
Greetings, all. Ambush Bug here with another AICN HORROR: ZOMBIES & SHARKS column. Signpost up ahead reads LOOK OUT FOR: giant crocs, scarred stalkers, man-babies, missing persons, doomsday cults, mermaids, newlyweds, footage found, hopping vampires, and singing slashers!
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Retro-review: THE BABY (1973)
Retro-review: BLOODY MOON (1981)
Retro-review: LAKE PLACID (1999)
ABSENTIA (2011)
MAKING OFF (2012)
RIGOR MORTIS (2013)
STAGE FRIGHT (2014)
Advance Review: APOCALYPTIC (2014)
Advance Review: NYMPH (2014)
Advance Review: HONEYMOON (2014)
And finally…51 Deep’s A BLOODY SHADE OF RED!

THE BABY (1973)
Directed by Ted PostWritten by Abe Polsky
Starring Anjanette Comer, Ruth Roman, Marianna Hill, Susanne Zenor, Tod Andrews, Michael Pataki, Beatrice Manley, & David Mooney as The Baby!
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug

In THE BABY, Ann (Anjanette Comer) is a social worker who seems to be throwing her all into her new case with the Wadsworth family. It’s an odd family, made up of a matriarch (Ruth Roman) and two adult female children who act like teenagers (Germaine, played by Marianna Hill, and Alba, played by Susanne Zenor), but while the elder Wadsworths are odd in their childish demeanor, the youngest sibling, simply called Baby, takes the cake. Baby (David Mooney, credited as David Manzy in the film) is a grown man who acts like a baby. Now, this behavior doesn’t seem to be due to any physical retardation or brain injury. It seems like Mrs. Wadsworth simply just won’t let Baby grow up. Ann takes special interest in Baby, pushing him to stand on his own, take steps, and develop his infantile brain, but Mrs. Wadsworth and her two daughters simply won’t have it and soon it becomes a battle of wills over how much nurturing Baby needs.

But since this is a horror film, I was comfortable with that unease I felt with no one really to side with. This film definitely succeeds in taking things to an uncomfortable level. Just looking at the man-sized Baby cooing in his crib gives me a shiver down my spine. It’s not the stuff of horrific, pants-wetting nightmares, but a sight that juxtaposes two things that just shouldn’t be. While this was a PG rated film, the fact that behind the scenes things like the sexual relationship Germaine has with Baby and the abusive one he has with jealous sister Alba are not completely shown or realized makes it all the more ooky. Thinking that extended breast-feeding is in the news all of the time, I’m sure if a remake of THE BABY was made, that aspect would be added as well and while it’s not suggested here, there’s enough ambiguity to how and why Baby is like he is to think that it might still be going on.

THE BABY is not a comfortable film to watch, but it is a true horror film. While the body count it low, and the blood is at a minimum, the true horrors come in putting two things together that are not supposed to be there. Seeing a man acting like a child in this way may be seen as comical, but in the light presented in this film, it’s the stuff of nightmares and I’m sure after watching THE BABY, you’ll too be unsettled more than after watching ten slasher films.

BLOODY MOON (1981)
aka DIE SAGE DES TODES, THE BLOODY MOON MURDERS, THE SAW OF DEATHDirected by Jesús Franco
Written by Erich Tomek (screenplay)
Starring Olivia Pascal, Christoph Moosbrugger, Nadja Gerganoff, Alexander Waechter, Jasmin Losensky, Corinna Drews, Ann-Beate Engelke, Peter Exacoustos, Antonia García, Beatriz Sancho Nieto, María Rubio, Otto Retzer, Jesús Franco
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug


There is no place for logic in BLOODY MOON’s dojo. There are scenes that will make your head flip clean off as people ignorantly go into dark corners as if they’d never seen a horror film in their lives. There’s one scene where Angela actually sees Miguel lurking in her room and when she runs out and finds someone to help, she lets herself be convinced by others that she is seeing hallucinations. In order to propel the angle that Angela isn’t believed by anyone she encounters, huge leaps of logic are asked to be bought by the audience. Before she began being stalked she was seen as a perfectly sane woman, yet all of those around her would rather think her loopy than believe her rants about a stalker with a scarred face. Sure it moves the story along, but it makes it all feel pretty ridiculous.

