Wrap your lips around this, G-Fans!!!

Sometime, I get cool stuff. Sometimes I get cool stuff I can eat, and as you know from my girth I get a lot of cool stuff I can eat. In fact my life has been filled with cool stuff I got to eat. Like my first real geek moment in life. You remember the Dino- Kong flick with Jeff Bridges and Jessica Lange? Well, the year before that Reece's ran this contest, just like the Wonka bar thing, where if you got THE WRAPPER, you could be in the King Kong remake. I made my parents buy CASES and CASES of the Kong Wrapped Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. In fact, still to this day, if you peel a thick layer of skin back on my arm you can see the jagged edges of the peanut butter cups that insulate me. I ate and ate and ate and ate. It's the reason I'm fat. It was DINO DE LAURENTIS' fault!!!!! That evil... ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I could wear normal pants and shirts, but nooooooooooooooo.. Hollywood must torment us with these scrumptious collectible mouth watering giant monster food. So when I got this, I had to EAT it, but before I did, my Dad strapped me to the wall, scanned the bar and the wrapper while I foamed. Then after the image was safely tucked into the hard drive, he released me. I ate that chocolate in under .00000001 seconds. It's gone. Hollywood wants to know how it can buy me off. SEND CHOCOLATE!!! MUSSSST HAVVVVE CHOCOLLLLLATTTE! There are 5 other Godzilla Bars that I haven't tasted yet. Just imagine, I ate Godzilla chocolate Monthssss before it'll be available. Does that mean the bars are in a warehouse somewhere aging? I don't know. Hmmmmmmm....