
Greetings, all. Ambush Bug here with another AICN HORROR: ZOMBIES & SHARKS column. Due to my trip to SDCC this year, the column was slightly delayed until I returned safe and sound to Chicago. I wanted to thank SPRING/RESOLUTION directors/writers Aaron Moorehead and Justin Benson, comic book writer/publisher Matt Pizzolo (Black Mask Studios/GODKILLER), and comic book writers Ed Brisson (SHELTERED) and Matt Rosenberg (12 REASONS TO DIE/WE CAN NEVER GO HOME). It was another fun discussion of all things horror, due to our talented panel and lively audience. I’ve got some fun interviews and reports coming from SDCC in the next few weeks, so be on the look out for those.
Look for another column tomorrow as I try to catch up from missing last week. But for now…On with the horror reviews!
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The Book Creeport: THE WHISPER KING Novel (2015)
Retro-review: THE CRIMSON CULT (1968)
Retro-review: THE OUTING (1982)
KRUEL (2014)
REDWOOD MASSACRE (2014)
I-LIVED (2015)
THE PACT 2 (2014)
PERNICIOUS (2015)
THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN (2014)
MAGGIE (2015)
And finally…Behind the Scenes on VOLUMES OF BLOOD!

THE WHISPER KING Novel (2015)
Writer: Wil RadcliffeIllustrator: Erik Wilson (Cover)
Publisher: Necro Publications
Reviewer: Mr. Pasty
When THE WHISPER KING happened to make its way across my desk, I thought I recognized author Wil Radcliffe as the writer from NOGGLE STONES, a series that initially scared me away because the cover art reminded me of that creepy 1978 animated film WIZARDS. That, and the fact that Radcliffe spells his name "Wil" with only one "L." If that second "L" wasn't good enough for him, then what chance did I have? Now, based on how much I enjoyed his venture into dark fantasy, I kind of regret not reading them and "Wil" likely go back and give those little noggles a second look. But that's a review for another day.
What we have in THE WHISPER KING is the story of David Kinder, told through his first-person point of view. Kinder was orphaned at age six and sent to a group home, where he met a cute little kindred spirit (awww) and a couple of menacing shadows (boooo), the latter of which are responsible for recruiting him to serve the -- you guessed it -- Whisper King. Joining an evil army of destruction does have its advantages, as Kinder learns, like growing up to become a badass warrior. But you know what they say, you can take the boy out of Michigan, but you can't take the Michigan out of the boy, so expect internal conflict to rear its ugly head more than once.
That's a fairly condensed version of what THE WHISPER KING is about, sans spoilers, because some of the finer points may ruin a few of the surprises. Rest assured if you like horror, comedy, dark fantasy, or any combination of the three, you'll enjoy this book, complete with its very fantasy-ish sounding names like "Marais Roi" and "Cogar Ri." But in order to love any book, you must first love the lead character (or his-her antagonist). I found Kinder to be relatable but complex, endearing in much the same vein as Peter Quill from GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (albeit a bit darker). To that end, you can expect a fair share of snappy one-liners and hilarious throwback jokes.
What really makes THE WHISPER KING work is Radcliffe's storytelling. He's not overly-pushy with his exposition and lets his characters do most of the heavy lifting. That said, I'm sure this book plays better for boys-men, as Kinder's coming-of-age tale will strike a coupe of familiar nerves. To that end, the first-person perspective really works here and Radcliffe complements it with a strong grasp of pacing. Chapters are short but never wanting, and readers aren't forced to linger on any of the major plot points like an extended Ewok death. Simply put, it's a fun read with room to grow, so a follow-up book seems likely, and from where I stand, very much welcome.
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THE CRIMSON CULT (1968)
aka THE CURSE OF THE CRIMSON ALTAR, THE CRIMSON ALTAR, BLACK HORRORDirected by Vernon Sewell
Written by Mervyn Haisman, Henry Lincoln, Louis M. Heyward, Gerry Levy (screenplay), Jerry Sohl (story), based on the story “The Dreams in the Witch House” by H.P. Lovecraft
Starring Boris Karloff, Christopher Lee, Mark Eden, Barbara Steele, Michael Gough, Virginia Wetherell, Rosemarie Reede, Derek Tansley, Denys Peek, Nita Lorraine, Nicholas Head, Rupert Davies
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
THE CRIMSON CULT is a sometimes cheeky, sometimes trippy little film is really worth seeing due to the assembled cast more than the story and film itself.

