WALKING DEAD, with a focus mainly on humanity’s struggle with the fall of society as we know it, it treads through this territory confidently and effectively. And while some might see fault in this film for being so much like those other films, everything is done in a manner that is absolutely entertaining. The film is full of thrilling scenes of survival, shot in a manner by director Andrew Robertson that highlights the action creatively and heightens the dangers outside of the false safety of the survivor’s homes. Robertson does a very cool thing with the marauders by rarely showing their faces, dehumanizing them and often showing them from behind or out of focus in the background. In doing so, though they are very much human, they become something inhuman and monstrous. It’s one of many thematic decisions that make this film so effective.

That said, REFUGE is as timely a movie as you can get as it really does offer a compelling and heart-wrenching look at a society overcome by a super-plague. It realizes our fears of disease effectively with slow boiling, yet intense action and offers up a makeshift family in crisis that you really care for. Looking for that same kind of investment in a group of survivors and not really wanting to commit yourself to 13 hours of a season of THE WALKING DEAD? REFUGE fills that void quite well.

THE WITCH (2015)
Directed by Robert EggersWritten by Robert Eggers
Starring Anya Taylor-Joy, Ralph Ineson, Kate Dickie, Harvey Scrimshaw, Ellie Grainger, Lucas Dawson, Sarah Stephens, Julian Richings, Wahab Chaudhry as Black Phillip, and Bathsheba Garnett as the Witch!
Find out more about this film here, on Facebook here, and @TheWitchMovie
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
The key to understanding the inner logic of THE WITCH is to look at the title itself. Not that this is a difficult film to understand, but if you consider the title “THE WITCH: A NEW ENGLAND FOLKTALE,” it is easier to understand the type of story the filmmaker was trying to tell. I say this because in the theater I saw THE WITCH, there were a few people scratching their heads. Now, I know a lot of times, pre-screenings of films aren’t always a good indicator as to the type of audience that will be seeking out THE WITCH, but I think it does indicate that there is a difference between horror movie goers—especially ones who only see horror in theatrical releases and diehard fans of the horror genre. THE WITCH is not your typical theatrically released horror film. I wish it were typical. I think horror wouldn’t get the stigma that it usually gets if there were more movies like THE WITCH, but alas, it’s simply not what you usually see in theaters.

THE WITCH, at its heart, is a cautionary tale to be told by God-fearing people to warn their children about evils outside of the comfort zone of the church and home. While there isn’t a bookend to this tale with a camp leader telling a group of children a story around a campfire, that’s exactly what this film is. While many witch stories either illustrate the evil of man and how the threat of womanhood can be stamped down in the name of God (see THE CRUCIBLE or WITCHFINDER GENERAL) or go supernatural and show that there really is an evil presence that goes against the word of God (see CRY OF THE BANSHEE or any other cautionary possession film from ROSEMARY’S BABY to THE LAST EXORCISM), THE WITCH is the first film I can remember to illustrate both sides of the witch argument in an equally compelling and succinct fashion. For much of the film, there is a heavy dose of paranoia and persecution as Katherine’s fanatical belief in God and a series of unfortunate events lead to her claiming her own daughter has been possessed by the Satan. On the other hand, there does seem to be a malevolent presence in the woods and we actually see an old crone who takes the form of many different creatures or uses them as familiars as the story goes on. Embracing both the psychological view as well as the supernatural view is sophisticated storytelling and THE WITCH balances on this fence between the two quite deftly. At any time, this film could go either way (a more real world based tale of hysteria or a supernatural tale of evil forces unleashed) and I would have been ok with it.

The cast of THE WITCH is phenomenal. As Thomsin, Anya Taylor-Joy is the heart and soul of this film. She is still a young girl, but her body is evolving and she is not fully aware of the threat that contains. She shifts from child to adult with ease and sophistication that many actresses of her age only dream of possessing. Ralph Ineson’s William is fantastic as the cavernous-voiced patriarch of the family who portrays a prideful man trying to keep it together, even after it seems he has made the gravest of mistakes for leaving the colony in the first place. Though she plays more of the stereotypical hysterical woman, Kate Dickie still gives her all as Katherine and this paranoia she exudes is terrifying to see evolve. But it was little Harvey Scrimshaw who shines brightest here as Caleb. The scene where he feels as if he is seeing God himself is the most mesmerizing performance I’ve seen from a young actor in ages. This little guy has the talent and soul that I haven’t seen in a young actor since River Phoenix. Here's hoping there will be much more of him to see in future films as his performance is both crucial to the plot and harrowing to witness as he takes on both the supernatural and the paranoid with a furrowed brow and a look of determination that is convincing despite his age.

