Hey Folks, Harry here... contrary to Father Geek's belief... I, Harry Knowles, did not go to some fancy smancy party last night... I went out with Mysterio and Junior Mintz... where Mysterio and I both tried to woo the Jersey girl into the sack (seperately... ya doltz) We just hung out at this restaurant/bar place next to my hotel.... which happens to be the hotel from ALMOST FAMOUS... pretty groovy... Rock stars have had sex in my room.... too bad I haven't. Sigh....

In the next 20 minutes I will be leaving for Shangri La.... aka THE PLAYBOY MANSION in my full body Tigger costume. I plan on never leaving there... ever. It will become GEEK HEADQUARTERS and I will share the treasures of my new home with all of you... if I don't end up in jail or as part of a concrete column on some highway project. As for the Matt and Trey and Amy party... well, I'll go if well.... if.... um.... I can't imagine that I'll be able to attend... I mean, Hugh is gonna adopt me, make me heir to the PLAYBOY empire and I'll inherit the twins and everything and its gonna be sooooo coool... and I'm gonna rule... and da girls... I plan on looking in all the AIRBRUSH ZONES!!! I am Bacchus in a TIGGER costume... god of wine and debauchery.... Or a pathetic typist with aspirations not unlike those of Icharus... Sigh....

As for the EBNER SHOW on tomorrow... all of you tune in... you'll here either A) a well sated geek.... or B) a man with a stone cold lever sticking out of the base of his boulder of blubber crying like the pathetic.... THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN... IT WILL RULE.... THE GODS RULE... I DON'T CARE IF THE MAGIC EIGHTBALL SAID, "NO".... I WILL INHERIT THE PLAYBOY EMPIRE....

I'm going for every red blooded American hard up geek on the planet... I'm going in and I'm going in FULL THROTTLE.... You guys back me up..... "Use the force" no old man... I'll be smooooooth in my Tigger costume. I am... TIGGER and I will POUNCE! If.... in 45 minutes you feel the Earth shake.... I own the universe! hehehehehe...

I just wish it was 1965 and Sinatra and Sammy and Dean and crew were all there... and it was a martini affair.... Off to the grotto...

Father Geek here with a report on what Harry's been up to in Hollywood this weekend. First off, he will no doubt be reporting in detail on the events when he returns to Geek Headquarters, so I'm just going to breeze by most of this.

Friday he spent taping his appearance on the TURN BEN STEIN ON television show and he followed that up with a trip to a starstudded Hollywood Hills Halloween party.

Saturday he caught a special preview of a horror flick that's finished, but is still looking for distribution. I'm sure he'll tell you all about it next week, or maybe on Sunday's live radio feed. That night he had two killer Halloween parties to sample; 1st, one at "THE PLAYBOY MANSION", toooo cooool,and the second is one that was hosted by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Amy Cohen, not too shabby either. Once again Harry will undoubtedly be telling you all the details of these orgies of horror when he returns to Austin.

GEEK ALERT...

On Sunday, from 2-3 Pacific Time, Harry will be appearing live on the newly syndicated radio program, The Mark Ebner Show (www.comedyworld.com). Ebner & Knowles will be wrapping up Hollywood Halloween parties and talking scary movies with some uber cool surprise guests, including some of the talent from that very cool new Dragon flick alot of you've been waiting for.

Nationally syndicated terrestrial radio, internet video and live audio streaming. Be afraid... Very afraid...

Oh yeah. If any AICN people wanna call in to the show on Sunday...

1-866-COMEDY3

1-866-266-3393

Here's the link to the show: http://www.comedyworld.com/radio-tv/shows/mark_ebner_show/

Check it out, it should be fun!