Still, this feels like Franco was sensing a new trend coming in horror and wanted to offer up a film comparable to all of the stalker/slasher films out there. You can name ten other films this one swipes from, but still Franco manages to keep things moving fast and fun. Still, BLOODY MOON made the notorious Video Nasty list back in the day, most likely due to the incest and the over the top gore, but it’s nowhere near the depravity that some of the other entries offered. While the script is all over the place and the Italian translation is goofy as hell, BLOODY MOON proves to be a winner in terms of gore and sports an amazing electronic soundtrack that has to be heard and appreciated by any fan of retro-European horror.
ANTHROPOPAGUS
THE BURNING
CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST
CANNIBAL MAN
DRILLER KILLER
EVILSPEAK
THE FUNHOUSE
I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE
THE LIVING DEAD AT MANCHESTER MORGUE (LET SLEEPING CORPSES LIE)
NIGHT OF THE DEMON
NIGHT TRAIN MURDERS
THE HOUSE ON STRAW HILL
BAY OF BLOOD
VISITING HOURS
GESTAPO’S LAST ORGY

LAKE PLACID (1999)
Directed by Steve MinerWritten by David E. Kelley
Starring Bridget Fonda, Bill Pullman, Oliver Platt, Brendan Gleeson, Betty White, Meredith Salenger, Mariska Hargitay, Natassia Malthe, Tim Dixon, David Lewis, Jed Rees, Richard Leacock
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
Having reviewed LAKE PLACID: THE FINAL CHAPTER a while back, I’d forgotten how fun the original “alligator in the lake” flick really was until revisiting it last week for this column. What had devolved into by-the-numbers overly CGI-ed SyFy fare really did start out strong. And while Steve Miner’s return to lake-land horror isn’t flawless, it does do a whole lot right.

In JAWS, the highpoint for me was the interaction between Quint and Hooper, one representing book and lab science, the other the embodiment of hands-on experience in the wild. This same dynamic occurs in LAKE PLACID between Platt’s Hector and Gleeson’s Sheriff Keough. Though it’s taken to a cartoonish extreme and played out in a much more safe manner, Platt and Gleeson are the highlight of this film and seeing them not see eye to eye will make even the most stone-faced of viewers guffaw a time or two.

Rounding out the cast is the true standout, Betty White as Mrs. Delores Bickerman, who plays a foulmouthed old lady who feeds her cows to the croc as if it were her pet. This served as a reminder for many of White’s substantial comedic timing and presence, sparking an upswing in her career which continues to maintain its altitude to this day. White does put a lot of bite into her performance in a role that could have easily been a throwaway one. The devious nature of her line delivery makes even the most diabolical of acts sweet coming from her seemingly innocent demeanor.

There’s a whole lot right on with LAKE PLACID, as long as you don’t get turned off by the script which feels very made-for-TV and simplistic. Miner’s eye for action is superb here, and proof that with the right budget, he’s got what it takes to deliver the goods. The strong cast also elevates this from typical monster schlocker to solid actioner with loads of fun gore (the deputy beheading scene always makes me jump). While it’s not the best alligator/croc monster flick, it’s by far the one with the biggest scope and most impressive cast and crew, plus the fact that Betty White steals the show in very few scenes makes LAKE PLACID one monster flick worth revisiting.

ABSENTIA (2011)
Directed by Mike FlanaganWritten by Mike Flanagan
Starring Katie Parker, Courtney Bell, Dave Levine, & Doug Jones
Find out more about this film here.
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
BUG NOTE: I reviewed this film quite a while ago, but since it is being released this week on DVD, I figured it would be good to remind folks about it. It’s definitely worth checking out.
ABSENTIA opens silently as Tricia (played by a very pregnant Courtney Bell) wanders around the neighborhood posting MISSING posters on telephone poles, replacing ones faded, giving a clear indication that she’s been doing this for quite some time. We find out that Tricia’s sister, Callie (played by Katie Parker), is coming to visit her to be with her for the birth of her child. The tone of the film is very serious and as the sisters go through the motions of grieving the disappearance of Tricia’s husband and accepting the fact that he’s most likely dead.
But though the mood is deathly serious, there’s a lot of fun to be had with ABSENTIA. Turns out Tricia’s husband wasn’t the first to disappear, and that there is a series of disappearances leading back hundreds of years all around the same tunnel running under a road across from Tricia’s home. Though no one believes it at first, when more folks start disappearing and ghosts of the abducted start showing up (including a very creepy Doug Jones), Tricia and Callie are forced to consider that some kind of creature is taking these people.
ABSENTIA is not your typical modern horror film. It’s not dumbed down. It’s not badly acted. It doesn’t feature tired clichéd monsters. What it does have is powerfully scary moments, themes with heft, and an impact that will leave you remembering this film long after the credits.

