Wonder what ever happened to “Starship Troopers” lead Casper Van Dien? Wonder no longer!
His ally, the Whalewolf, looks like it escaped from a Scooby-Doo movie. I’m suprised no one including shot of it snickering.
My takeaway? If you ever catch a wolf fucking a whale, don’t distract them. Their issue could prove the salvation of us all.
This monster competes with “True Detective” July 19.
