Auction Night On SURVIVOR!! Depeche Mode On KIMMEL!! Ricky Jay On LETTERMAN!! Karen Gillan On CRAIG!! DUCK DYNASTY Finale!! New REAL WORLD, PARENTS, IDOL, SVU, FIRE, BOMB, PSYCH, ARROW, SUPERNATURAL & HOARDING!! Herc’s Wednesday TV Talkback!!

Last week the minority alliance of Malcolm, Reynold and Eddie all somehow secured immunity idols, and it was nutty former government employee Phillip Shepard who got squeezed out to join Gay Michael on the jury.

But I sense we’re in for a few dull weeks as Malcolm, Reynold and Eddie are slowly weeded away.

The Favorites-Plus-Sherri alliance now numbers six: Sherri, Andrea, Brenda, Dawn, Cochran and Erik.

I’m also much looking forward to tonight’s “Real World.” As last week’s episode was ending, Insanely Hot New Roommate had stripped to her undies and seemed determined to bone Tiny Jordan Halfhand on the pool table. Exciting!

“Duck Dynasty” matched its season high last Wednesday:

Wednesdays, March 13-April 17, 2013
(adults 18-49; older weeks in parentheses; repeats in gray)
3.9 (3.6) (3.7) (3.7) (3.6) (3.7) Duck Dynasty
3.4 (3.2) (3.1) (3.2) (3.6) (3.8) American Idol
2.7 (2.6) (2.5) (2.5) (2.6) (2.7) Survivor
2.0 (2.5) (2.9) (---) (---) (---) How/Parents
2.0 (3.8) (4.2) (3.2) (1.8) (1.8) Modern Family
1.6 (3.0) (2.8) (1.2) (3.0) (1.8) Criminal Minds
1.6 (1.8) (1.8) (1.9) (1.5) (1.3) Suburgatory
1.3 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Elementary
1.2 (1.2) (1.4) (---) (---) (---) Dateline
1.2 (0.6) (---) (1.7) (---) (0.7) NBA Basketball
1.1 (0.9) (1.6) (1.7) (1.6) (1.1) Law & Order SVU
0.9 (---) (1.6) (1.7) (1.7) (1.1) Chicago Fire
0.9 (0.7) (0.6) (0.6) (---) (---) The Daily Show
0.9 (0.7) (0.7) (0.9) (0.7) (0.9) Psych
0.8 (1.8) (1.7) (1.5) (0.6) (0.7) Nashville
0.7 (0.6) (0.5) (0.7) (---) (---) Colbert Report
0.7 (0.6) (---) (---) (---) (---) Real World
0.7 (0.5) (0.5) (0.4) (0.5) (0.6) Southland
0.6 (0.6) (0.4) (---) (0.6) (0.6) The Americans
0.6 (0.5) (0.6) (0.4) (0.4) (0.5) Conan
0.5 (0.5) (0.5) (0.4) (0.4) (0.4) House Hunters
0.5 (0.5) (0.5) (0.4) (0.4) (0.5) House Hunters Intl
0.5 (---) (0.4) (0.5) (0.5) (0.5) Restaurant Stakeout
0.5 (0.4) (0.8) (1.0) (1.0) (0.4) Supernatural
0.4 (0.4) (0.9) (0.9) (1.0) (0.4) Arrow
0.4 (---) (---) (0.3) (0.4) (0.4) Boston’s Finest
0.4 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) CNN Bombing
0.4 (---) (0.3) (---) (0.4) (---) Hoarding
0.4 (---) (---) (---) (0.4) (0.5) Restaurant Impossible
0.3 (0.3) (---) (---) (---) (---) Deep South Paranormal
0.3 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Fox News Bombing
0.3 (---) (0.4) (---) (---) (---) My Crazy Obsession

The Blu-ray second season of “Star Trek: The Next Generation,” $114.99 in September and $73.90 last week, has fallen (this week only) to its lowest price ever: $52.49!! (60% Off!!) Cheaper Than Used!!

Blu At Last In 13 Days!!