MAKING OFF (2012)
Directed by Cédric DupuisWritten by Cédric Dupuis
Starring Olivier Bureau, Céline Berti, Mickael Collart, Jérôme Thevenet, Nathalie Van Tongolen, Sébastien Ventura
Find out more about this film here
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
To describe MAKING OFF as a disgusting film is an understatement. There are things that occur in this film that are simple too horrifying to recount, though I’ll try to talk briefly about it in this review. But the real question I asked myself when the film was over was if it was good or not…and I’m kind of still deciding that.

If I didn’t lose you in that last paragraph, you might be the type of person who will get a kick or two from MAKING OFF. Reminiscent of MAN BITES DOG and BEHIND THE MASK, MAKING OFF does have a gallows sense of humor that most definitely made me laugh a bit. There are also scenes that fall flat as they were just too self-referential or just too gratuitous for even my jaded eyes. Olivier Bureau offers up an impressive albeit arrogant performance as Cedric (which coincidentally is also the name of the writer/director of the film). He’s not likable, but he is somewhat charismatic in his own bent way.

But is it good? Is it worth watching a man senselessly kill and then fuck the corpses of woman, men, and even animals he has murdered in front of the camera? While I found myself wishing these despicable and disgusting acts were not shown on camera, I do have to admire the film for trying to show and do what no other film has done before. Not since NEKROMANTIC have I been so disturbed by a film. But does that mean it’s good? I’m not sure. I do know that MAKING OFF will offend, disturb, nauseate, creep out, and maybe even piss you off. Watch it at your own risk. You’ve been warned.

RIGOR MORTIS (2013)
Directed by Juno MakWritten by Lai-yin Leung, Philip Yung
Starring Anthony Chan, Siu-Ho Chin, Kara Hui, Hoi-Pang Lo, Richard Ng, Hee Ching Paw
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
With the inundation of vampire and zombie films that all of us have grown weary of, I long for an undead film that is different from a tired Bram Stoker rewrite, a trendy teen comedy, or a pairing of zombies with some other obscure group. Close to twenty-five years ago, I was lucky enough to happen across a copy of MR. VAMPIRE, a chop-socky masterpiece that not only had amazing kung fu, but incorporated horrific Hong Kong legends, the rituals to raise the dead, and the horrors these spells are capable of inflicting. In MR. VAMPIRE, a complex tale is told involving ghosts, vampires, undead, and diabolical humans. Almost thirty years after MR. VAMPIRE was first released, Juno Mak brings the classic hopping vampire and all of the mysticism that made MR. VAMPIRE so fun all those years ago back for RIGOR MORTIS, a new take on ancient Hong Kong lore that plays like the perfect mix of old and new, pulling from a variety of genres to dazzle the eyes and ears and shoot a full body shiver straight down one’s spine.

Like MR. VAMPIRE, the story of RIGOR MORTIS is rather complex. A washed up actor moves into an apartment complex with the intention to kill himself, but instead finds that this building is teeming with dormant and not so dormant spirits, two of which are just itching to possess anyone with a hint of blackness inside of them. These two souls are the restless spirits of twins who used to live in the building and died violently.

Visually, RIGOR MORTIS is a feast and a half--everything from ultra-slo mo shots of the twin ghosts bouncing up and down the hallways to the ever-changing claustrophobic interiors which turn from water to mud to fire, depending on what spells are being cast. There are parts of this film that were reminiscent of THE MATRIX, and while some may criticize that these lifts are too on the nose, I found it to be refreshing to be experiencing a film which may be on par for horror to THE MATRIX for sci fi in terms of visual delights.

The fact that some of the elder actors in this film were also actors in MR. VAMPIRE makes RIGOR MORTIS a must see for fans of the hopping vamp subgenre. While there are all sorts of lifts from other fear and action films, RIGOR MORTIS does so and incorporates it all brilliantly. The film also serves as a wonderful gateway into a whole world of horror that is probably unfamiliar to most, but will most likely be a welcome change to vamps in this worn out age of the hoodie-wearing navel-gazing variety we’ve all become bored with. Mak is fantastic, as are all of the cast, and successful at bringing a different type of horror film to light. Full of acrobatic and absorbing sequences of horrific elements, I hope RIGOR MORTIS is a new trend in horror that plumbs the less-charted corners from the past and gives them a shiny new coat of visual dexterity and power. RIGOR MORTIS hits you like a whirlwind with horror from baser levels of darkness in ways that feel fresh, yet all together terrifying.

