Jeremy here...
It takes a special kind of man to pull off a majestic handlebar mustache, and it should come as no surprise that Kurt Motherfucking Russell is more than up to this follicle-sproutin' challenge. I mean, just look at that thing! That's a man's 'stache! A Manstache even! And to think we're going to see this sucker in glorious 70mm when THE HATEFUL EIGHT drops later this year... I don't have the words to express my excitement. That bristly beauty should win a fucking Nobel Peace Prize.
Watch it in motion on Jimmy Kimmel Live! It's even more amazing!
I want a Colossus of Rhodes-sized statue dedicated to this triumphant iteration of Our Beloved Kurt! This is moon-landing significant! Zounds!
