Greetings, all. Ambush Bug here with another AICN HORROR: ZOMBIES & SHARKS column. There’s so much horror this week I needed two columns to post them all, so look for another column at its regular time tomorrow, but until then, here are a handful of releases you may be interested in.
But first, I wanted to announce the winners of THE HAUNTING OF HELENA Contest we ran a few days ago. Though the winners have already been contacted, the following will be receiving a poster of the new film; David Dworak. And below are the winners of the tickets for the free screening of the film which premieres tomorrow in select theaters; Daniel Zunk (Phoenix, AZ), Ernesto Ramirez Sanchez (Los Angeles, CA), and Jose Acosta (New York, NY). There are also premieres in Columbus, OH and San Diego, CA. If you’re looking for more info on THE HAUNTING OF HELENA, follow this link and look for my review of the film in tomorrow’s AICN HORROR column.
On with the horror reviews!
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Retro-review: THE HOWLING (1981)
Short Cuts short film review: SLASHER HUNTER
EVERYONE MUST DIE (2012)
MILLENNIUM BUG (2012)
SKULL WORLD (2013)
AMERICAN MARY (2013)
Advance Review: MANIAC (2012)
And finally…LIGHTS OUT: POLTERGEIST!
THE HOWLING (1981)
Directed by Joe DanteWritten by Gary Brandner (based on his novel), John Sayles (screenplay), Terence H. Winkless (screenplay)
Starring Dee Wallace, Patrick Macnee, Dennis Dugan, Christopher Stone, Belinda Belaski, John Carradine, Dick Miller, Slim Pickens, & Elisabeth Brooks
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
It’s debatable, but THE HOWLING is probably the best werewolf film ever made. I say this knowing that there will be others who will tout WOLFEN or SILVER BULLET or AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON as such. And on some days, I agree that all of those are damn fine werewolf films. But THE HOLWING almost gets it all right, in my book.
Though I was disappointed that the heft was lightened most of the time, this is a fantastic film nevertheless. There are a lot of fun little cameos in this film, too. Slim Pickens plays the backwoods sheriff who spits tobaccy, eats beans from a can, and sings out heeds and warnins’ and no-never-minds to the city-folk. John Carradine is a suicidal local old timer. Dick Miller shows up as an occult shop owner who serves as Mr. Exposition and explains the rules of lycanthropy--but it’s Miller delivering his usual gruff charm, so despite the heavy-handed way of explaining these rules, it’s still fun to watch.
I know I spent a lot of time talking about what annoys me with THE HOWLING, but I guess you’re hardest on the ones you love. There are moments where THE HOWLING teeters on the brink of awesome and debates whether or not it wants to dive in to the well of poignancy regarding a dissection of what separates man from beast, but just at the last minute, it decides to wink at the camera and say “It’s only a moobie” instead. Because of that, THE HOWLING is a classic that I love with all my heart, but frustrates me at the same time.


SLASHER HUNTER (2010)
Directed by Steve RudzinskiWritten by Steve Rudzinski & Ryan Sullivan
Starring Brent Bruno, Ben Dietels, Jason Genet, Rolland Kerr Jr., Megan Nichols, Nic Pesante, Tyffani Richards, Derek Rothermund, Steve Rudzinski, Shawn Shelpman, Rachael Sullivan, Ryan Sullivan, Aaron Wilkinson, Zach Wilson, Zoltan Zilai,
Find out more about this film here and on Facebook here
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
This is a low, low, low budget movie, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t have a wry wit and a lot of fun scenes taking full-on kicks to the groin to the horror genre, specifically slasher films. Not going in expecting a multi-million dollar show is going to help you if you decide to give SLASHER HUNTER a chance.

OK, this is not the most original plot and the spoofs on Leatherface (here it’s Pleatherface) and Chucky (here it’s Charles) and Jason (here it’s Jason…you’re starting to see the trend) are not the most imaginative, but they deviate enough to avoid legal attraction, but hit the mark enough to poke fun in entertaining ways. Focusing on a kid who has a survivor gene, a gene shared by most final victims and shared in women more than men, is actually a pretty inventive little detail.

The Slasher Hunter himself could have been fleshed out more instead of just being some guy in a tank top flailing a machete. Still, if you’re a fan of slasher films and are willing to look past the low budget, you’re likely to giggle with SLASHER HUNTER.
Here’s the first episode of SLASHER HUNTER below!

