
Greetings, all. Ambush Bug here with another AICN HORROR: ZOMBIES & SHARKS column. As we ring in the New Year, there still are horror films to review. Enjoy this week’s terrors!
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Retro-review: YOUR VICE IS A LOCKED ROOM AND ONLY I HAVE THE KEY (1972)
Retro-review: AXE (1974)
Retro-review: TENTACLES (1977)
Retro-review: ELIMINATORS (1986)
Retro-review: VIDEO VIOLENCE (1987)
Retro-review: TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT (1995)
SIREN (2013)
8 Movies To Die For: MURDER IN THE DARK (2013)
BONE TOMAHAWK (2015)
Advance Review: CHERRY TREE (2015)
And finally…Sonny Fernandez’ HALLOWEEN!


YOUR VICE IS A LOCKED ROOM AND ONLY I HAVE THE KEY (1972)
aka EXCITE ME, EYE OF THE BLACK CAT, GENTLY BEFORE SHE DIES, IRENEDirected by Sergio Martino
Written by Adriano Bolzoni, Ernesto Gastaldi, Sauro Scavolini (screenplay), Luciano Martino (story), Edgar Allan Poe (original story “The Black Cat”)
Starring Edwige Fenech, Anita Strindberg, Luigi Pistilli, Ivan Rassimov, Franco Nebbia, Riccardo Salvino, Angela La Vorgna, Daniela Giordano, Marco Mariani, Nerina Montagnani,
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
Having one of the longest names of a film I’ve seen in quite a while, YOUR VICE IS A LOCKED ROOM AND ONLY I HAVE THE KEY is the other half of the two disk BluRay collection from Arrow which focuses on retellings of one of Edgar Allan Poe’s most famous tale’s “The Black Cat.” You can find my review of Lucio Fulci’s THE BLACK CAT here. And while I enjoyed Fulci’s film, I kind of prefer this sleazy and sultry film by Serfio Martino (director of such Italian genre greats THE MOUNTAIN OF THE CANNIBAL GOD, THE GREAT ALLIGATOR, ALL THE COLORS OF THE NIGHT, and TORSO).


Fenech is ravishing as the object of everyone’s desire. Her doe eyes will make you melt. Pistilli will make you want to see him hurt, and thus does a great job here as the abusive husband. And rounding out the cast is Strindberg who offers up probably the most complex performance here as Irina, the seemingly fragile doormat. All three actors do a fantastic job of twisting and twirling around one another, occasionally bumping into one another in either passionate or destructive ways. This was an interesting Collector’s Set that Arrow has put out as it is fun to see the same story told through two vastly different styles. While YOUR VICE adopts the more classic Giallo murder mystery plot, Fulci’s version seemed more interested in the spookier aspects of the tale. Both are entertaining in their own ways and are worth revisiting for fans of Giallo, Poe, and fun classic murder/mysteries.


AXE (1974)
aka LISA, LISA, CALIFORNIA AXE MASSACRE, CALIFORNIA AXE MURDERS, THE AXE MURDERS, THE VIRGIN SLAUGHTERDirected by Frederick R. Friedel
Written by Frederick R. Friedel
Starring Leslie Lee, Jack Canon, Ray Green, Frederick R. Friedel, Douglas Powers, Frank Jones, Carol Miller, George J. Monaghan, Smith Hart, Scott Smith
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
I love stories like this from the days where films had multiple names, multiple cuts, and multiple distributions. Severin has collected two films by filmmaker Frederick R. Friedel; AXE and KIDNAPPED CO-ED—two films which were put out two years apart, but as the documentary included in this disk explains, writer/director Friedel lost the rights to the film and it was exploited and repackaged over and over again by a greedy producer. But this story has a happy ending as Friedel was able to get the films back and rereleased by the good folks at Severin. This disk even includes a reedited version combining both films into one big film called BLOODY BROTHERS. I’ll be reviewing all three of these films over the next few weeks, starting with Friedel’s first film, AXE.

While the story is rather simplistic, Friedel does a really good job of establishing each of the characters and setting the mood for something awful to happen. Reminiscent of the home invasion scene from A CLOCKWORK ORANGE if the invaders were the goons from RESERVOIR DOGS, AXE is much more than a simple stalk and slash. And while the acts of violence aren’t anything we haven’t seen before, it’s orchestrated in a gritty and grimy manner that makes it very unnerving.