This is an odd little film as Mark Eden seems to be taking very little seriously besides the need to bed Wetherell, so the core mystery of where the hell is his brother is kind of shoved to the side most of the film as Robert experiences dreams and hallucinations of bizarre rituals and cult-like sacrifices. The confused intent of Robert makes the film feel less crucial and dire as the hallucinogenic dreams would suggest, so mixing these two elements of the film make it feel a bit uneven in tone.

Early in the film, Eden makes a comment upon seeing the gothic mansion that “Pretty soon Boris Karloff will show up.” And sure enough, he does. Again, seeing this actor in a film I haven’t seen before made this film all the better. Karloff plays a rather plucky know-it-all here who is offended at Eden’s less dignified and down to earth mannerisms. Still his presence adds heft to a rather light plot and seeing Lee and Karloff riffing off of one another is worth seeking this film out alone.

So THE CRIMSON CULT is a rather mixed bag. The performances are pretty great from the talented cast, but some scenes lifted from Corman’s bag of tricks and the fact that it played things fast and loose with the source material make it one of the less effective Lovecraftian yarns. The Scooby Doo-esque ending doesn’t help matters much, but fans of Lee and Karloff are going to need this film in their collection anyway.


THE OUTING (1982)
aka THE LAMPDirected by Tom Daley
Written by Warren Chaney
Starring Deborah Winters, James Huston, Andra St. Ivanyi, Scott Bankston, Red Mitchell, André Chimène, Damon Merrill, Barry Coffing, Tracye Walker, Raan Lewis, Hank Amico, Brian Floores, Michelle Watkins, Danny D. Daniels, Roy Alan Wilson
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
I love lamp, but I don’t love this movie.


The acting in this one is as bad as the hairstyles in this 80’s throwback. Though it’s going for sheer terror, you’re going to be laughing more than shaking at THE OUTING.
The most frightening thing in the film is the fact that the two bullies of the film are over-the-top racist by calling their African American principal the N-word and then raping an African American woman later on. I was more offended by these scenes than any of the genie carnage that transpired in THE OUTING.

KRUEL (2014)
Directed by Robert HendersonWritten by Robert Henderson
Starring Kierney Nelson, Dakota Morrissiey, Adam Vernier, J.T. Chinn, Elizabeth Brewster, Ansley Gordon, Cooper Henderson, Keegan Henderson, Rita Manyette, Tom Riska, Tom Siedle, Matthew Weidle, Nicholas Williamson, Ericka Winterrowd, Colleen Yorke
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
I’m a fan of evil clown films. My most recent comic PIROUETTE (which will be out soon…I just am not sure when, sadly) is chock full of them, and I’ve made a habit of watching clown horror films just to try to delve into the reasons why so many people find clowns to be so damn scary. I wish KRUEL had that much interest in it, but instead of getting to the root of clourophobia or any scares at all, there are other areas the film prefers to focus on and sadly, that makes for one boring and by the numbers movie.

The main problem with this film is that the focus is on the wrong thing. In trying so hard to make the viewer invested in the characters in peril (namely Jo and Ben) by focusing on them, this film forgets to add in any scary or tense moments. Apart from the opening scene, which hints that the clown is outside of the car as Jo finds out about Ben’s unfaithful behavior, the entire first forty or so minutes are comprised of Jo arguing with Ben, Ben pleading with Jo to take him back, and Jo taking time to sulk on her own. Tossing the two characters together time and time again, I quickly grew wary of the repeated attempts by Ben to rekindle the relationship paired with Jo’s reluctance to do so. Toss in a random useless scene where a friend is trying to set Jo up with a new boy and you’ve got a whole lot of drama that has nothing to do with clowns abducting kids in their ice cream trucks.

