Hey folks, Harry here... Now I know this isn't really (wink wink) film news, but ever since the turn of the thousand year thingee... I've been amazed at the advancements in science (wink wink). I mean... Progression on the transformation into invisibility has begun at a research lab at The University of Texas. From around the world reports about the possibility to excede the speed of light roared. And on the last year of the prior thousand year thingee... cloned sheep were popping up. BUT what are the practical non-aggie uses for cloned sheep technology? I'm not real sure... Until I saw this fascinating infomercial about cloning your pets... No longer will you know the agony of a lost Sea Monkey... your ant farm will live forever... and think no more about the ravages of time to your pet rock... All of those problems are addressed in this new company... REPET. I am apparently in their test market, as I received a package that included the following materials:

Plus a little beanie dog with floppy ears, and a video tape containing a short infomercial educating me the consumer on this wonderful new technology. I remember when my little weiner dog, Doctor Demento died when I was 11 years old... We made a grave and on that day I ceased to be the beautiful being I was and became a hardened angry bitter soul... With REPET, there is no need to be like me. Your children can live in a world completely unpreparing them for the upcoming terror of their parents and grandparents' deaths. They won't need that emotional cushioning or knowledge... They'll suddenly be faced with cold hard... ain't no coming back death which will drive them to the men with white coats... And after all... isn't that what we want?

El Cosmico feels the same as I do, and it was through his precise scientific knowledge that we learned to harness the power of the video cassette and transform it into this majic juju box you are now upon... For your knowledge and awareness (wink wink) here are the infomercials on how you can never lose the non-human you love....

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