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Sigh.... Tea Leoni joins JURASSIC PARK 3

Ugh. God I hope this works, but... Harry here folks and I'm a bit down... You see... Tea "Cardboard Cutout" Leoni has been cast in JURASSIC PARK 3. Now while I will be the first to admit that the Jurassic Park films are not generally held as being the bastion of refined acting... Leoni is just this side of the abyssmal Sears Portrait acting of Maria Pitillo. Again, Leoni is nice to look at in that... oh look at the pretty girl from Kansas sort of way, but her superglue intonations and accent are like placing salt upon a snail... DEATH. Now I'm being very harsh here, who knows... maybe she's been working very hard with an acting coach... Perhaps she's lost that drone look in her eyes that reminds me of those things they put clothes on in MACY's shopping windows. Maybe she's begun to mature as an actress and she'll shock the hell out of us here. As John Wayne said, "That'll be the day...."

Here's some additional information....

Hey Harry-

Thought you might be interested in this.. looks like Tea Leoni has been cast in the film, along with Trevor Morgan (SIXTH SENSE, THE PATRIOT). William H. Macy is already signed, as is Alessandro Nivola and Sam Neill reprising his "Alan Grant" role. Filming is scheduled to begin this month in Hawaii.

If you post this, please mention my JP3 Website, Dansjp3page.Com

Thanks, :)

-Dan

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