EVERYONE MUST DIE (2012)
Directed by Steve RudzinskiWritten by Steve Rudzinski and Derek Rothermund
Starring Nicole Beattie, Aleen Isley, Seth Joseph, Nick LaMantia, Zoltan Zilai, Rebecca Campbell
Find out more about this film here and on Facebook here!
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
I don’t want to oversell this film. EVERYONE MUST DIE is a no budget indie film with non-actors spouting lines to fill the space between killings by a maniac who simply kills a bunch of people. There are some pacing problems. There are some line delivery problems. And in the end, it doesn’t really explain much more than the fact that there’s a killer out there who wants to have a high body count…

The best part about this flick is the script, which is filled with clever and snide comments piled onto more clever and snide comments. The actors delivering the lines may not be completely great with the timing and affect, but still, there are some one liners that had me laughing out loud. At the same time, there are plays on slasher clichés that are equally clever. Case in point: four campers (a nerd, a white rapper, a biker babe, and a wiccan) who in real life would never be out in the woods together are out in the woods and when it’s time for them to pair off and go to their tents to screw (as all teen campers do), the ladies go off in their tent and the boys to theirs. It’s that way of bitch-slapping expectation that illustrates the snarky and self-aware tone of this film.

If your interests lean towards low budget slasher films, EVERYONE MUST DIE is definitely going to please.
THE MILLENNIUM BUG (2011)
Directed by Kenneth CranWritten by Kenneth Cran
Starring John Charles Meyer, Jessica Simons, Christine Haeberman, John Briddell, Ken McFarlane
Reviewed by Ambush Bug>
THE MILLENNIUM BUG plays out like a love song to all of the horror films we all grew up watching. There’s a dash of GODZILLA, a sprinkle of TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, and hell, even a bit of JURASSIC PARK mixed in. The folks behind this film seem to be fans of the genre and it shows in every frame. To top it all off, not an ounce of CGI is used in this film. Everything you see is hand made and happening in the frame…at least, that what the makers of this film boast. Now, I’m sure that what they mean is that the monsters in this film are old school. That’s right: it’s a man in a suit, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but it may have you youngsters used to your green screen computer monsters rolling your eyes a bit. I guess I’m showing my age that I enjoyed the hell out of this film, mostly for the heart behind it and the dedication to making an old school horror romp.
Or maybe you don’t. You see, this film is set during December 31, 1999--the last day of the millennium, when Y2K was a fear on everyone’s minds. On top of all of the breeding and threats of the world ending at the stroke of midnight, there’s a giant monster in a hole in the middle of the woods that comes out to mate every 100 years (yes, it’s a bit of a coincidence, but hell, let’s roll with it for the sake of fun). Soon the inbreds, the vacationing family, a cryptozoologist, and a bug the size of Mothra collide in a climax that leaves no one left standing or not splattered with blood, gore, grue, and goo.
Acting: spotty. Story: a bit lacking and owing a lot to the inbred families we’ve seen before in TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, WRONG TURN, and a million others. But to me, none of that matters. I can’t help but get behind this film for the special effects above all else.
Find out more about THE MILLENNIUM BUG on Facebook and its website.

SKULL WORLD (2012)
Directed by Justin McConnellWritten by Justin McConnell
Starring Greg Sommer, Jason Pluscec, Shane Patterson
Find out more about this film here!
Reviewed by Ambush Bug



I wish the makers of this film luck and do the same to Sommer, who definitely deserves some kind of success and notoriety for the dedication and positive spirit this documentary encapsulates. Though the doc doesn’t quite fit into the mold of the usual AICN HORROR fare, SKULL WORLD falls firmly into realm of the cinema of the weird, which has its own nook reserved here at AICN HORROR from time to time. Those looking for high energy battles and an individual who truly understands how to live life to the fullest despite difficult odds should definitely check this documentary out when it is released later this year. I had a lot of fun getting to know Sommer in this film and so will you.

AMERICAN MARY (2012)
Directed by Jen Soska & Sylvia SoskaWritten by Jen Soska & Sylvia Soska
Starring Katharine Isabelle, Antonio Cupo, Tristan Risk, David Lovgren, Paula Lindberg, Clay St. Thomas, John Emmet Tracy, Twan Holliday, Nelson Wong, Sylvia Soska, Jen Soska, Paul Anthony, Travis Watters, Marius Soska
Find out more about this film here!
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
If one has never seen recreational body modification in its various forms, I can understand why some folks would be seriously ooked out by AMERICAN MARY, the latest in what seems to be a new wave of body horror films which may have been restarted with HUMAN CENTIPEDE, but has really taken shape with this past year’s VICTIM (reviewed here), THE SKIN I LIVE IN (reviewed here), EXCISION (reviewed here), ERRORS OF THE HUMAN BODY (reviewed here) and ANTIVIRAL (reviewed here), to name a few. I don’t mean to sound jaded, but while I don’t have any body mods myself (besides tattoos), I have seen my fair share in my time. So on that initial shock level, I wasn’t taken aback as much as I imagine one unfamiliar with the subculture would be.

