
Greetings, all. Ambush Bug here with another AICN HORROR: ZOMBIES & SHARKS column. Along with our normal horror batch, I am happy to celebrate three indie films that show how Chicago is the place to be in terms of low budget horror. This weekend in Chicago is the Dead Walk Fest, a two-day marathon of the best in indie zombie horror films. Plus I check out a short film called RESTORATION that debuted in Chicago a while back and I just recently got my grubby mitts on.
But before we get to the movie reviews, there’s this!

Here’s the official synopsis: a young family is torn in half when they discover that their insomniac daughter has made contact with an infernal being beyond our reality.
Below is an exclusive spooky clip from INFERNAL with a special message from director Bryan Coyne, followed by the trailer for the film.
a sci-fi/horror story about a team of interstellar private eyes tracking down a girl who's run off to join a cult on Jupiter's moon Ganymede... it's 'True Detective in space'
As a fan of horror and comics and especially horror comics, I can’t wait to see the development of both the comic book by Niles and Mitten and the TV series from Wes Craven. Look for THE DESCIPLES comic book, from Black Mask Studios, in stores April 27, 2015 (you can still order through Diamond code MAR151018 in Previews!
It’s time once again for the Hudson Horror Show and once again I’m jealous I don’t live near the show to see it. But if you live near the Empire South Hills 8 in Poughkeepsie, NY or are in the area on Saturday, June 13th, 2015, you have the opportunity to check out the horror movie marathon, sponsored by Vinegar Syndrome and the B Movie Film Vault! This year the Hudson Horror Show #11 is featuring JAWS, A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY’S REVENGE, MS. 45, MADMAN, and a mystery movie! Tickets for this show will go on sale Saturday, March 28th, 2015 at 12pm E.S. T. Advance tickets are just $31.00 for 12 hours of movie madness! Click here to find out more info about the wheres, the whens, and the hows of this event! And check out the “Rules of the Hudson Horror Show” video below!
I’ve always been a fan of Big Biting Pig Productions as they are able to make a lot out of very little and always end up with an interesting and often scary film. The company has put together a Kickstarter page to raise funds for their latest feature, FRANCES STEIN and they are asking you for help. FRANCES STEIN looks to be a mad science movie with a feminine twist. Below is the pitch trailer for the film and if you like what you see and want to support indie horror with your hard earned cash, click this link and support the project!

Plus they are sharing the first looks at some of the sculpts for the masks from THE VOID and sending out a call for art for the upcoming THE BOOK OF THE VOID, which includes fan art inspired by the film. This is Astron-6’s most ambitious project to date and I hope these guys can achieve their goal for all of us to get sucked into THE VOID. If you like what you see in the pitch trailer below, click here to donate your hard earned dollars to the project!
On with the horror reviews!
(Click title to go directly to the feature)
Retro-review: THE VINCENT PRICE COLLECTION II: DR. PHIBES RISES AGAIN! (1972)
Retro-review: RABID GRANNIES (1988)
THE SINS OF DRACULA (2014)
SOMETHING WICKED (2014)
MEMORY LANE (2012)
HELLFIRE (2012)
MISSIONARY (2014)
DIGGING UP THE MARROW (2014)
Advance Review: INTERIOR (2014)
Chicago Horror: BATTLE APOCALYPSE
Chicago Horror: DEAD WEIGHT
Chicago Horror: RESTORATION (2014)
And finally…Pat Higgins’ HOW NOT TO MAKE A HORROR MOVIE!


DR. PHIBES RISES AGAIN! (1972)
Directed by Robert FuestWritten by Robert Fuest & Robert Blees
Starring Vincent Price, Robert Quarry, Valli Kemp, Beryl Reid, Peter Jeffrey, Fiona Lewis, Hugh Griffith, Terry-Thomas, John Cater, Gerald Sim, Lewis Fiander, Peter Cushing, John Thaw, Keith Buckley, Milton Reid, Caroline Munro
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug

Dr. Phibes rises again according to the title, and the film delivers as much right off the bat in a very cool and altogether funny scene where Phibes rises to find his elaborate mansion in ruins around his chamber with his secret scrolls of immortality stolen by a conniving millionaire with a thirst for immortal life by the name of Darrus Biederbeck (Robert Quarry). Phibes once again is trying to resurrect his deceased wife, but without the scrolls, his plans are all for naught, so Phibes embarks on a quest to find the scrolls and a secret chamber among Egyptian ruins which hopefully will lead to Biederbeck’s stolen scrolls and ultimately his wife’s resurrection. The film is a race against time, as Biederbeck only has a few more doses of his anti-aging serum left and the law is after Phibes for his previous and continued murders by elaborate means.