Absolutely misguided, the film can’t even decide on who the hero is going to be or what Jo’s role is going to be during the climax. She switches from trapped victim to aggressor and back again, and the film flip flops between Ben and Jo’s father as the role of her rescuer. It doesn’t help that everyone is stretching their acting chops way beyond their retention length and going for the gold in every overacted scene. Somewhere in KRUEL is a solid little story about a scary clown, an ice cream truck, and a little boy. It’s just too preoccupied with talking endlessly about a teenage relationship to know it.

THE REDWOOD MASSACRE (2014)
Directed by David Ryan KeithWritten by David Ryan Keith
Starring Mark Wood, Lisa Cameron, Lisa Livingstone, Rebecca Wilkie, Adam Coutts, Lee Hutcheon, Benjamin Selway
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug

The bad first—there is absolutely no reason for these kids to be together as most of them loathe one another. One of the campers used to date another and that camper brought his new girlfriend. There is not rational explanation this group would all be going to the same place and with everyone fighting with one another, it really makes all of the campers unlikable from the get go. I guess in this type of movie, which basically is a highlight reel of one gory Jason Voorhees like kill after another, we are supposed to root for the kids to die, but if you see any of the original slasher films, what made them stand out is that you actually rooted for the kids to live. Here, we want them to die, and thankfully, most of them do.

If you’re looking for a solid, straight up stalk and slash, THE REDWOOD MASSACRE definitely fits the bill and then some. Gorehounds will love it, and if you’re not the type to nitpick things like plot holes and lack of motivation, you’re bound to have a good time with this gory slasher yarn.

I-LIVED (2015)
Directed by Franck KhalfounWritten by Franck Khalfoun & Brian Breiter (idea), Franck Khalfoun (screenplay)
Starring Jeremiah Watkins, Luis Fernandez-Gil, Christopher Mena, Greg Taieb, Sarah Power, Franck Khalfoun, Jan Broberg, Elaine Partnow, Jeremiah Watkins, Thomas Payton, Maja Miletich, Nic D'Avirro, Brian Breiter, Tim Paul Vordtriede
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Back and forthing between engrossing and utterly ridiculous is I-LIVED, a tech terror tale from the director of one of my favorite films a few years ago, the MANIAC remake.

The main problem with I-LIVED is that the setup feels much more like a modern TWILIGHT ZONE episode premise than an actual film. There’s an awful lot of setup where Josh is tooling around with the app and soaking in the benefits and it almost feels like the director lost track of time in the first hour and tried to cram way too much into the last half hour. So while the lead up to the switch between the positive aspects of the app and the more evil intentions is good, it feels a bit overlong and makes for a rather quick descent into horror. Franck Khalfoun does show that he is a capable director (he did this already in the amazing MANIAC remake), but something feels off with the horror here and it makes for a much less effective film. It’s as if the concept of what’s shocking is rather insulated here and twists and turns that are supposed to knock me on my ass really left me rather unfazed because of this disconnect.

The rather clichéd plot and even more clichéd ending does not help I-LIVED. There are moments where I felt this film really does a good job (setting up the relationship and breakup between Josh and his new girlfriend was pretty great), but Watkins lacked the strength to convince me of the shift when things go pear shaped and Khalfoun just didn’t lead me along by the nose as he did with MANIAC. Watkins does carry this film and is ok for most of it as long as the emotions aren’t too heavy, so here’s hoping he continues to develop his craft for a more convincing job next time. As for Khalfoun, I hope this is just a bump in the road for him rather than a sign that Alejandro Aja’s involvement was much more hands on than it seemed with MANIAC. I-LIVED is breezy and fun at times, but the lack of genuine and original scares really hurts it.

