

PIROUETTE is a comic I’ve been developing for a quite a while with interior art from the fantastic Carlos Granda and a first issue cover by Ale Garza. The story is described as Raised from infancy by duplicitous clowns who entertain by day and menace by night, Pirouette dreams of washing the paint from her face and escaping to a better life far away from her cruel circus family… because when the spotlights dim and the crowds disperse, the clown princess’ big-top dreams give way to a nightmarish world of monsters with painted smiles. The book hits all of the coolest of cool comic shops in September, but you’ve got to tell your store owner to order it now in order to get it!
I can’t wait for folks to see the book which I promise is filled with big top terror and death-defying danger. In the coming weeks, I’ll share some behind the scenes stuff about PIROUETTE at the top of each of these “Send in the Clowns” columns along with a look at some cinematic examples of Coulrophobia (the fear of clowns) and try to get to the bottom of why clowns are so damn scary!
This time around, we look at one of the most controversial of clown horror films; CLOWNHOUSE!

CLOWNHOUSE (1989)
Directed by Victor SalvaWritten by Victor Salva
Starring Nathan Forrest Winters, Brian McHugh, Sam Rockwell, Michael Jerome West, Byron Weible, David C. Reinecker, Timothy Enos, Frank Diamanti, Karl-Heinz Teuber, Viletta Skillman, Gloria Belsky, Tom Mottram
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
For most with Coulrophobia, the association between clowns and stolen youth often go hand in hand. Notorious clown killers scouring the streets looking to abduct and do horrible things to little boys and girls are the stuff of urban legends and nighttime terrors. Clown/child relations wasn’t helped when it was discovered John Wayne Gacy was abducting, sexually abusing, and killing kids while making money during the day as a clown. And director Victor Salva didn’t help things either when he was accused of molesting the young star of his film CLOWNHOUSE during production. While many will avoid this film like the plague due to the notorious behavior that apparently occurred behind the scenes involving Salva and some of the young cast, those with a fear of clowns will also want to steer clear of it because it is an effectively scary little film.


That said, if you seek out CLOWNHOUSE, you’ll most likely be as amazed as I was at how much Sam Rockwell seems to have maintained the same face for thirty years. Seeing him ham it up as Randy, the typical dickhead brother who bullies, taunts, and makes life hell for his younger siblings is as hilarious as Bill Paxton’s turn as Chet in WEIRD SCIENCE. In fact, had Randy and Chet gone to the same school, it’s more than likely that they would have been best buds. The other two kids, Nathan Forrest Winters & Brian McHugh do a decent job, but are far more stiff in their roles, but even at this young age, it’s apparent Rockwell would become a star.

No man can hide from his fears; as they are a part of him, they will always know where he is hiding.
And the lines from a fortune teller the boys visit at the circus prove to be ominous as well given what we know now;
"Beware, beware, in the darkest of dark
Though the flesh is young and the hearts are strong
Precious life cannot be long
When darkest death has left its mark."
Whether this was some kind of confession from the director or just an attunement into some deep, dark, and horrific urban legend, CLOWNHOUSE is one scary ass movie. Whether you know the backstory or not, the clowns in this film are horrifying as they creep through the night, break into the boys’ home, with horror in their intentions and terror behind their painted faces.
And finally…here’s the creepy clown of the day!

THE FUNHOUSE
SPLASH AREA: NIGHT OF THE FREAKS/CLOWN HUNT
STITCHES
VULGAR
DOLL-BOY/ALL HALLOW’S EVE
THE DEVIL’S CARNIVAL
MR. SARDONICUS
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Ambush Bug is Mark L. Miller, original @$$Hole/wordslinger/writer of wrongs/reviewer/interviewer/editor of AICN COMICS for over 12 years & AICN HORROR for 3. Follow Ambush Bug on the Twitters @Mark_L_Miller. Don’t forget to order his new comic PIROUETTE from July’s Diamond Previews (item code JUL14 0937) today!