While much of the film simply functions to set people up to die in elaborate ways, the other half of the time Dr. Phibes is living in decadence dancing and making art with his beautiful assistant Vulnavia (Valli Kemp) to the tune of his clockwork robot orchestra. I love it that Phibes has his own musical theme music a la John Spade in I’M GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA.

Still, Price was one of a kind and I doubt anyone could do Phibes the justice he did with the character. This completes the second collection of Price films from The Shout Factory. Still, there are plenty of Price films worth collecting for a third BluRay set. Until then, I guess I can start rewatching them again from the beginning to fill the time.
PIT & THE PENDULUM, THE HAUNTED PALACE, WITCHFINDER GENERAL, FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER, THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES, THE MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH
THE LAST MAN ON EARTH, TOMB OF LIGIEA, THE COMEDY OF TERRORS, THE RAVEN, RETURN OF THE FLY, HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL

RABID GRANNIES (1988)
Directed by Emmanuel KervynWritten by Emmanuel Kervyn
Starring Catherine Aymerie, Caroline Braeckman, Richard Cotica, Danielle Daven, Patricia Davia, Robert Du Bois, Florine Elslande, Anne-Marie Fox, Paule Herreman, Bobette Jouret, Françoise Lamoureux
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
Light on story, this early Troma classic doesn’t really need one as it relies heavily on ultra-gore to keep us entertained and, for the most part, it works. RABID GRANNIES was one of those films I remember renting as a kid and loving the dickens out of because it offered up a scary dark house, creepy monsters, and tons and tons of gore.

Any story necessary for this film is taken care of in the first five minutes in an info dump and introduction scene of the grannies and each family member. All of the family are grubby shits, waiting for the old coots to keel over in order to get their inheritance, so there’s not a lot of folks to like. This makes it easy to just sit back and enjoy the carnage that ensues and not worry about rooting for anyone to survive.

This is basically a monster in the house flick and it’s barely an hour long, so it’s not a huge commitment, but RABID GRANNIES doesn’t really need that long as it pulls no punches in being just a gorefest. Scenes of evil demon-looking monsters creeping through hallways and tearing folks to pieces may get tedious, but this is a fun throwback to a time when gore was king in horror. Special features on this new DVD/BluRay transfer include both a regular and director’s cut of the film, as well as commentary and an interview from the producer talking about the state of the horror genre at the time and how the film came to be. Films like this paved the way for the tasteless Troma we know today. Though this one is slightly less tongue in cheek, it is a goofy and fun horror film that looks great on this new transfer.

THE SINS OF DRACULA (2014)
Directed by Richard GriffinWritten by Michael Varrati
Starring Jamie Dufault, Sarah Nicklin, Samantha Acampora, Johnny Sederquist, Carmine Capobianco, Jesse Dufault, Jamie Lyn Bagley, Steven O'Broin, Tobias Wilson, Elyssa Baldassarri, Aaron Peaslee, Derek Laurendeau, & Michael Thurber as Dracula!
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
A self-aware and witty script ends up saving this low budget, low concept vamp flick, but only by a bit.


I did laugh a time or two at THE SINS OF DRACULA, specifically at the way Billy’s devout ways are often made fun of or he is put in a situation where his beliefs get in the way of him functioning normally in the world around him. There’s also a nice amount of gore here and a twisted side that you normally don’t see in horror comedies (one scene has Lou Perdition fucking his girlfriend with a severed hand, which is all kinds of twisted), but these moments of good and craziness are few and far between. Most of the acting is pretty shoddy and the lack of character really does make it hard to care. Still, if you are not expecting much, there might be a scene or two in THE SINS OF DRACULA that gives you a nip.

