
Greetings, all. Ambush Bug here with another AICN HORROR: ZOMBIES & SHARKS column. Happy New Year! And with the new year comes a whole new slew of weekly horrors, beginning with today’s column!
On with the horror reviews!
(Click title to go directly to the feature)
The Boo Tube: THE TWILIGHT ZONE Season One, Episodes 1.4-1.7 (1985)
Retro-review: DRIVE-IN COLLECTION: DEATH FORCE (1978)/VAMPIRE HOOKERS (1978)
Retro-review: DOLLMAN VS DEMONIC TOYS (1993)
ACEDIA (2012)
BIBLE BELT SLASHER 2: THE HOLY TERROR (2013)
APP (2013)
TUSK (2014)
[REC] 4: APOCALYPSE (2014)
Advance Review: ALICE D (2013)
Advance Review: PHANTASMAGORIA (2014)
And finally… Jordan Downey’s CRITTERS: BOUNTY HUNTER Fan Film!


TWILIGHT ZONE 80s THE COMPLETE SERIES (1985)
Season One, Episodes 4-7Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
From 1985-1989, Rod Serling’s classic series TWILIGHT ZONE was revitalized for the modern age. Starring some very recognizable faces, I barely remember watching these episodes, so looking back on each episode one at a time is sure to be fun. These hour-long episodes usually consisted of two or three stories, and with Image Entertainment releasing an awesome box set collecting every episode, the series can now be enjoyed again. Image Entertainment is also releasing THE TWILIGHT ZONE: 5th DIMENSION Limited Edition Box Set, which includes the complete TZ episodes from the first series (1959-1964) and the 80s series (1985-1989)! You can pick up the collection by clicking this link here!
Now that I’ve finished checking out the original series, it’s time to go back to the mid-80’s where the quality of the stories may not have been up to par with the original, it still had its own charm every now and then.

Directed by Tommy Lee Wallace (Little Boy Lost), Rick Friedberg (Wish Bank), William Friedkin (Nightcrawlers)
Written by Michael Cassutt (Little Boy Lost), Michael Cassutt (Wish Bank), Philip DeGuere Jr. (teleplay from the short story “Nightcrawlers” by Robert R. McCammon)
Starring Season Hubley, Scott Grimes, Nicolas Surovy (Little Boy Lost), Dee Wallace, Julie Carmen, Peter Land, Harvey Vernon, Julie Payne (Wish Bank), Scott Paulin, James Whitmore Jr., Robert Swan, Exene Cervenka, Sandy Martin, Bobby Bass (Nightcrawlers)
Overall this was a decent episode all around. I need to stop comparing these to the far superior original series, I think and just enjoy the ride and I did so here with this triplet of terror. The first being the most interesting since it seems Scott Grimes and I were separated at birth given that the poor soul looked exactly like me as a kid. “Little Boy Lost” has nothing to do with “Little Girl Lost” from the original series, still it offers up a somewhat creepy and thought provoking little tale about a woman forced to make a decision between her career and starting a relationship with a new man who wants to settle down and start a family. Telling any more would be cheating, but the woman is followed by a young boy who seems to have some ties to her, which starts being creepy, but once the revelation is revealed, it loses its creep factor and substitutes real sentimentality.
The second part of this episode is a throwaway story which utterly wastes the talent of Dee Wallace who plays a house frau going to a garage sale and happening upon a magic lamp and three wishes. But when she is whisked away to a Wish DMV with lines that last a millennia and formalities to all of her wishes, she begins regret even rubbing the lamp. Quick and predictable, I’m not a fan of these little bit segments as they remind me of the lame one-off joke segments from NIGHT GALLERY.
I did love the final installment directed by William frikkin’ Friedkin himself! “Nightcrawlers” is complex for the short amount of time it takes and really delves into a fascinating concept of how a war affects a man and what he brings home from the war. In this one, a discharged soldier (Scott Paulin aka the B-list Scott Glenn) walks into a diner and the war literally follows him. I wish this episode was full length and had the budget to get an hour long treatment as the potential for great stuff here is oozing from every minute. Still, it’s a compelling little episode.