Friedel (who also stars as one of the thugs and sports an afro that would make Bob Ross drool) is not a filmmaker I was familiar with, but he did a lot with very little in this film, orchestrating some tense scenes and really delivering with the bloody carnage doled out by a wide-eyed beauty. I’m interested to see what KIDNAPPED COED and BLOODY BROTHERS have to offer.


TENTACLES (1977)
Directed by Ovidio G. Assonitis (as Oliver Hellman)Written by Jerome Max, Tito Carpi, Steven W. Carabatsos
Starring John Huston, Shelley Winters, Bo Hopkins, Henry Fonda, Claude Akins, Delia Boccardo, Cesare Danova, Alan Boyd, Sherry Buchanan, Franco Diogene, Marc Fiorini, Helena Mäkelä
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles…
Tentacles…
That horrible joke is funnier than any word Shelley Winters mutters as the comic relief in TENTACLES, a ripoff of JAWS that is funny when it isn’t trying to be and horrible unfunny when the film does.

The first thing that hit me about this film is that the amazing cast. You’ve got class acts like John Huston and Henry Fonda fraternizing with down-home good ol’ boys Bo Hopkins and Claude Atkins, a bevy of hot Italian actresses in bikinis, and of course, Shelley Winters. That’s a pretty potent package of talented folk gathered to sell what is basically a z-grade monster movie. I don’t know what director Ovidio G. Assonitis (I knew a guy in college that caught Assonitis once and it wasn’t pretty) had on this group of actors, but their presence really elevates some pretty laughable material. Most likely the whole crew needed a car payment and thought it was lucrative to cash in on the JAWS craze. Huston especially adds a lot of heft as an investigative reporter acting on a hunch that there’s corporate shenanigans going on that’s prodding the attacks.


For the most part, though, this is a film worth scoffing at. I wish I could see this cast together in a better film as they are pretty much wasted here. And while some of the octo-attacks are thrilling, the fight between the killer whales and the octopus in the end is pretty awful as it appears puppets were used in the final scenes. TENTACLES is not the best of films, but it is indicative of what was popular at the time and how cinema is often shameless in its rip-offs.


ELIMINATORS (1986)
aka DESTROYERS, MANDROIDDirected by Peter Manoogian
Written by Paul De Meo, Danny Bilson
Starring Andrew Prine, Denise Crosby, Patrick Reynolds, Conan Lee, Roy Dotrice, Peter Schrum, Peggy Mannix, Fausto Bara, Tad Horino, Luis Lorenzo, José Moreno
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
ELIMINATORS is a low rent STAR WARS with a lot of charm that makes up for the hokey effects and lack of originality. Attached to THE DUNGEONMASTER (which I reviewed here), ELIMINATORS don’t really eliminate anything, but the members of this rag tag band of adventurers are kind of fun to watch.

The filmmakers behind this one tried their damndest to toss in every cool thing in cinema here and hoped the final recipe doesn’t taste too shitty. Because the budget was so low, it looks like after the Mandroid costume, nothing really was left to make things look futuristic, so they went post-apocalyptic and simply filmed most of the film along a dingy river. Obvious riffs on STAR WARS include a cantina scene, but instead of all sorts of aliens we get hillbilly boatmen complete with a butch Bayou Betty as a scallywag trying to vie for the job to transport Mandroid and his doctor friend through the rivers. But THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN’s Andrew Prine wins the fight and serves as the Han Solo of this one. Prine is actually kind of fun here, though he really needs to beef up a bit as he looks a bit too much like the Helicopter pilot from THE ROAD WARRIOR to be a leading man as they are trying to sell him here.

ELIMINATORS is much more entertaining than THE DUNGEONMASTER as it isn’t just a random bunch of shorts starring the same cast clumsily laced together. SO it has that going for it. While the effects are hokey, there’s at least something fun in this film trying to convince us that it’s STAR WARS meets ROBOCOP; without all of those annoying things like good effects, engaging acting, and fun story.