SOMETHING WICKED (2014)
Directed by Darin ScottWritten by Joe Colleran (screenplay), Joseph Mungra (story)
Starring Brittany Murphy, Julian Morris, Shantel VanSanten, James Patrick Stuart, John Robinson, Katie O'Grady, Robert Blanche, October Moore, Megan Lee Joy, Betty Moyer, Taber Cross, John Breen, Mona Leigh, Angelique Perrin
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Brittany Murphy was an odd and unique actress, and while I know her death is shrouded in mystery, I still was very sad to hear of her passing. She seemed to be a bold actress who took on roles that were out of the norm and definitely gave it her all while doing so, something many young actresses lack the courage or talent to do. It pains me even more to see her final film be SOMETHING WICKED, as it really isn’t indicative of the actress’ talent and oddity.

This film is a hot mess. It’s trying so hard to mislead the viewer as to whodunit and why they whodunit that is gets lost in its own twists, turns and red herrings. Sure, by the end of it all it kind of makes sense as to who is behind all of these weird happenings and why they are sabotaging Christine and James’ trip down the aisle, but bound by any form of logic or consistent character, I just didn’t care by the time the curtain was pulled back.

But folks are going to want to watch this film out of morbid fascination about it being Brittany Murphy’s last. She does a decent job playing a therapist by day (info dumping a lot of necessary details just to keep the viewer up to date) and nagging housewife who is trying to get pregnant by night with pervy Bill. It’s really hard to like her because not only does Murphy have kind of a faraway stare in her eyes the whole time, but she is also bone skinny with enormous hair as if she was trying to look like Jessica Alba as the blonde-haired Invisible Woman in the last FANTASTIC FOUR. She is not bad in the role, just odd and obviously much more talented than the script, the film and cast around her. It’s too bad SOMETHING WICKED will go down as Murphy’s last film, but at least it will be remembered for something as the rest of it tries too hard and accomplishes too little.

MEMORY LANE (2012)
Directed by Shawn HolmesWritten by Shawn Holmes, Hari Sathappan
Starring Michael Guy Allen, Meg Braden, Julian Curi, Zac Snyder, Anna Szyszkiewicz, David D'Andrea, Marianna Alacchi
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Though not necessarily horror, this is an unconventional movie about life and death involving someone using crude and mad science to cheat the laws of nature. If it worked for Frankenstein, why wouldn’t it make MEMORY LANE AICN HORROR-worthy?

The most appealing aspect of MEMORY LANE is the concept. Sure it’s part FLATLINERS, but instead of being motivated by becoming god like Keifer, Julia and crew in that movie, Nick is motivated by love. The problem is that we don’t get nearly enough time with the couple to show us why Nick is so head over heels for her. Kayla is actually pretty shitty to him in a child-like flirtatious way by stealing Nick’s car, keeping mum about any and all details about her life, and, you know, the whole killing herself right after he proposes thing. Because of the secretive way Kayla is, I didn’t trust her from the beginning and to see Nick fall so madly for her made me dislike him as well for being so dense. Still, love works in mysterious ways and though the film didn’t convince me that it was that substantial, the characters’ actions and numerous discourses on why love is worth killing yourself for does its best to convince us otherwise.
In the end, I think the script of MEMORY LANE is a little too complex for its own good. Some rough bits of acting, shoddy sound, and choppy edits don’t help make the story any more cohesive. So when we do find out more about this mystery, it’s hard to care because the editing, sound, and acting have worked against it the whole movie through. Still, the premise of MEMORY LANE is a winner, and I think the filmmakers have a much better movie in them having made this one. Here’s hoping for something a little more believable in terms of emotional investment between characters and a little more technically proficient for the next film from these guys.

HELL FIRE (2012)
Directed by Marc FrattoWritten by Marc Fratto
Starring J. Scott Green, Katelyn Marie Marshall, Selene Beretta, Jennice Carter, Kasey Williams, Ray Chao, Jodi Mara, Shashone Lambert, Joshua Nelson, Chris Davis, Mindy Wedner, Xavier Rodney, Gaetano Iacono, James E. Smith
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
A story of a few greedy prostitutes, an abusive drug dealer, and the Anti-Christ offers up both old school and new school awesomeness in HELL FIRE, a low fi classic in the making.