STAGE FRIGHT (2014)
Directed by Jerome SableWritten by Jerome Sable (screenplay), Jerome Sable & Eli Batalion (music & lyrics)
Starring Minnie Driver, Meat Loaf, Allie MacDonald, Douglas Smith, Kent Nolan, Brandon Uranowitz, Ephraim Ellis, Melanie Leishman, Thomas Alderson, James McGowan, Steffi DiDomenicantonio, Eli Batalion, Ryan Bobkin, Leanne Miller, Adrianna Di Liello
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
My friend and co-editor on AICN COMICS Sleazy G has a deep hatred towards musicals. While he can acknowledge that PHANTOM OF PARADISE is a decent flick (I think it’s amazing BTW and indicated so in my review of it here), the aspect of it being a musical drives him batty. Having sat through REPO THE GENETIC OPERA and THE DEVIL’S CARNIVAL with him, I take some form of perverse satisfaction in seeing films where people burst into song at any given moment with him as he represents an extreme fraction of the audience that I don’t identify with. Personally, I don’t mind musicals and even enjoy them from time to time. Call me unmanly. Call me a wuss. But being an appreciator of music of all forms, there’s a part of me that wishes I could burst out into song during particularly troubling/particularly joyous times, so seeing someone do so in film doesn’t really bother me all that much. Again, though, I realize, especially in a horror column, I might be in the minority here.

There are definite slasher tropes being used here a-plenty, as the killer has a distinct look (donning a mix between the SCREAM hood and mask and a kabuki theater player), a varied taste at modes of death, and a mysterious identity. While I won’t reveal who the killer is here, I had a pretty good idea who it was well before the third act reveal. Still, as slashers go, this maniac is a good one, more reminiscent of a rock and roll Phantom of the Opera than anything else, with a twinge of the spastic masked beast from FUNHOUSE tossed in with regard to movement and manic energy. The killer makes like a gothic lead singer from an old metal band and screeches like the Cryptkeeper on speed. This could easily come off as annoying, but the creepy kabuki mask and whirlwind-like destructive energy from the actor behind the mask really does set him apart as this Tasmanian Devil of a monster out for blood.

The film lines up quite a few red herrings to keep the audience guessing from moment one as to who is the baddie. Going in and looking at the cast, I thought I nailed it, but I was wrong…sort of. But as I said before, the identity of the manic maniac is pretty evident by the time the final act begins. Still, by that time, I felt completely satisfied at sitting through a horror movie that goes by the slasher rulebook, but gets creative in following those rules.

I left the singing and music until last since I’m sure that’s least important in a horror column, but I will say that the songs are surprisingly good and catchy with smart lyrics that ring as funny most of the time too. The actors singing the pieces are particularly strong across the board, and it doesn’t feel like anyone was cast for looks rather their ability to carry a tune. All in all, STAGE FRIGHT is one of those rare treasures of a horror film that gets the humor, the scares, and, yes, the music right. I especially loved the medley of tunes screeched out by the killer over the end credits. I will admit it. I like musicals, but films like STAGE FRIGHT make that easy as it not only is a strong musical, but a fine example of how to do a fresh and exciting slasher film in a day and age when not many have the balls or know-how to do so.

APOCALYPTIC (2014)
Directed by Glenn TriggsWritten by Glenn Triggs
Starring Jane Elizabeth Barry, David Macrae, Geoff Pinfield, Tom McCathie, Rachel Torrance, Ashleigh Gregory, Zoe Imms, Janice Paull, Natalia Nespeca, Donna Pope, Nalini Vasudevan, Felicity Steel, Meghan Scerri
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Religious-themed horror such as THE SACRAMENT (reviewed here) and HOLY GHOST PEOPLE (reviewed here) has shown that you can definitely get a high quotient of scares and thrills from the devout. Next up on the horrific holy rollers front is APOCALYPTIC, another found footage film, but while many will groan when they hear that, it definitely is one of the better POV-shot films to come down the pipeline.