The way this film is put together is eloquent and delicate, yet occasionally stone cold. Even the opening scene, as Mary practices her operating skills on a dead plucked turkey, the camera zooms in to show this delicate operation with thin instruments making precise cuts. That’s how this film is throughout. AMERICAN MARY is slow to develop and shows a patient hand storytelling-wise, but I wasn’t bored a tick as we see Mary get further and further entrenched in this shadowy world. The directors, Sylvia & Jen Soska, are twins who also appear in the film as…what else…twisted twins with a unique request for Mary’s operating skills. The story keeps things pretty distant, though, only showing us slight peeks as to what’s going on inside Mary’s brainpan with only a few scenes of her reacting to these intense situations like vomiting and taking a shower in her clothes, both clichés but appropriate given the extreme circumstances.
The music is amazing, mostly consisting of Rod Stewart songs, and proves to be amazing juxtapositions accompanying scenes of medical nightmare operations. And the gore is pretty intense with quite a few brutal kills, scenes of torture and more than enough scenes of medical procedures gone pretzaline. This film is definitely something I can see gore hounds delighting in.

Aside from that, I really liked the film. Sure, the ending felt a bit rushed, but that goes back to me wanting to see more of the character of Mary rather than the pacing of it all. AMERICAN MARY is definitely one of the best films I’ve seen this year in its attention to a subculture that has been relatively unexplored in horror films and some extremely effective scenes handling some extremely sensitive subject matter (rape, torture, body mod, self expression, empowerment). It’s a testament to the actors and the filmmakers that I wanted this film to keep going.

MANIAC (2012)
Directed by Franck KhalfounWritten by Alexandre Aja, Grégory Levasseur, C.A. Rosenberg (screenplay), Joe Spinell (original screenplay)
Starring Elijah Wood, Liane Balaban, America Olivo, Nora Arnezeder, Morgane Slemp, Genevieve Alexandra, Sammi Rotibi, Megan Duffy, Jan Broberg, Steffinnie Phrommany
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
WARNING, IF YOUVE SEEN THE ORIGINAL MANIAC, THERE MIGHT BE A SPOILER OR TWO IN THIS REVIEW. IF NOT, PROCEED.
Though I am not a fan of all of these remakes these days, when one is good, I feel the need to commend it, even if it means a bunch more shitty remakes are down the pike. I’ve always treasured the original MANIAC as a perfect little shot of sleaze with its focus on greasy, sweaty, overweight Joe Spinell, who one would believe to be a homicidal maniac. When I heard Elijah Wood was cast in the remake, at first I was angry: another film miscast with a Hollywood pretty boy in hopes of attracting a demographic. Then I remembered that Wood is anything but your typical Hollywood actor. Just look at his unconventional role in the TV series “Wilfred” or more importantly his role as Kevin the emotionless maniac in SIN CITY, and you can see why he was chosen for the role.

Compared to the original, which isn’t really fair, but inevitable, this new MANIAC keeps a lot of the details the same and adds quite a few which really add to the story rather than detract to it. The main deviation is the fact that 90% of this film is shot through Wood’s POV with Frank only appearing in reflection and during some of the key kills where Frank seemingly leaves is body while doing the evil deeds. This makes for a pretty unnerving and otherworldly experience that some might feel uncomfortable with. We literally sit in the seat of the killer in this film, stalking victims, and even killing them. As if they were our own eyes, we see Frank stalk, scalp, and kill these people, an effect that has been done in plenty of films before, but never at this level of intimacy.

One thing that most fans of the original MANIAC were concerned about was the fact that there would be no way a modern filmmaker would go down the gory avenues the original did. Well, turns out director Franck Khalfoun didn’t get that memo as this is one of the goriest major film releases I’ve seen in years as scalps are sliced off, stabbings are doled out in the dozens, and the final scene, which I won’t reveal here, is as gory as the original, albeit slightly different. Though a lot of the gore is digital, most of it is top notch and seamless. I’d be curious what Tom Savini has to say about this, because this serves as an excellent homage to his work on the original slasher opus (minus the shotgun scene, which was a bit over the top in the original and I’m glad they left it out here).
Those leery of remakes can rejoice that this is definitely a good one. There’s a beat in the final scenes that moves a bit quickly for my tastes, but it is necessary in order to keep the film moving along. I guess it says something about me that I was both disgusted and intrigued in slipping into the shoes of Wood’s Frank Zito. Wood is amazing here and pulls no punches. His Frank Zito is as much his own as Joe Spinell’s was in the first MANIAC. Though it may be a tough pill to swallow for the queasy among you, MANIAC is an excellent film with the original taken seriously and respectfully. I’ll keep you posted when this film slithers off the festival circuit and will be available for everyone.
And finally…Here’s another episode of the classic radio show LIGHTS OUT, this one telling a ghostly tale called POLTERGEIST. It may be a bit dated, but it still is cool to listen to in the dark! Enjoy!
See ya next week, folks!




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