THE PACT 2 (2014)
Directed by Dallas Richard Hallam, Patrick HorvathWritten by Dallas Richard Hallam, Patrick Horvath
Starring Scott Michael Foster, Caity Lotz, Camilla Luddington, Patrick Fischler, Amy Pietz, Haley Hudson, Mark Steger, Nicki Micheaux, Suziey Block
Reviewed by Ambush Bug

That’s not to say THE PACT 2 was a particularly bad film. There is a nice and unconventional tone to this film, focusing on June (Camilla Luddington) a crime scene cleaner/graphic artist and her boyfriend Meyer (Scott Michael Foster) who happens to be a cop investigating a string of murders that seem to bear an uncanny resemblance to the deceased Judas Killer’s MO. An FBI agent who is a lifelong Judas Killer profiler (played by MULLHOLLAND DRIVE’s Patrick Fischler) seems to be preoccupied by June whose art seems to have some kind of connection to the murders and to Judas. It all ties together rather well and doesn’t seem like a giant leap from story one in the original to this story in the sequel.

What worked so well in the original THE PACT was that there were definite supernatural elements at play, but there was a real world threat as well. In THE PACT 2, all of that gets rather muddy, making the viewer work harder to distinguish between the supernatural and crime elements. The thing is, I don’t feel the filmmakers had a firm hold on the concept and they weren’t sure themselves which makes figuring it out an exercise in futility for this viewer. There’s another aspect of the film involving the return of a cast member from the first film which feels more like a cop out than anything else, but I won’t spoil it here. THE PACT 2 has some decent scares, nice mood, and some above average performances by the cast, but it’s nowhere near the masterful work of suspense and terror the original was.

PERNICIOUS (2015)
Directed by James Cullen BressackWritten by James Cullen Bressack
Starring Ciara Hanna, Emily O'Brien, Jackie Moore, Russell Geoffrey Banks, Byron Gibson, Jack Prinya, Sohanne Bengana, Jared Cohn, Sara Malakul Lane, Wallop Terathong
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
A trio of American sisters (Ciara Hanna, Emily O'Brien, & Jackie Moore) make their way to Thailand on a humanitarian mission, but are not even able to get started with the good deeds as the home they rented is inhabited by the vengeful ghost of a little girl. When the bodies start piling up, the girls find themselves hip deep in local ghost stories that threaten to tear the trio apart.

On top of that, James Cullen Bressack does a great job of setting up and delivering some actually scary scenes. From the get go, as the trio of girls wander into what seems to be a dangerous situation, Bressack does a great job of pulling the rug out from under the viewer (at least it worked for me); challenging expectations and flipping the script more than once. On top of the unexpected turns, the actual scares are pretty damn effective. Sure this little creepy girl is just a gold plated version of THE GRUDGE girl, but the shimmering body paint on the monster does make for another unique aspect and the way Bressack frames her amps up those scares in key scenes.

PERNICIOUS is definitely better than most ghost stories with an impressive amount of gore, some solid scares, and a mythology that really sticks out from the norm. It’s got it’s rough edges in terms of delivery and story, but this is a quality film and worth taking a chance on.

THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN (2014)
Directed by Alfonso Gomez-RejonWritten by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa (screenplay), Earl E. Smith
Starring Addison Timlin, Veronica Cartwright, Anthony Anderson, Travis Tope, Joshua Leonard, Andy Abele, Gary Cole, Edward Herrmann, Ed Lauter, Arabella Field, Denis O'Hare, Spencer Treat Clark, Wes Chatham, Morganna May, Jaren Mitchell, Kurt Krause, Lance E. Nichols, Geraldine Singer, Ricky Wayne, Lanee Landry, Lanee Landry
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN 2014 edition is a semi meta film, not as annoyingly meta as CABIN IN THE WOODS or SCREAM, but done so in a manner that still respects the original film that inspired it, building upon what has come before rather than knocking it down.

What THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN gets right is a lot. The team behind AMERICAN HORROR STORY is responsible for this film with director Alfonso Gomez-Rejon making some very interesting stylistic choices from Roberto-Aguirre Sarcasa’s script. Little details like an overhead view of the cornfield as the killer searches for his crawling victim, a well timed hand waving just when someone says “Hello,” and the brisk pace by which this film catches the viewer up to the history of the murders and the original film are all stylistically original and compelling. This is a very exciting film, with little time to sit and relax. The interspersing of flashes from the original movie during murders of a similar nature is almost subliminal and fantastically done. Every kill, every build up, every beat of this film pops with an energy you usually don’t see in slasher films. Hell, they even made the weird trombone sequence cool.