Directed by John D. Hancock (If She Dies), Peter Medak (Ye Gods)
Written by David Carren (If She Dies), Anne Collins (Ye Gods)
Starring Tony Lo Bianco, Nan Martin, Andrea Barber, Jenny Lewis, John Gowans (If She Dies), David Dukes, Robert Morse, Carolyn Seymour, John Myhers, Andrew Masset, Patti Karr (Ye Gods)
Andrea Barber aka Kimmy Gibler from FULL HOUSE (I hate it that I know that) is in a car accident and Tony Lo Bianco will do anything to save his daughter. He’ll even believe in ghosts. This segment was pretty effective and teeters on being too sentimental until the final moments which take the whole thing into a realm of weird that I wish they explored more suggesting that little Kimmy didn’t come back at all and it’s the ghost of a girl inhabiting her body. No answers are provided and I kind of dig the multiple ways you could take this episode.
I wish I could say the same for “Ye Gods” but it was a struggle to get through this segment with the lame comedy, badly set up drama, and slow story pacing. The less said about this episode the better as it focuses on a convoluted relationship between the gods of love and how that effects a business man who is too busy for a relationship. Sappy, lame, and lame.

Directed by Paul Lynch (Examination Day/A Message From Charity)
Written by Philip DeGuere Jr. (teleplay from the short story “Examination Day” by Henry Slesar), Alan Brennert (teleplay from the short story “A Message From Charity” by William M. Lee)
Starring Christopher Allport, David Mendenhall, Elizabeth Norment (Examination Day), Kerry Noonan, Robert Duncan McNeill, Gerald Hiken, James Cromwell, Vanessa Brown, Michael Fox, Jennifer Parsons, Jack Wells, Phil Proctor, Barbara Lindsay (A Message From Charity)
David Mendenhall aka the kid from OVER THE TOP stars as a studious kid who can’t wait for a big Examination Day in the near future. But why are his parents so concerned? This is a short one, but I appreciated the story’s callback to the twist endings of the original series. I saw it coming from the beginning, but still, it felt right at home in a TWILIGHT ZONE episode.
“A Message From Charity” is as long as the first segment is short and suffers for it. Maybe running one commercial break too long, this segment has an intriguing premise; two people suffer a fever in the same place two hundred years apart from one another and develop a sort of psychic bond between the centuries. Unfortunately, talking to oneself may be seen as witchcraft in Charity’s world, so what begins as an innocent tale of two people getting to know and falling in love with each other through the centuries, starts having dire consequences for one of them. While the final moments are heart-warming, this one feels a bit long in the tooth, most likely because of the less than decent acting going on. Still, this one has James Cromwell as a stern pilgrim father, so that’s elevates it a bit.

Directed by Bill L. Norton (“Teacher’s Aide”), Gilbert Cates (as Alan Smithee for “Paladin of the Lost Hour”)
Written by Steven Barnes (“Teacher’s Aide”), Harlan Ellison (teleplay for “Paladin of the Lost Hour” based on his short story "Paladin")
Starring Adrienne Barbeau, Adam Postil, Miguel A. Núñez Jr., Josh Richman, Fred Morsell, Susanne Sasson (“Teacher’s Aide”), Danny Kaye, Glynn Turman (“Paladin of the Lost Hour)
This entire episode really felt like a misstep and much indication that the folks behind this series didn’t seem to understand what it took to really call itself TWILIGHT ZONE. The first story, “Teacher’s Aide” feels like it is a rejected script from the MONSTERS TV Series as it tells the story of a beleaguered teacher (Adrienne Barbeau) who lashes out against her unruly students after being possessed by a gargoyle perched atop the school. While I couldn’t help but think that the level of violence Barbeau unleashes on the student would be grounds for a lawsuit by today’s standards, I must admit, it was fun seeing Barbeau let loose demonic fury on gang members (including RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD’s Miguel A. Núñez Jr.). While the makeup on Barbeau looks creepy, nothing about this episode gives any indication as to why it was in this particular series.
And while more fitting for a TZ segment, “Paladin of the Lost Hour”’s offense is that it is horribly boring. I kind of like the concept by Harlan Ellison of an old man passing the torch of decency and responsibility on to someone of a younger generation and both Danny Kaye and Glynn Turman are great in the roles, but dammit if this wasn’t about ten minutes too long. The dialog and interactions were sweet between the two characters, but while it won me over the first two times they connected, a third and fourth sit and chat felt too extraneous, especially when the point was made in the first few moments of the segment.
Not the best week in terms of good 1985 TZ episodes this time around. Hopefully next time will be better.
Season 1 (1959): Episodes 1.1-1.6, 1.7-1.12, 1.13-1.18, 1.19-1.24, 1.25-1.30, 1.31-1.36
Season 2: Episodes 2.1-2.6, 2.7-2.12, 2.13-2.18, 2.19-2.24, 2.25-2.29
Season 3: Episodes 3.1-3.6, 3.7-3.12, 3.13-3.18, 3.19-3.24, 3.25-3.31, 3.32-3.37
Season 4: Episodes 4.1-4.5, 4.5-4.8, 4.9-4.13, 4.14-4.18
Season 5: Episodes 5.1-5.7, 5.8-5.14, 5.15-5.21, 5.22-5.28, 5.29-5.36
Season 1 (1985): Episodes 1.1-1.3