The story of HELL FIRE sounds complicated, but really it isn’t as there’s a lot of sitting and jawing back and forth explaining it all. The filmmaker definitely took notes at the Tarantino School of Banter, but when this is done obnoxiously or awkwardly it can really stand out and ruin a film. Instead, writer/director Marc Fratto does a fantastic job of filling these evil people with words as forked as the tongue of the Devil himself. While his McConaughey drawl is thick, actor J. Scott Green is the glue that holds this film together as he tempts, seduces, and charms his way out of one near death scenario after another, bringing out the absolute worst in all around him, yet still coming off as cool and likable. The rest of the cast are pretty talented as well, and while many of their lines contain a creative use of the word “fuck,” they deliver their lines pretty well.

Channeling the greats can often be a final nail in a coffin for a film if done incorrectly. But writer/director Marc Fratto knows how to handle the staccato back and forthings of a Tarantino and bathe it in equally capable and comical grue found in early Raimi films. HELL FIRE is a rock solid film that is sure to entertain and is definitely deserving of a wider audience. This is devilishly good horror filmmaking at work here.

MISSIONARY (2013)
Directed by Anthony DiBlasiWritten by Bruce Wood, Scott Poiley
Starring Dawn Olivieri, Mitch Ryan, Kip Pardue, J. LaRose, Connor Christie, Jordan Woods-Robinson, Randy Molnar, Danielle Kimberley, Dushawn Moses, Jesse Malinowski, Jeff Chase, Glenn R. Wilder, Gricel Castineira
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Though it covers familiar territory, MISSIONARY proves to be an uncomfortably wicked little stalker film.

Mormons are not going to like this movie. It really doesn’t paint the Mormon faith in a good light, even though the film tries to distance the religion from the extreme actions of Elder Brock in the latter half. Still, that doesn’t account for the opening sequence where the Mormons practice one method after another to get folks to talk to them in order to spread their gospel. Brock uses this gospel to worm his way into Katherine’s life by preying on her desperation and using her son in order to get to her. Sure, the impulsive move was on Katherine for kissing the rock-hard-abbed Holy Roller, but the fact that the religion itself attracted such a person and sent him out to spread the word without making investigations into his past obsessions does not paint the religion in a good light. And while not all who practice religion devoutly are obsessive psychotics, it does tend to attract addictive personalities. The film does a fantastic job of showing how one with such a personality can fit right in with a religion, but all it takes is one left instead of a right and bad shit happens.

Things get extreme in the end, and given that this is a movie, I guess that’s expected. Far superior but still very much like the Marky Mark abusive boyfriend flick FEAR (“Now, lemme in da houthhh!”), MISSIONARY is a relentless and scarily authentic look at an abusive relationship. While it gets much more unrealistic by the end, the trip there will make most squirm at how Brock makes every violent move right according to his religion, which is what all good horror movies should do. Reminiscent of everything from FATAL ATTRACTION to the aforementioned FEAR, MISSIONARY is frightening because the monsters in this film actually exist and are portrayed as all too real.

DIGGING UP THE MARROW (2014)
Directed by Adam GreenWritten by Adam Green with characters created by Alex Pardee
Starring Ray Wise, Adam Green, Will Barratt, Rileah Vanderbilt, Josh Ethier, Kane Hodder, Tom Holland, Mick Garris, Sarah Elbert, Alex Pardee
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
HATCHET and FROZEN director Adam Green turns the camera on himself and makes one of his most interesting films to date with DIGGING UP THE MARROW, a mockumentary of monstrous proportions.

While Green has delivered quite a few great and entertaining films, he really does grab you by the throat with this one. I must distinguish this film from the found footage genre as it is more of a mockumentary horror (or shockumentary) as Green edits interviews with actual scenes of him out in the dark with Dekker and Barratt looking for monsters. Doing the film in this manner gives the viewer the found footage first person POV sensibilities of immediate danger, but it also allows for Green to do some cheats with edits and such that he wouldn’t be able to get away with in a straight up found footager.