The ending of this film, which I will not reveal, is the only misstep this film takes. The effectiveness of the original film leaves things ambiguous, as if the killer is still out there. Unmasking the Phantom here makes things feel like a SCREAM movie or worse-yet Scoobie Doo, with the villain discoursing about how he did it and why rather clumsily. For a film to spend so much time building this world, you would think the big reveal would have been handled in such a detailed and nuanced way. Instead it’s the Scoobie Doo unmasking and while things are left unanswered a tiny bit and a bit of the ambiguity is still there, this conventional ending takes away from a far superior film leading up to it.

I think fans of the original film are going to appreciate this new TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN. The bag-headed killer looks fantastic and the kills have a brutality that suggests real rage. The cast is filled with folks taking things seriously, which is nice to see, and though there is a stumble in the end, the nuanced way in which the direction and the script pay homage to the original is pretty amazing. Like many of you, I groan loudly every time I see one of my favorite horror films of my youth is being remade, but if there were more remakes like this one, I think the stigma attached to those remakes wouldn’t exist.

MAGGIE (2015)
Directed by Henry HobsonWritten by John Scott
Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Abigail Breslin, Joely Richardson, Douglas M. Griffin, J.D. Evermore, Rachel Whitman Groves, Jodie Moore, Bryce Romero, Raeden Greer, Aiden Flowers, Carsen Flowers, Amy Brassette, Mattie Liptak, Maris Black, Jessy Hughes, Denise Williamson, Taylor Murphy, P.J. Marshall, Laura Cayouette, Wayne Pére, Christine Tonry
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Though my interest in zombie flicks is waning, all it takes is a unique slant on the subgenre to spark my interest. When I heard Arnold Swartzeneggar was going to play a distraught dad named Wade, struggling with what to do with his infected daughter Maggie (Abigail Breslin) during a zombie plague, my interest was immediately piqued as this concept had the potential for high drama from A-list stars. Arnold in a horror film is not common; though some of his comedies may be considered horrific, plus I’ve kind of been rooting for the former action superstar to stage a comeback after his previous films have been less than successful since he quit politics and returned to cinema. For all of these reasons, I was looking forward to checking out MAGGIE in the theaters, but when the film was quietly released a few months ago, I missed it and had to wait until this week to check it out on Bluray.


Though he’s known for his hammy one liners, thick accent, and bulging muscles, I think Arnold Swartzeneggar has it in him to be a pretty powerful actor when he can be. Or maybe its it's just that roles like this, where he has very little lines and the camera just follows him, allows him the leeway to let him haave more of a presence as he copes with this upcoming loss. Thinking back on his most effective roles such as PREDATOR, THE TERMINATOR, and CONAN THE BARBARIAN where he doesn’t have a lot of lines and simply lets the camera soak up his expression and looks alone, I realize those are his best films. MAGGIE is on par with those films, save for the fact that it is a tense drama rather than an action spectacle. Many scenes in MAGGIE just linger on Swarzeneggar’s face; the aged grooves in his face speaking more convincing volumes than he could ever communicate with thick accented puns.

Just as the film quietly opens, it ends just the same and while I won’t reveal it here if Arnie takes a shotgun to his zombie daughter or not. I will say that this is not your typical zombie film by a long shot and proof that these types of films can be effective if a little heart and creativity can be added. MAGGIE is a very slow and patient movie and not for the ADHD crowd. But it is one of the best Arnold films and there are elements that make this harrowing drama one of the best zombie films of the year.
And finally…I reviewed VOLUMES OF BLOOD a while back in an advance review in this very column. The “library themed” horror anthology has received a lot of praise at festivals as well. Still no word about when the film will be available for all, but here’s a fun behind the scenes feature that showcases the indie horror funfest!
See ya tomorrow, folks!
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