DEATH FORCE (1978)
aka FIGHTING MAD, THE BLACK SAMURAI, FORCE OF DEATH, THE FORCE, VENGEANCE IS MINEDirected by Cirio H. Santiago
Written by Howard R. Cohen (screenplay), Cirio H. Santiago & Robert E. Waters (story)
Starring James Iglehart, Carmen Argenziano, Leon Isaac Kennedy, Jayne Kennedy, Joe Mari Avellana, Joonee Gamboa, Leo Martinez, Armando Federico, Cathy Sabino, James Monroe Iglehart, Allen Arkus, Tony Carreon
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
The Vinegar Syndrome has made a living distributing hard to find and thought lost old school grindhouse and soft core porn gems from yesteryear. And while I won’t be covering any of the porn here, I will happily guide you all through some of their cooler lost genre gems including this release called DRIVE IN COLLECTION which features a double feature of DEATH FORCE and VAMPIRE HOOKERS. Here’s what I thought about DEATH FORCE, which leans more towards the blaxsploitation action genre, but still feels odd enough to fit right in here at the AICN HORROR estate.

DEATH FORCE is the type of grindhouse film Tarantino creams his seams about. The story of a man wronged and back for revenge is oozing with shoddy acting, crazy bad karate, and still manages to be as cool as shoe full of ice cubes! This is mostly due to the now clichéd performances which were most likely kind of new and funky at the time. BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS’ James Inglehart plays Doug Russell who is double crossed by his Vietnam vet buddies in a burgeoning drug empire and left for dead in the ocean. His body washes up on shore on an island inhabited with Japanese samurai left over from World War II. Learning their art of combat with a whole training technique we all are very familiar with from KILL BILL to THE KARATE KID where he is forced do menial tasks, but doesn’t realize this as training until they are put to the right use. Once off the island, Doug slices and dices his way back to his duplicitous former partners, but not before he gets a little lovin’ from former PLAYBOY Playmate Jayne Kennedy!

Those who lack the tolerance to grindhouse films; which definitely can be an acquired taste, will most likely want to give this a pass. Those in search of cinematic perfection, tread elsewhere. But if you like bad music, bad acting, bad blood, and bad mofos, DEATH FORCE is definitely going to hit all the right buttons.

VAMPIRE HOOKERS (1978)
aka LADIES OF THE NIGHT, NIGHT OF THE BLOODSUCKERS, TWICE BITTEN, SENSUOUS VAMPIRESDirected by Cirio H. Santiago
Written by Howard R. Cohen
Starring John Carradine, Bruce Fairbairn, Trey Wilson, Karen Stride, Lenka Novak, Katie Dolan, Lex Winter, Leo Martinez, Vic Diaz
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
The second half of this Drive In Collection double feature most likely was an inspiration to one of my favorite vampire flicks of the 80’s VAMP.

The thing that makes this film infectiously watchable are the performances from pretty much all of the cast. I’m not saying this is a well acted film, but there is a lot of fun going on here. John Carradine plays a Shakespeare spouting vampire pimp who hates spilling blood on his white suit. Nathan Arizona himself Trey Wilson plays one of the sailors looking for love in all the wrong places. And I can’t forget Vic Diaz who plays Pavo, a bloated man-giant vamp wannabe whose main power seems to be super-flatulence (yeah, this movie has that type of humor).