VIDEO VIOLENCE (1987)
Directed by Gary P. CohenWritten by Gary P. Cohen
Starring Art Neill, Jackie Neill, Joseph Kordos, Kevin Haver, Judy Seplowin, Lisa Cohen, William Toddie, Linda Herman, David Christopher, Gary Schwartz, Chick Kaplan, Robin Leeds, Paige Price, Bill Biach, Bart Sumner, Chris Williams, Ricky Kotch, Jennifer Biach, Karen Oujo
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
While it’s kind of like picking the best hernia you’ve ever had, VIDEO VIOLENCE is the best film I’ve seen in this shot on video 80’s horror collection from Camp Motion Pictures. Being a fan of DIY filmmaking, I have a special place in my heart for these types of films, but I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, especially at a site that specializes in reporting news and reviews about the biggest of big budget films. Still, if you were around in the 80’s and ever frequented a video store in that time, I think VIDEO VIOLENCE will give you a warm feeling too.

VIDEO VIOLENCE is one of those films that captures a particular culture extremely well. When I was a kid, we would rush to the video store and get three to four films to watch for the weekend. It was a regular thing and from the crowds we would see there, I wasn’t the only kid whose family did this. In many ways, VIDEO VIOLENCE is a precursor to clerks, where some video store employees borrowed the equipment and filmed inside their place of business with some gore effects bought out of the back of an issue of Fango. The setting is believable because it isn’t some Hollywood made set of a video store. It was filmed in an actual video store with most likely actual video store workers and customers. There’s just something awesome about that type of passion.

The story though is pretty sophisticated as the video store clerk makes like a mulletted Kojak, trying to get to the bottom of the mysterious tapes. This is some kind of low fi detective story and while it’s not very deep or surprising, it still does all the right things in terms of presenting both the mystery and the trail to solve that mystery. Out of all of the films on this interesting low budget collection from yesteryear, VIDEO VIOLENCE has the strongest narrative which makes it much more enjoyable despite it’s budgetary shortcomings. I’ll be checking out VIDEO VIOLENCE II, the final film in this collection, in a future AICN HORROR column.
THE BASEMENT
CAPTIVES
CANNIBAL CAMPOUT


TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT (1995)
Directed by Ernest R. DickersonWritten by Ethan Reiff, Cyrus Voris, Mark Bishop
Starring Billy Zane, William Sadler, Jada Pinkett Smith, Brenda Bakke, CCH Pounder, Dick Miller, Thomas Haden Church, John Schuck, Gary Farmer, Charles Fleischer, Tim DeZarn, Sherrie Rose, Ryan O'Donohue, Tony Salome, Peggy Trentini, Graham Galloway, John Larroquette, David Wurawa, Chasey Lain, Traci Bingham, Ponti Butler, Elaine del Valle, & John Kassir as the Crypt Keeper!
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
I remember seeing DEMON KNIGHT in the theaters and really being blown away by it. Having some distance form it, I am able to see the comic booky faults of the film I overlooked as a starry-eyed teen, but still there’s a lot of fun to be had with this extended episode of the amazing HBO horror series TALES FROM THE CRYPT.

But Zane isn’t the only cast member of note here. DEMON KNIGHT is filled with all kinds of recognizable faces as the ensemble cast trapped in the hotel with the demons outside really were an eclectic bunch. Another underrated actor, William Sadler (who often appeared in at least one episode of TALES FROM THE CRYPT each season) plays the Demon Knight himself, protecting the magical key and attempting to find the next Knight should he fall. Sadler is another with a gritty charm, but his southern drawl often got him cast as the dumb hillbilly in the film. Here he does a great job as the desperate holder of the key and while his performance isn’t necessarily what you think of for a leading man, he does a surprisingly good job with it.

TALES FROM THE CRYPT was famous for it’s great casts and this one also had Bakke, fresh off of WINGS Thomas Hayden Church, the always great CCH Pounder, Roger Rabbit himself Charles Fleischer and the irreplaceable Dick Miller to brag about. Seeing all of these character actors play off of each other is a blast, especially when things get demony.