The strength of APOCALYPTIC rests of the pasty-white and bony shoulders of Michael (actor David Macrae), who offers up a performance worthy of a thousand shivers. Reminiscent of the old man Kane from POLTERGEIST II: THE OTHER SIDE, Macrae is able to be pleasant one second and hauntingly threatening the next. Multiple times throughout the film, Michael sits with the documentarians and debates the merits and drawbacks of living in this secluded society. These back and forthings are the same kind of debates we saw in THE SACRAMENT and HOLY GHOST PEOPLE, where the believers are trying to understand how one can follow an invisible savior so faithfully and without doubt. In each of these films and exemplified well in APOCALYPTIC, it feels like this is a question many are having these days as the world falls apart around us and we are seeking some kind of answer or meaning to it all. The fact that these documentarians are approaching this pious man with respect is interesting to me in that it reflects that some actually want to believe, but logic keeps them from doing so. Both documentarians in APOCALYPTIC seem to have a crisis of faith and conscience in this film, and that conflict is well-written and realized.

All in all, this film is technically well done as well as fascinating from a story and character standpoint. While the ending of APOCALYPTIC gets into some clichéd territory, the trip there is fascinating, mainly due to some strong performances and an intriguing conflict and debate.

NYMPH (2014)
aka MAMULA, DARK SEADirected by Milan Todorovic
Written by Milan Todorovic (story), Barry Keating & Milan Konjevic (screenplay)
Starring Kristina Klebe, Franco Nero, Natalie Burn, Dragan Micanovic, Miodrag Krstovic, Slobodan Stefanovic, Sofija Rajovic, & Zorana Kostic Obradovic as Scylla the Nymph!
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug

Having watched those god-awful faux documentaries citing that “Mermaids are real! Caught on tape!” as seen on Animal Planet of all places, I was hesitant to press play on this film when it crossed my path. Like Bradley Whitford in CABIN IN THE WOODS, I wanted to see a merman (in this case it’s a mermaid, but beggars can’t be choosers), but was fearful that there wasn’t anything scary about them. Writer/director Milan Todorovic not only delivers on some potently scary scenes of underwater horror, he also takes us to an exotic locale as well as the film is made in the Mediterranean, where the skies are clear and the waters look crystal by day, yet haunting and black at night. The setting is very much important here, as the two main characters (Kelly--Kristina Klebe and Lucy--Natalie Burn) play American tourists experiencing this beautiful locale for the first time. Todorovic soaks in the scenery for the first half of the film, making us wish we could come along for the trip before sending out the fish people and making us thankful we aren’t there.

As I said earlier, the acting makes the first forty minutes whiz by pretty quickly. As tough as Kristina Klebe was in PROXY, here she shows real versatility as the much softer Kelly. Everyone is pretty likable here, and even though all of them are incredibly good looking, the personality is also there, which immediately kept me from my usual impatience to see them face their dooms.

I really liked the ending which not so much resolves things, but instead just kicks the danger up a notch for those who have survived their first encounter with the fish people. Whether or not we will ever see a NYMPH 2 is up in the air, I guess, but this first endeavor was a lot more fun than expected and one worth dipping your pinky toe into, though you might just get it chewed off.

HONEYMOON (2014)
Directed by Leigh JaniakWritten by Leigh Janiak & Phil Graziadei
Starring Rose Leslie, Harry Treadaway, Ben Huber, Hanna Brown
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
They say that once you get married, things change. And I’m sure that’s true (maybe I’ll find out one of these days), but here’s to hoping that things don’t change as drastically and as horrifically as they do in Leigh Janiak’s fascinating and engrossing new horror film HONEYMOON.

I’m hesitant to reveal much more of this film, as not knowing what type of film this is going in is what makes it all the more effective. This is a slow burn of a movie, but the sizzle definitely sets in as things get direr in such a short span of time for Paul and Bea. The film really taps into the fears and turmoil suffered by many in relationships when you realize you really don’t know much about your significant other. It’s that feeling of fear when you wonder if jumping into that big lake of love is worth it or if it was a mistake to trust someone with everything. Janiak and co-writer Phil Graziadei really take their time doling out the scares, but there’s an ever-increasing pouring of a solid stream of paranoia that begins at about the twenty minute mark and never lets up.

In the latter half of this film, there are some really gory moments sure to cause a wince or two. But the nighttime scenes where dark unknowns are lurking about are the scenes that’ll really creep under your skin. Reminiscent of ROSEMARY’S BABY and INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS, HONEYMOON is a film that will make you look over your shoulder or wonder if that person you’re sitting next to and holding hands with is who they think they are. This is an excellent bit of filmmaking with some performances that hit all the right notes to make one creepy little horror thriller.
And finally…Here’s a tribute to all things giallo from the madmen at 51 Deep! Prepare thyself for John Keefer’s A BLOODY SHADE OF RED!
See ya next week, folks!

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