Narratively retarded, fundamentally amateur, but lovable just the same, VAMPIRE HOOKERS can’t help but be awesome. Trey Wilson and Bruce Fairbairn give this film a slapstick/ABBOTT & COSTELLO MEETS DRACULA style vibe that echoes through this whole film and I must admit, I laughed at Pavo’s uncontrollable farts a few times as well. VAMPIRE HOOKERS is big, dumb fun and it doesn’t have any pretentions that it isn’t anything more than that.
BEWARE: There are hints of boob and side-boob in the following trailer! NSFW!

DOLLMAN VS DEMONIC TOYS (1993)
aka DEMONIC TOYS 2, DOLLMAN 2, DOLLMAN VS THE DEMONIC TOYSDirected by Charles Band
Written by Charles Band (story), Craig Hamann (screenplay)
Starring Tracy Scoggins, Melissa Behr, Phil Fondacaro, R.C. Bates, Willie C. Carpenter, Peter Chen, Phil Brock, Frank Welker as Baby Oopsy-Daisy, 'Evil' Ted Smith as Zombietoid, Paul Salamoff as Jack Attack, and Tim Thomerson as Brick Bardo the Dollman!
Featuring songs by Quiet Riot (just thought I’d let you know )!
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
Before Marvel interconnected their movie universe, Full Moon Features laced together their properties by mixing the plots and stars of DOLLMAN, DEMONIC TOYS and BAD CHANNELS to make DOLLMAN VS DEMONIC TOYS. I guess DOLLMAN VS DEMONIC TOYS VS BAD CHANNELS was too long for a title.

The plot (simple as it is) follows a miniature interstellar cop and macho-whispering Brick Bardo aka the Dollman as he treks across the country in search of mini-crimes to solve and maybe, finding someone his size so he can love her. The logic here is that all he has to do is find someone who is three inches tall and she’ll be perfect for him. I think it would have been much more interesting if the only person his size is someone he cannot tolerate, but that would take an ounce of creativity and this story doesn’t really have that. After reading in a newspaper about the existence of a miniature Nurse Ginger (the nummy Melissa Behr) who was shrunk by aliens, Dollman makes his way to her home and instantly beds and bangs her. Meanwhile, Judith, a gritty street cop who likes to wear spandex (Tracy Scoggins) continues to be plagued by cursed toys that do the bidding of a demon god from another dimension (aka the Demonic Toys). Using the same mindset Bardo does, that size is the only qualifier of effectiveness, Scoggins enlists Bardo to take on the tiny toys. What plays out is pretty lame, but I have to admit, a lot of fun.

Still, if you lived at the peak of the Full Moon/Empire period of video horror, you’re going to love Tim Thomerson’s attempt to do his best Clint Eastwood impression. Dollman’s gun is pretty badass, as it returns to his hand if knocked out of it and blasts some pretty huge holes in people. And the toys themselves are fun, though obvious riffs on the CHILD’S PLAY series which was popular at the time. DOLLMAN VA DEMONIC TOYS is a short and sweet little braindead number that views as pretty harmless to sit through.
Plus it’s got a soundtrack by Quiet Riot featuring “Rude, Crude Mood!” Bang your head to that awesome tune below!

ACEDIA (2012)
Directed by Joseph CimineraWritten by Joseph Ciminera
Starring Joe Ciminera Sr., Robert Arensen, John Basedow, Matthew Burns, Larry Costa, Julia Gregorio, Frank Riano, James Sferrazza, Bob Socci, James Terriaca, Tiffany Browne-Tavarez, Madison VanDeusen
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug

In concept alone, my mind races with how cool this film could be. Numerous religions banning together in order to take on a greater evil. The interesting theological discussions between the members of this group that could be had as well as some cool religious mythology at work. I’d be all for that…

There are a few moments in this film that offer a glimmer of hope. The CG, while rudimentary, is actually kind of effective with weird looking ghost people, a backwards facing demon, and some other spectral imagery. I also think that the place this film was made really added some nice creepy ambience. Still, the acting made this one hard to get through and really did distract from the potential ACEDIA might have had on paper.