It was also fun to see the Crypt Keeper segments, though I always thought the writing for the Crypt Keeper was beyond lame. The iconic look of the Keeper and the amazing puppetry by Kevin Yagher (and of course that laugh by John Kassir) were fun to revisit. Special features on this BluRay include audio commentaries by director Ernest Dickerson, effects coordinators Todd Masters, John Van Vliet, Thomas Bellissimo, and Demon actor Walter Phelan. There’s a making of featurette, stills, and a panel discussion with Dickerson and Dick Miller. All in all, a lot of fun is packed into this one.

SIREN (2013)
Directed by Jesse PeyronelWritten by Jesse Peyronel
Starring Vinessa Shaw, Robert Kazinsky, Bess Wohl, Ross Partridge, Christian Winsor, Stephen O'Neil Martin, Ben Hanson
Find out more about this film here and on Facebook here
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Reminiscent of last year’s horror romance film SPRING (reviewed here), SIREN is much less horror and more suspense and romance. Still, if you’re looking for a horror-esque film that your squeamish girlfriend might actually not wince at too much, SIREN might be something worth checking out.

While there are supernatural elements, SIREN is basically a Nicholas Sparks romance wish fulfillment where the central girl is the object of everyone’s desire except for the guy she is interested in. I hate to generalize, but there is a portion of women (and men for that matter) in the world who aren’t interested in someone if they show any kind of interest in them and choose to pursue the unattainable. In this film, Guy isn’t unattainable, he simply looks at Leigh as a normal person and that exhilarates her. Seeing this all play out is interesting and done in a carefully thought out and realized manner, though it’s not necessarily horrifying or even that thrilling.

I don’t want to make it sound like I can’t enjoy romance films, it’s just that even more so than horror, they follow a particular formula that really doesn’t interest me. SIREN attempts to coat itself with the shell of a fantasy film, but the romantic aspects simply overpower that outer shell and the film proves to be too bland and down to earth to be interesting. The film even ends on kind of a whimper of a note, not really matching the emotional thrill of the opening moments where Liegh’s predicament is plotted out. Whereas SPRING at least had some gore and scares to go with its heavy romantic tone, SIREN sifts out the thrills and instead focuses on the relationship between these two talented actors. Nothing wrong with that, it’s just not my bag and I think it’s most likely not going to interest regular readers for the same reason.

MURDER IN THE DARK (2013)
Directed by Dagen MerrillWritten by Dagen Merrill & Chris Wyatt
Starring Luke Arnold, Phil Austin, Yann Bean, Samrat Chakrabarti, Kiran Deol, Eme Ikwuakor, Simone Tang, Mary Kate Wiles, Murielle Zuker
Find out more about this film here!
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
I wasn’t impressed with MURDER IN THE DARK going into the film, having seen snippets of the trailer and knowing nothing about how the film was made. But the further into this film the more impressed I became with it and having sat through the entire thing, I have to say, next to BASTARD and LUMBERJACK MAN, this is one of the best of the 8 Films To Die For films of the bunch.

The actors of this film were not given a script, rather they were given cues by the director and asked to ad lib and go with the flow with certain scenes. None of them know who the killer was and who was going to die next. From start to finish, it feels like this would have been a fascinating film to work on. It also must have required extremely tight coordination from filmmakers Dagen Merrill & Chris Wyatt, so I have to give credit where its due as this film could have been an absolute disaster if not well orchestrated. Because of the technical cartwheels that must have gone into making MURDER IN THE DARK, this is an impressive little bit of murder mystery filmmaking.

That said, I am fascinated with MURDER IN THE DARK and how it all was made. I think the making of featurette of this film will most likely be more interesting than the film itself, but still, I will be returning to this one for a second viewing, which I don’t often do.
UNNATURAL
THE WICKED WITHIN
BASTARD
LUMBERJACK MAN
RE-KILL
WIND WALKERS
SUSPENSION

BONE TOMAHAWK (2015)
Directed by S. Craig ZahlerWritten by S. Craig Zahler
Starring Patrick Wilson, Kurt Russell, Matthew Fox, Richard Jenkins, Lili Simmons, David Arquette, Kathryn Morris, Sid Haig, Sean Young, Michael Paré, Zahn McClarnon, Jamie Hector, Geno Segers, Jay Tavare, Jamie Hector, James Tolkan
Find out more about this film on Facebook here
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
While BONE TOMAHAWK could use a few minutes or two trimmed from a few scenes, it’s still a unique and pretty excellent mix of Western and horror with a cast to die for. And for those who couldn’t get enough of Kurt Russell’s unique soup catcher, those impressive chin whiskers are front and center in this film as well.