The design work on the monsters themselves is pretty amazing as well. Artist Alex Pardee, who is best known for his T-shirt, album cover, and comic book work, designed the various creatures that wander out of the Marrow. While most of the monster work suffers from the obvious lack of budget, Green makes due with what he has and is able to come up with some really creepy monsters here. Oftentimes, Dekker explains who or what these monsters are before they appear and shows a sketch by Pardee in order to illustrate his story. This is a clever way around the budget, as the image is already imprinted in the viewer’s mind, so when the monster does show up, even if it is only on screen for a short while, you know what it looks like from Pardee’s pictures that Dekker has shown us.

I found DIGGING UP THE MARROW to be an absolutely fantastic film full of great laughs and genuine scares. The film felt much like a roller coaster ride, causing me to question what was going to happen next and truly not being able to predict anything that was happening. The mockumentary format gave a real sense of urgency throughout, and both Green and Wise offer up performances that are rich in character, comic timing, and truly suspenseful moments. Long after viewing this film, I was still thinking about it and recommended it to many a friend to check out. It really is pretty amazing what Green was able to cook up with DIGGING UP THE MARROW using some subtle effects, solid performances, and some fantastic design work by Alex Pardee.

INTERIOR (2014)
Directed by Zachary BecklerWritten by Zachary Beckler
Starring Christopher Carullo, Peg O'Keef, Piper Rae Patterson, Autumn Rae Shannon, Shannon Michael Wamser, Zachary Beckler
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Though not found footage, the hand held camera motif is just one of the ways writer/director Zachary Beckler makes his film INTERIOR bore into your brain and send all sorts of chill down your spine.

This is your typical haunted house film where one man is trapped in a single location for the entirety of the film. This could be excruciating if the actor is not up to snuff at carrying a film or if not enough happens. Thankfully, Carullo is more than capable here as the lead and I can see the actor go far as he is likable, engaging, and downright hilarious at times. For the most part Carullo’s Sam is a moron, bumbling around the house looking for ghosts--looking through drawers he shouldn’t be looking in, playing with Allison’s daughter’s toys, and looking up Youtube videos of ghost sightings. These scenes are great and really do their job in endearing you to Sam’s character so that when things start getting real and spooky, I couldn’t help myself but hope he makes it out alive. Carullo’s likability was crucial here in order for the rest of the film to work, but if you’re the type to get annoyed by a specific type of character (in this case, the lovable loser) the movie’s going to be a completely different experience for you. Since I found myself liking the guy, it didn’t bother me that he is front and center in this film for practically 99% of this movie.

Comparisons to PARANORMAL ACTIVITY and other ghost in a home shows are inevitable. They even reference PARANORMAL ACTIVITY in the film. But while those films are all about a slow build and not much payoff, INTERIOR has an abundance of scenes that are absolutely chilling. While those looking for every answer might be frustrated with the resolution, I was happy with the way INTERIOR ended as its ambiguity only amplifies the scares. I jumped time and time again at the expertly patient way Beckler sets up his scenes of fright and horror, and I think you will too as the filmmaker utilizes sound, silence, activity, and the spaces in between to really play with expectations and make you scan every corner of the screen for something creepy going on. Once the monster is revealed, it’s equally terrifying, marking one of the few times when an intense buildup leads to a satisfying payoff. INTERIOR is a fright flick like few others, delivering a likable lead and authentically terrifying thrills.
Accompanying shorts were made to go along with this film, both of which are available to watch, so I’ve included them below. The first short, SÉANCE, serves as a prologue to the film and is mentioned in the movie.
And the short WHERE IS ALICE? is the epilogue to the film.
WHERE IS ALICE? - A Short Horror Film from Zach Beckler on Vimeo.
And here’s the trailer for the film itself!

BATTLE APOCALYPSE (2014)
aka CHRYSALISDirected by John Klein
Written by Ben Kurstin
Starring Sara Gorsky, Cole Simon, Tanya Thai McBride
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
A while back at Chicago’s Fantastic Fest, I happened upon a booth with a simple flyer advertising a new film called CHRYSALIS. Intrigued by the comic book-esque illustration of a pair of survivors dressed for a harsh winter staring down what looks to be a decimated apocalyptic setting, I asked the representatives at the desk about it, and my interest grew as they talked about the upcoming project. Fast forward six months and the film is complete and had its premiere two days ago in Chicago. This is yet another reason why these festivals are so cool. If not for that festival, I would have never known about CHRYSALIS and most likely would have missed out on a truly harrowing and genuinely heart-wrenching theatrical experience.