THE BIBLE BELT SLASHER 2: THE HOLY TERROR (2013)
Directed by Bradley CreanzoWritten by Bradley Creanzo, Larry Baumer & Derek Rafanello (additional dialogue)
Starring Bradley Creanzo, Taylor Raftree, Stella DiFabio, Greg Huneke, Robert J. Huntley, Larry Baumer, Susan Bachmann
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
If Bradley Creanzo set out to make a hilarious spoof on 80’s horror films, he succeeds in spades with BIBLE BELT SLASHER 2: THE HOLY TERROR. But then again, if he set out to make a film we are to take seriously in any way, this film fails in all ways. That said, this film is ALMOST so bad it’s good, but even then, it’s kind of hard to sit through in its entirety.

Got all that?
Where to start? How about the obvious? Larry Baumer’s performance as killer Jason Fry is not so much bad as it is awful. His puns are unfunny. His performance is over the top and beyond. Looking like a slightly more unhinged Chris Farley, spitting and drooling out terrible puns, Baumer’s killer is neither scary nor fun. It doesn’t help that Baumer has a line of drool dripping from his chin for the entire film which I found more nauseating than most of the horror I’ve seen this year. Trying to top Baumer’s horrific performance is the writer/director/editor/choreographer/sound supervisor/careterer/toe nail maintenance man/hair design specialist/and all around humble guy, Bradley Creanzo who seemingly had a hand in making every inch of this film. And maybe that was a bit of a mistake, as maybe if he were to concentrate on one of these jobs, he might do it well. As is, his Dr. Loomis inspired role as Ray Landers is uncomfortably over the top, sometimes out and out swiping lines from HALLOWEEN in his mad quest to stop the killer.

Unfortunately, I watched this film alone. I have no idea how it would play with a crowd of rowdy drunk horror fans. Maybe I’m off and this is the most hilarious and intentionally bad films to have ever graced the screen. Or maybe it’s the piece of crap I think it is. Either way, I had an awful time trying to get through the entirety of BIBLE BELT SLASHER 2: THE HOLY TERROR.

APP (2013)
Directed by Bobby BoermansWritten by Robert Arthur Jansen
Starring Hannah Hoekstra, Isis Cabolet, Robert de Hoog, Alex Hendrickx, Matthijs van de Sande Bakhuyzen
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
APP is a new film from the Netherlands that is attempting something new. With the film, you can also experience the film through your own phone if you download an app and synch it with the film. Now, I don’t know how theaters are in the Netherlands, but I think it might be a bit counter intuitive to be promoting people to turn ON their phones while watching a movie. Especially in a day and age where people have been shot for messing with their phones while the movie is playing.

APP itself is a tight little thriller which surprised me in how engaging both the story and the actors involved turned out to be. The film follows a young college student Anna (Hannah Hoekstra, who looks a hell of a lot like Emma Watson) as she struggles to keep up with her studies, have a social life with her giggly best friend Sophie (Isis Cabolet), and support her little brother who is undergoing rehab after a back injury that left him paralyzed. After attending a party where she runs into an ex, Anna wakes up hung over with an ad for an app flashing on her phone. When she groggily accepts it, her life begins to turn upside down as her phone begins acting as if it has a mind of its own, making decisions for her, helping her out when she doesn’t need help, and alienating her from her friends and family one by one. While Anna at first is fascinated by the new app, she soon realizes that it’s very dangerous.

Director Bobby Boermans keeps things moving at a pretty rapid pace throughout the films short hour and fifteen minute run time, having Anna motorcycle her way across town to save her friends, then zip back again to save her crippled brother. Everything is dire and there are some extremes that out of context ring as pretty damn ridiculous (the scene where Anna gets out of a car seconds before it is wiped out by a speeding truck being one such moment). But things are moving so quickly and this film is over and done with so fast that you don’t really have enough time to question the validity. In the end, APP is a harmless fast-paced thriller with a gimmick that is almost as goofy as its premise, but the actors involved and the level of energy makes the ride a fun one.

TUSK (2014)
aka WALRUS YESDirected by Kevin Smith
Written by Kevin Smith
Starring Justin Long, Michael Parks, Haley Joel Osment, Johnny Depp, Harley Morenstein, Ralph Garman, Ashley Greene, Harley Quinn Smith, Lily-Rose Melody Depp
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Oh, Kevin Smith. What are we going to do with you? Like many of you, I was blown away by CLERKS when it came out and remained fascinated with Smith’s gift for gabby films through CHASING AMY, MALLRATS and even DOGMA, but somewhere around JERSEY GIRL I started seeing the cracks in Smith’s work, and after a few tirades against those who dare criticize films like COP OUT any interest in the man’s films sort of disappeared. While I still haven’t seen RED STATE, from what I hear, the film is pretty polarizing, but after seeing TUSK, I feel a stronger need than ever to check out that film as well.

