Father Geek here with a report of political unrest and social upheaval in the streets of our beloved Hollywood. What could cause this demon-stration? Was it some new outlandish MPA ruling? Had the NRG run amuck? Was it true that BATTLEFIELD EARTH 2 was in pre-production? NO geeks, none of these events moved the citizens of this liberal community to social chaos, painting the streets red with blood and gore. Father Geek received the following fear filled report this morning from our sexy spy Sonja. Check it out... if you dare! It really happened.
Dracula, the Bride of Frankenstein, Frankenstein, the Wolf Man, the Mummy, and other gore splattered supporters picketed outside the Hollywood Entertainment Museum to protest the demise of Halloween's "scare" traditions.
The original Universal Studios monsters united for a unique public plea and call to citizen action. The Classic Monsters held their recent howlingly successful press conference brandishing what appeared to be blood smeared picket signs, ranging from "More Fear Careers" and "Put the Fright Back In The Night" to "Wolf Man, Not Pokemon" to "Up With Scare Tactics" and "EC not PC." The monsters and their followers asked that the true veterans of fright be remembered this Halloween season.
As spokesman for the raging creatures, Dracula urged monster-minded citizens to re-familiarize themselves with the classics of terror and watch the Universal Studios Home Video Classic Monster Collection to get into the REAL unreal spirit of Halloween as the Wolf Man howled his approval. Frankenstein and his Bride urged everyone to return to the fearful family values of Halloweens past. Remember its Halloween... not Holloween!
Horrorificly yours;
Sonja