Unlike most zombie films, this isn’t a showcase of gore or the number of zombies or even identifying what other group the zombies are up against. BATTLE APOCALYPSE is much more like THE WALKING DEAD, as it is about survival and how close and even dependent these two people can become on each other in this dire situation. Penelope most definitely relies on Josh to be the protector, but later in the film, it’s evident that Penelope is equally important in this equation as she gives Josh purpose in that he exists as her protector. While this might make for a weak characterization of Penelope, actress Sara Gorsky does a fantastic job of giving her quirks and personality enough to make you understand why Josh would be so much in love with her. When another survivor, Abira (Tanya Thai McBride), shows up, Penelope is immediately suspicious, not only because she is a stranger, but because she is seen as competition and seeing how Abira is pretty good at taking care of herself, Penelope is smart enough to realize that the burden would be less if Josh had a relationship with her. These deeply realized emotional conflicts make BATTLE APOCALYPSE much more emotionally depthy than your run of the mill zombie flick.

At this point, it takes something pretty special for me to be impressed with a zombie movie, but BATTLE APOCALYPSE absolutely blew me away. The level of acting, as well as the deft use of character by Ben Kurstin and the solid direction by John Klein, make BATTLE APOCALYPSE much more than the typical zombie fare overpopulating the genre. By focusing on survival rather than gore and body count, they’ve successfully made a film that stands out above the rest of its genre and deserves to be seen. Though it lacks star power and huge distribution, BATTLE APOCALYPSE is one of the strongest zombie films of the year.
See it. BATTLE APOCALYPSE is a film that reminds us why zombies can be so scary.

DEAD WEIGHT (2012)
Directed by Adam Bartlett & John PataWritten by Adam Bartlett & John Pata
Starring Joe Belknap, Mary Lindberg, Michelle Courvais, Aaron Christensen, Sam Lenz, Jess Ader, Matty Field, Jake Martin, Mark Muetzel, Steve Herson, Cheri Sandlin, Fran St. Andre, Jason Ryf, Reva Fox, Adam Loper
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Some films blast out of the gates with goodness, while others take the slow burn route. With patience being on the minimum these days, I’m sure there might be a few of you who are likely to turn off a film midway if it’s not ticking all the marks for you. Me, I’m more of the patient sort, especially when it comes to horror, and it’s a good thing. Had I been the type to walk away from a film because of a rather slow start I might have shuffled past a film like DEAD WEIGHT, but had I done so, I would have missed out on a true indie gem.

The film opens on Charlie (Joe Belknap) as he slowly starts his day, shuffling through his morning routine zombie-like and hardly awake. His girlfriend Samantha (Mary Lindberg) calls him and tells him to turn on the news, and this is the first indication that something is wrong. Apparently, there are outbreaks of some kind all across the Midwest and with Charlie being in Toledo and Samantha being in Minnesota doing an internship, the couple immediately make a plan to meet somewhere in between. Thus begins a journey for Charlie to find his girlfriend. The story takes place between the barren present and the vibrantly colored past, which tells the tale of these two lovers in reverse, from their last words on the phone to one another to the first time they met. In between these scenes is Charlie’s arduous trek across the county, encountering infected humans, ill-mannered rednecks, horrible weather, abandoned houses, and the limits of his own sanity. Teaming up with some other survivors, Charlie does what it takes for him to get to his girlfriend, no matter what the cost to his humanity.

DEAD WEIGHT is a film that picks up momentum in the last half despite its slow beginning, culminating in a finale that really took me by surprise at how impactful it was. While most great zombie films serve as a metaphor for something else, this one is a twisted little take on how long-distance relationships are often a difficult journey to take. While low budget, the film really does have a strong script and story, and the filmmakers seem to go out of their way to focus on the characters themselves rather than the spectacle of the zombies--so much so that you really don’t even see the zombies until the very end, but by that time, I was wrapped up in this post-apocalyptic tale of lost and found love. If you can look past the low-budget trappings, you’re likely to be impressed at the high-quality emotion and character of DEAD WEIGHT.