For some reason, I was conscious of the music in this film right from the very beginning because despite the wonky and crude humor that takes center stage in the first thirty minutes of the film, the music wants to drum it in you that this is a serious and dire situation. So while you are laughing (and I do admit that I find Justin Long to be pretty damn funny), there’s this booming music that is trying to tell you that this is serious business, even though Long’s Wallace isn’t taking it that way. This schizophrenic tone continues through the entire film, where goofy behavior is offset by dire circumstances or music, which left me in a state of unease as to whether I wanted to laugh with the character or let out a guffaw of relief because of the bizarre circumstances that unfold.

Being a sucker for the theatre of the weird, I was fascinated how far Smith went with the premise of this film. I have to admire Smith’s guts to go full walrus here and push the limits. At the same time, I feel Smith wasn’t confident enough to go all the way and make a straight up horror film, as he seems to retreat back to familiar lowbrow humor just when you begin to be impressed with the horrors unfolding in front of you. It’s not just that Wallace is turned into a human walrus—that’s just the tip of the walrus tusk in terms of horrors Smith has in store for you. But every time I was grossed out and fascinated at the horror, Smith injects a fart or poop joke. It almost feels like Smith was afraid to tell a straight up horror story, so he had to inject the off color humor so he can sarcastically say later that he doesn’t really care about it and neither should you. So while there are scenes that chilled me to the core, Smith undercuts it and almost ruins it with a comical scene right after.

In terms of the effects, I have to say I was blown away by the gore and twisted science at play here. From partial transformation to full on walrus, the whole way is painfully and grotesquely amazing. I do feel that Wallace’s transformation does happen a bit too quickly. There is a large leap from human to walrus and I would have liked to have seen a few more intermediary stages of the transformation, but this is most likely due to budget more than anything else and it’s forgivable. The final walrus costume has to be experienced to be believed, and Long behind the makeup makes it all feel more tragic and horrific. This is a perfect example of an amazing actor taking advantage of fantastic makeup and making it all work. Long communicates such tragedy in his eyes alone, making what would be laughable in the hands of lesser actors sympathetic and heart wrenching.

And while I was blown away by Justin Long’s brave performance showing that he is a very talented actor who definitely has the skills carry a movie himself and Michael Parks’ powerfully batshit delivery which makes the downright insane seem almost sane, I couldn’t help but wonder what this film would have been like had the director gone as full walrus as the characters in this story did.

[REC] 4: APOCALYPSE (2014)
Directed by Jaume BalagueróWritten by Jaume Balagueró, Manu Díez
Starring Manuela Velasco, Javier Botet, Paco Manzanedo, María Alfonsa Rosso, Ismael Fritschi, Críspulo Cabezas, Héctor Colomé, Khaled Kouka, Mariano Venancio, Javier Laorden, Cristian Aquino, Emilio Buale, Paco Obregón, Carlos Zabala
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
On its own [REC] 4 APOCALYPSE is a decent little action horror film about a plague on a ship that starts small and then goes postal all over the deck from port to starboard by the end of the film. Zombies on a boat may have been done before (though I can’t recall when) but for what is meant to be the final installment of the popular [REC] franchise, it sort of feels like something of a letdown.

That doesn’t mean it isn’t fun. I mean, the scares from the original come from the concept of a spitting, screaming, and bleeding monster running up a hall at you. It’s the palpable in your face thrill of being in the first person seat when this occurs that made me reel back in my seat over and over. This very basic concept is repeated and done well here as there are plenty of scenes of screaming, bleeding, and spitting monsters running up a hall at the handful of non-infecteds in [REC]4. On a primal, shit-my-pants-if-this-would-ever-happen-to-me level, [REC]4 achieves this numerous times as the ship they are on consists of a labyrinth of dark hallways for the monsters to spit and scream down. That said, the fifth or sixth time this occurs kind of loses its luster, and aside from the inclusion of a swarm of infected monkeys descending on the boat, there’s not much by way of new stuff happening.