A cannibal Western is territory that’s been sort of charted before in a serious way in RAVENOUS and a less so manner in CANNIBAL: THE MUSICAL, but neither of them have felt as much like a genuine Western as BONE TOMAHAWK. From start to finish, this one feels as if it follows a conventional Western path, with a group of cowboys heading out to undiscovered country to save a damsel from monsters. There’s a knightly quest aspect of this as well, but for the bulk of this film this is simply four very different cowboys trying to get along with one another on horseback.

Once the four get to where they are going, this film veers from being a typical Western in many ways. First and foremost, things get extremely bloody and gory. I was taken aback at the ruthless level of violence this film delivers as the four men bite and scratch for their lives against these savages, described as Troglodytes, who eat human flesh. But cannibalism isn’t their only sin. These creatures are more primate than human, adorned with jewelry stuck into their windpipes to make a roaring sound and some of them even have tusks. These are not your typical feather wearing noble Native American warriors. These are primitive creatures straight out of a horror film and their wrath is horrifically vicious. What little glimpses we see of their culture is pretty monstrous to behold.

This is a unique film that straddles two genres (that of the Western and the horror story) and does so with utter respect for both. While it might be a little long in the tooth for some (the film clocks in just a bit over two hours), I wished I could have spent even more time with these amazing actors fighting monsters with six guns and cowboy hats. Russell is amazing and again plays the ultimate cowboy badass. Fox, Wilson, and especially Jenkins are all stellar every second they are on screen. If you’re a Western fan and don’t mind some gruesome gore and some truly horrific monsters, BONE TOMAHAWK is going to be for you. For horror fans, this is probably as perfect a Western horror film you’re going to get. I savored every bloody, gritty minute of this film. Highly, highly recommended.

CHERRY TREE (2015)
Directed by David KeatingWritten by Brendan McCarthy
Starring Naomi Battrick, Patrick Gibson, Anna Walton, Sam Hazeldine, Leah McNamara, Caroline Murphy, Valerie O'Connor, Minnie Phipps, Elva Trill
Find out more about this film here
Reviewed by Ambush Bug

Faith (Naomi Battrick) is a troubled teen. Picked on by her peers in school and plagued with worries about her father who is dying of leukemia, Faith is a powder keg ready to explode. But her new field hockey coach Sissy (Anna Walton) sees potential in the young girl and makes her an offer; become pregnant and give her the baby and Sissy will use witchcraft to heal her father. Faith is desperate and agrees, but given her rebellious nature, she has trouble keeping up her end of the deal. Now Faith is about to have her baby and Sissy expects her to pay up with her baby’s life.


So what about that aspect that kind of ruins things for me about this film? Well, that would be the very last beat of this film. Every plot twist and forward movement was so spot on, pulling me into Faith’s plight completely. But the decision to use bad CG for the final beat of the film (along with a painful one-liner) just kind of leaves you with a bad taste in your mouth. It’s shocking to see the film end on such a bad note, given the high quality of the rest of the film and once you see it, I’m pretty sure you’ll feel the same
Everything up to the last second of this film is pretty great. Battrick and Walton are fantastic. The story really does pull you in. The depiction of witchcraft is tactile and unnerving. And those damn centipedes are nasty as all get out. The final moments of CHERRY TREE don’t ruin the film completely, but it came darn close to doing so for me and it left me wondering who thought it would be a good idea to end the film in such a lame way.
And finally… here’s yet another short animated film from the indie no-budget director of THE ABORTED, THE LAST BATTLEGROUND, THE COMPLEX, and HIGHWAY 91. This time around Sonny Fernandez delivers us his spin on HALLOWEEN in another Liquid Television-esque short cartoon. Enjoy!
See ya next time, folks!
Ambush Bug is Mark L. Miller, original @$$Hole/wordslinger/writer of wrongs/reviewer/interviewer/editor of AICN COMICS for over 13 years & AICN HORROR for 4. Follow Ambush Bug on the Twitters @Mark_L_Miller.
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