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Mark Wahlberg to shag a Gorilla in PLANET OF THE APES'

Muhhahahahhhaa, oh hell.... hahahahaha, Harry here... I swear to God... if this happens in this film... and remember... This is Tim Burton directing... and um... I can't remember a Tim Burton sex scene.... of course, how beautiful will it be if Mark Wahlberg, indeed, shags the fur off of this Ape... and that it'll be Burton's first sex scene.... peversely brilliant.... muhahahahahahaaaaa..... I can not wait.... can not wait.... Folks, remember even though this came from Mark Wahlberg.... one never knows if it'll make the final cut.... muahhahhahahahaaa... I can't wait... this one'll be killer...

Hi Harry,

I just saw Mark Wahlberg interviewed on Channel 4`s `movie chart show`, & he said that he would be doing a sex scene with Helena Bonham Carter, who is playing an ape. So does this constitute a cinema first, an inter species sex scene? Beastiality goes mainstream! Seeing as this is going to be an ape faced prosthetics latex fest, do you think Marky Mark will be donning his Boogie Nights, John Holmes rubber stunt cock for the scene?!

Sheep Shagger

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