The gore and effects here are pretty darn good. I especially liked the monkey scenes as they look much more like actual monkeys than most CG you see in films. It helps that the little capuchins are either behind cages, heavily shadowed, or quickly cut to so it may have been the decisions made by the director that made the monkeys look so convincing.

So hopefully, the need for closure and producer pressure to have another sequel will give us the [REC] sequel we all have been clamoring for. I know by now, no sequel could deliver the awesomeness we all have dreamed of in the films in our heads, but at the same time, would it have killed them to put something with that lanky Medieros girl-monster in it this one last time? Seen as a standalone, [REC]4 APOCALYPSE delivers some solid thrills and chills. It is indeed a great little action horror film. But as a final chapter of the series, it just doesn’t deliver, especially with the lame faux ending which seemed straight out of a ScyFy monster of the week movie ending which suggests the terror is not completely over.

ALICE D (2013)
aka TAINTEDDirected by Jessica Sonneborn
Written by Jessica Sonneborn
Starring Kristina Page, Megan Hensley, Aaron Massey, Kane Hodder, Michael Reed, Juan Riedinger, Al Snow, Jessica Sonneborn, Eliza Swenson, Josh Hammond, Julianne Tura, Chanel Ryan, Sarah Nicklin, Barry Ratcliffe, Kaylee Signore
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Cruel and unpredictable are two qualifiers I’d use to describe ALICE D, a twisted haunted house tale that defies convention and ends up being a pretty damn effective spookfest.

While this film is riddled with clichés involving partying kids hanging out in an old house with a dark history, I couldn’t help but love this film because it adheres to a well tread path and is still able to pull of some absolutely terrifying scenes of bloody horror. There were scenes in this film that were timed to such terrifying perfection that I was in downright awe at how palpably scary it all is. Simple CG, some effective practical effects, and some on the nose suspenseful direction really does make the last act of ALICE D one of the more effective haunted house flicks I’ve experienced in a while.

Still, that ending delivers in spades and I found myself completely unnerved by the end of ALICE D. Writer/director Jessica Sonneborn definitely has a gift for building suspense, but more admirably, she delivers the knockout shock as well, which most directors these days forget to do. So while there are a lot of typicalities to ALICE D, the shocks and horrors in the latter portion make this haunted house flick much more effective than most.

PHANTASMAGORIA (2014)
Directed by Mickael Abbate (“Diabolique”), Tiziano Martella (“My Gift To You”), Domiziano Cristopharo (“A Snake with A Steel Tongue”)Written by Mickael Abbate & Davide Chiara (“Diabolique”), Tiziano Martella, Riccardo De Flaviis, Lorenzo Paviano, & Raffaele Picchio (“My Gift To You”), Domiziano Cristopharo & Riccardo De Flaviis (“A Snake with A Steel Tongue”)
Starring Maya Dolan, Sophie Pâris, Dee Dee Barksdale, Agathe Teller, Michel Addams, Julien Bonfanti, Ilaria Balluchi, (“Diabolique”), Venantino Venantini, Cristina Puccinelli, Donata Inghirami, Marta Manni, (“My Gift To You”), Vittorio Castellano, Alberto Cattaneo, Poison Rouge (“A Snake with a Steel Tongue”)
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
The trio of vignettes that make up the film PHANTASMAGORIA are completely different from one another, save for the fact that they were made by French and Italian filmmakers and all have a unique giallo style to them. They are also, all three, quite worth your time.



I hate to be vague with the descriptions, but with the runtime so short on these three short tales, I don’t want to reveal too much as these really are a trio of stories that don’t deserve to be spoiled here. Just trust me that if you’re an appreciator of Bava and Argento, PHANTASMAGORIA is going to be the devious and perverse anthology you’ve been waiting for. The segments are separated with some great animation reminiscent of those old Tool videos, but that’s just icing on the rich and devilish three layer masterpiece that is PHANTASMAGORIA.
And finally… here’s a CRITTERS fan film by Jordan Downey that really captures the awesomeness and the fun from that series. With rumors of a new CRITTERS film being made, the powers that be behind this franchise should definitely check this out to see Downey’s talent at spinning a yarn about the Crites. Enjoy CRITTERS: BOUNTY HUNTER!!
See ya next week, folks!


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