I really feel sorry for those who are going to criticize THE WITCH for being boring or slow. The film takes its time to map out a complex dissection of the typical American family of the time and all of the faults that go along with that concept. The characters are beyond compelling and Eggers keeps the characters evolving non-stop from beginning to end, so the static shots contained resonance to me and not a whiff of tedium. While I commend the House that Jason Blum built and all of the horrors the company have unleashed through the years, films like INSIDIOUS/CONJURING/PARANORMAL ACTIVITY/SINISTER have become so interchangeable that it’s hard to tell one plot from the other. It’s also conditioned modern audiences to expect a jump scare every five minutes and pandered to the waning capacity for patience in modern audiences. Instead of giving into that, THE WITCH plays with that lack of patience and stretches the anticipation to painful lengths, which will unease you if you’re that type of short attentioned, conditioned moviegoer. And unease is a good thing to feel in a horror movie. That’s what horror is. And THE WITCH is what good horror is. I can only hope people go out and see THE WITCH in theaters so hopefully, we can see more horror like it in theaters rather than the interchangeable crap we’ve been inundated with for the last decade.


SOUTHBOUND (2015)
Directed by Roxanne Benjamin, David Bruckner, Patrick Horvath, Radio SilenceWritten by Roxanne Benjamin, Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, David Bruckner, Susan Burke, Dallas Hallam, Patrick Horvath
Starring Chad Villella, Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Kristina Pesic, Fabianne Therese, Nathalie Love, Hannah Marks, Dana Gould, Anessa Ramsey, Susan Burke, Davey Johnson, Mather Zickel, Karla Droege, Zoe Cooper, Justin Welborn, David Yow, Tipper Newton, Matt Peters, Maria Olsen, Tyler Tuione, Kate Beahan, Gerald Downey, Hassie Harrison, Tallulah Mounce, Max Folkman, Nick Folkman, Karina Fontes, Roxanne Benjamin, Damion Stephens, & Larry Fessenden as the D.J.!
Find out more about this film Facebook here, and @SouthboundMovie
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
While much of the horror ballyhoo this week is about THE WITCH (and the ballyhoo is definitely worth it), there’s another really great horror film that is being slowly released throughout the country that deserves your attention as well. SOUTHBOUND is an indie horror film from the twisted minds that brought you V/H/S and for those who thought that horror series was a bit disjointed, you might want to check this stream of consciousness nightmare out as it packs all kinds of thrills, chills, terrors, and screams in a much more streamlined way.




SOUTHBOUND is a horror version of PULP FICTION that tears down the road unapologetically and offers up unique stories and even more unique visuals. They say that a good anthology is made up of stories that would work on their own. Each of these vignettes would be a great standalone. Put all together like this and it’s downright genius horror.

SHE KILLS (2015)
Directed by Ron Bonkbr> Written by Ron BonkStarring Jennie Russo, Trey Harrison, Michael Merchant, Jody Pucello, David Royal, Martha Zemsta
Find out more about this film here, on Facebook here!
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
SHE KILLS lets you know it is something extremely unconventional as Sadie (Jennie Russo) walks though a lovely field of wildflowers set to sweeping piano music. As she comes to rest on a grassy spot, she opens her blouse and tickles her nipple with a flower as a biker punk wearing a leather jacket with “The Touchers” painted across the back watches intently and licks his lips. Right off the bat, the film lets you know that it is not your typical movie. SHE KILLS is raunchy, gory, and altogether wrong in so many ways. It’s also a pretty damn good time.

Sadie is a virginal young woman, looking forward to marrying her fiancée and starting a family, but on her wedding night, a ruthless gang named “The Touchers” murder her husband and as they attempt to rape Sadie, one whiff from her crotch whips them into an uncontrollable rage. The Touchers wake up the next morning to find out that they ate her husband and that Sadie’s honeypot has the power to drive people mad. Vowing revenge against the Touchers, Sadie goes to a mystic who says she is cursed with “the fire crotch” and that Sadie can have her revenge, though she can never be with a man again. The spell is performed and Sadie busts out to unleash some vaginal revenge on her tormentors.

Balls are kicked so hard they are coughed up. Much 70’s bush is unleashed. People are dry humped to death. And you will believe a vagina will eat a human being. These are but a few of the horrifically wrong things that happen in SHE KILLS, a film made for a particular gore-minded folks who laugh uncontrollably at times when one is supposed to be offended. The cast and filmmakers of this film committed to make something truly disgusting and juvenile and they succeeded in spades. If you’re a fan of Troma films, SHE KILLS is going to be your flavor, guaranteed.
And finally…for your listening pleasure, here’s another haunted radio play from yesteryear! This one is about a curse, a house, and a long dark night. Pull up the covers and give a listen to “Light’s Out: House Is Haunted!”
See ya next week, folks!
Ambush Bug is Mark L. Miller, original @$$Hole/wordslinger/writer of wrongs/reviewer/interviewer/editor of AICN COMICS for over 13 years & AICN HORROR for 4. Follow Ambush Bug on the Twitters @Mark_L_Miller.
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