Jeremy here...
The trailer for FIFTY SHADES OF GREY is here, and if it don't make you wanna curl up by the space heater with a Solo cupful of Boone's and a volume of TWILIGHT slash-fic, then you're a properly functioning human being. I've always heard that these books were poorly written. Judging from the dialogue in the below trailer, their awfulness was undersold.
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY fists its way into theaters on Valentine's Day 2015. Here's some EDDIE AND THE CRUISERS-inspired erotica to tide you over until then.
