Just minutes ago, I received a phone call from... THE WALT DISNEY CORPORATION.... WoW... (oh crap this is when I get smushed...right?) This happy sounding fellow greets me, and well, I don't feel as good as he, I'm a bit under the weather this morning. Anyway. I asked him how he was doing, and he said fine... THEN launched instantly into this... We are so sorry to of offended you...blah blah blah... (insert Peanut's adult waa waa here) A bit stunned that this call is coming less than 10 hours or so from when my tirade went up. We talk for a bit, at the end he says, that they (Walt Disney Corporation) decided to follow my suggestion and credit... AGENT APPLE CRISP.
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Classic! I had always hoped that my Agents would be credited and taken SERIOUSLY by the studios. And had always hoped that one of the key spies... Hallenbeck, Moriarty, Aguirre!!! Would get the first Newspaper Byline Poster quote, but I have to say that having the first credit go to a one time, I saw it at a writer's conference, fella named Apple Crisp after those delicious Stan's Donut creations is... FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC. What this means is you! Yeah YOU!! Can be USED just as overtly as a Hollywood Reporter correspondant or Siskel and Ebert or Telenoticias!! Your spy name could be plastered across the top of an ad for the movie you loved, loathed (if the ad team has a clever streak) or was indifferent upon. WoW. Hahahahahahahaha...
I'm starting my diet today, won't be off till I'm a hundred pounds less than I am today. So I take it as a good sign that my Apple Crisp is in newsprint instead of my mouth...
Thanks folks for making it all possible for you and for me. We really do kick arse from time to time... Thanks again... AGENT APPLE CRISP ahhahahahahaahhahahahahah!!!!!
