Hey folks, I got news about one of the geekiest most coolest projects a coming up. MONSTERS INC.... It's Pixar. Now to any of you people saying... 'We have seen this before' GO HUMP A SOCK! You have not. Just like I hadn't seen Toy Story or Toy Story 2 or A Bug's Life before. Pixar is a magical land of geniuses making the greatest films on Earth. And for all you anti-Disney folks... just think of it like this. DISNEY DISTRIBUTES THEIR FILMS... DISNEY DOESN'T MAKE THEM. That's why their movies rule, and Disney's feel like corporate engineered pablum... albeit beautifully animated pablum. PIXAR creates joy and soul and beauty and wonder. If you don't see that, you are an ugly person without a soul. Now go away.
Dear Harry,
A little bird just flew in through the window and sang a little ditty about Pixar's "Monster Inc." teaser that will be included on the upcoming Toy Story deluxe DVD. This has been held under wraps by the mouse's paws.
The teaser itself contains a single shot of two CG characters that burst out of a kid's bedroom closet. One large furry mammoth like something out of "Where the Wild Things Are" provides the jocular, oafish-funnyman (voice by John Goodman), while the other is an eyeball with arms and legs (voice supplied by Oscar funnyman and perennial, Billy "Mr. Saturday Night" Crystal). They quickly realize that the bedroom is empty and that they have come to the wrong address. Hilarity ensues.
The textures and character movement are again pushing that CG envelope. It looks as though Pixar has done it again. Another hit follow-up to Toy Story and a better step than Bug's Life.
Cinematically yours,
"Maestro"
