Badass DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS Trailer Big Clear and Ready For You To Swallow!!!
Published at: Oct. 26, 2000, 12:16 a.m. CST by staff
Hey there all you rollers, Dungeon Master Harry the Knowles here with a spell to cast over you to make you drool pools of lubricant upon your toes.... This DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS trailer looks COOL AS HELL... with a note of cheesy dialogue... but ya know... THE PRINCESS BRIDE had tons of Cheesy Dialogue while we're on the subject of stirred milk... Soooooo, maybe the Kraft Singles are a bit tangy, but ya know... other than an excess of plastic wrap leftovers.... there's nothing wrong with them... Of course I prefer nicely aged cheese... ya know with a little blue grazing throughout... on a good toasted piece of RYE... Oh man, I love rye... specially with corned beef and sourkraut.... REUBENS... Hey, what ever happened to Reuben... he used to come to the backyard parties, but I haven't seen him in a coon's age.... oh yeah, I need to see BAMBOOZLED. I like Spike Lee, man... I can't believe Stan has the rights to Conan, and what's up with Arnold in Mexico, ahhhhhh... QUESO.... damn... did one of those circles of life things.... GROMIT!!! Anyways... back to the trailer, Mickey, Donald and Goofy were great in that, But oh shit, DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS... I like the girl with the expandable green shaft and the kid with the power club, but I really liked the energy arrow.... Man, Jimmy Stewart was great in that Broken one, not near as good as that Naked Spur me on to talk about the Trailer? Ok... SERIOUSLY.... I'm glad Yahoo lost his film career with YOUNG EINSTEIN, I hated that film. Shit. Ran out of places to go. Ok. Well go get the trailer for DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS... IT RULES.... I like multiple dotss..... d....d...... d....... up yours..... I ..... my site...... do what I want..... hahahah.... can't do... anything about it..... ..... .....