RESTORATION (2014)
Directed by Ryan OliverWritten by Ryan Oliver
Starring Lily Horn, Brant McCrea, William J. Norris, Norbert Caillouet, Billy Favata, Molly Brennan, Brent Fatava, Denis McQuinn, Joel Rabb, Helena Buckley, Brian Connelly, Brian James Dickie, Christine Jennings, Ryan Oliver, Angelina “Pocalypse” Horn, Enrique Rico, Kiko Rico
Find out more about this film here
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
There’s not a lot in terms of horror for gearheads. The only one that comes to mind is CHRISTINE, and while RESTORATION has a lot of the same qualities as the Stephen King/John Carpenter classic, the film manages to distinguish itself by immersing itself into gearhead culture--not focusing on a nerd looking to get back at bullies, but from the perspective of the noble cause of making something old and tarnished new again. Though this film is a tight and quick 45 minutes long, it still packs in a lot of scares, thrills, and good looking cinematography into such a small amount of time.

This is a pretty straightforward haunted house story in terms of structure. There’s a cursed item (in this case an old car), and someone with high hopes to renovate it, but the past sometimes likes to stay un-renovated. What sets this story apart is that it really does pull back the curtain on gearhead culture and casts it in a light not often seen in films. As I mentioned before, in any other film, the gearheads are the bad guys, all tattooed and surly looking. But as I’ve found out interacting with these folks in bars and concerts (some of the cast members of this one have been friends of mine for years), they are just like you and I and this film tries to shatter that bad guy stereotype by telling a compelling story with a gearhead in the lead. Casting Sonny Ray, who if this were a typical Hollywood film would be the lead baddie, as the protagonist here makes for an interesting shift and it’s enough of a shift to make the entire film feel fresh and different. RESTORATION humanizes a culture which is often stereotyped, showing them at work and at play in a light we usually don’t see.

RESTORATION is a fantastic little ghost story with an adorable little ghoul in the lead with Lily Horn, who maintains a creepy and emotionless stare throughout. Seeing bars I frequent like Exit in Chicago and the gearhead culture represented so well in RESTORATION makes my cold, black heart all warm and squishy. RESTORATION is a low budgeter of the highest quality. Everything looks gorgeous, even the grime on the tires and the blood gushing from various opened wounds. Oliver is currently working on a feature film, and if his work on RESTORATION is any indication as to what it will look like, I can’t wait to see it.
And finally…I have a really special treat for folks this week in the last spot in the column. I’ve reviewed three of Pat Higgins’ films (THE DEVIL’S MUSIC, BORDELLO DEATH TALES, ANGRY NAZI ZOMBIES) and found all three to be low budget horror filmmaking at its best. Higgins recently gave an hour plus long talk he gave (with a little help from fellow filmmaker Paul Cousins) on the dos and don’ts of making low fi horror and he was nice enough to pass it on to me to share with all of you! In this feature-length live show, Pat discusses everything that can go wrong on a low-budget horror shoot, complete with video contributions from cult horror filmmakers like Keith Wright (HAROLD’S GOING STIFF), Dani Thompson (SERIAL KALLER, AXE TO GRIND), MJ Dixon (SLASHER HOUSE, LEGACY OF THORN), James Eaves (BANE, THE WITCHES HAMMER), Al Ronald (JESUS VS THE MESSIAH), Jonathan Glendening (13 HRS) and Jason Impey (HOME MADE, SNUFF FILM), who all share their worst experiences from the trenches of horror filmmaking. So while most of this time this spot is aimed to entertain, this time around it’s here to educate those happy and hopeful filmmakers in the crowd who want to make their horrific dreams and worst nightmares come true on film. This is some fascinating stuff and definitely worth a look see for fans of and pros in the industry. Check out Pat Higgins’ HOW NOT TO MAKE A HORROR FILM below and learn a little somethin’!
How Not To Make a Horror Movie (Pat Higgins Live at Horror-on-Sea 2015) from jinxmedia on Vimeo.
See ya next week, folks!


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