Greetings, all. Ambush Bug here with another AICN HORROR: ZOMBIES & SHARKS column. But before we get to the reviews…there’s, as always, this!

I reviewed THE LEGEND OF THE HILLBILLY BUTCHER a while back and it’s available on DVD now ( Find out more about this film here!). But they just recut a new trailer with one of my quotes on it, so didn’t mind posting it here for all to see. This was a pretty bizarre ride and worth a look see.




Now on with the reviews!
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HELL COMES TO HOLLYWOOD Novel Review
THE TAINT (2010)
DEATH PENALTY.COM (2011)/DEATH PENALTY.COM 2: A NEW BEGINNING (2011)
IRON DOORS (2011)
THE MOORING (2012)
STORAGE 24 (2012)
THE LAST EXORCISM PART II (2013)
Advance Review: K-11 (2012)
Advance Review: THE JEFFREY DAHMER FILES (2012)
And finally…Rajneel Singh’s BIG BAD WOLVES!

HELL COMES TO HOLLYWOOD Novel
Edited by Eric MillerPublished by Big Time Books
Reviewed by Dr. Loomis
Reading HELL COMES TO HOLLYWOOD is like sitting in on a group therapy session organized by editor Eric Miller, who has invited all of his industry buddies to come over and vent about the town and the business that inspires them even as it drives them absolutely insane. While many of the stories here are straight-up B-movie fun, there is also an underlying sense of cynicism and frustration that industry outsiders like myself often hear about but never really experience firsthand. It seems that many of these writers, all filmmaking professionals with varying degrees of success in the business, took their stories as an opportunity to exact a little fantasy revenge on the studio executives, agents, peers and even fans who've been bumps in the road on their otherwise rewarding Tinseltown adventures.
<br< A clear example of this is "The Cutting Room," by Jeff Seeman, which sees a screenwriter bludgeon a producer to death after the producer describes his intent to resurrect the Orson Welles character from Citizen Kane as a zombie. Seems to me like the guy got what he deserved.
In "Cattle Call," Elizabeth J. Musgrave invokes the bitter resentment that many have towards their more successful peers (and not just in Hollywood, mind you) by creating a professional who kickstarts his career by literally making a deal with the Devil. Of course, he's got to find a virgin to sacrifice, and he finds one straight out of central casting. Daisy is her name, and she's fresh off the bus from Nebraska, where she's just dumped her high school sweetheart (he was after the "S-E-X" as she puts it) and wants to be an actress. She's in luck, because Max, the newly-minted Satanist, has just the role for her.
William Paquet, a sculptor, checks in with one of the anthology's longest and best stories, "Trash Day." He writes about a screenwriter named Kirk who is living in an old hotel that's a shadow of its former glory. Kirk is hard at work on the script that could be his big breakthrough, but he keeps getting distracted by mysterious activity in the alley below. When Kirk first moved to Hollywood he was taught a valuable lesson: "Mind your own business." It's a lesson he ignores here at his own peril. It's a fun premise, written in a breezy, immensely readable style, and even though it devolves into a typical horror movie payoff at the end, it's a solid read.
My personal favorite piece here is "Muse" by Andrew Helm, about a writer (writers are a favorite subject here, in case you hadn't noticed) who picks up a drop-dead gorgeous girl named Callie. Their time together (made up of intense marathon sessions of writing and sex) results in plenty of scratches, bruises and screenplays. Most writers will tell you that their own Muse is a fickle and savage creature, one that takes everything out of you even as it gives you what you ask for. In this case, that description is quite literal.
HELL COMES TO HOLLYWOOD is a bit on the uneven side, but tilts largely toward the successful end of the spectrum. It's just been nominated by the Horror Writers Association for the Bram Stoker Award for Superior Achievement in Anthology (winners will be announced at the World Horror Convention in June), so Miller has clearly done something right. Whether you are a Hollywood pro or just someone who reads about the business at places like Ain't It Cool News, you're bound to have fun with this one. Gorier than any PG-13 horror flick you'll see, and written better (by a mile) than any SyFy schlockfest, HELL COMES TO HOLLYWOOD is worth a look.
Learn more about HELL COMES TO HOLLYWOOD at Big Time Books.
“Dr. Loomis” is Blu Gilliand, a freelance writer whose work has appeared in the fright-filled pages of DARK SCRIBE, DARK DISCOVERIES, SHROUD MAGAZINE and Horror World, among others. He also runs his own blog, October Country, devoted to horror and crime fiction. Feel free to stalk him on Twitter (@BluGilliand) at your own risk.
THE TAINT (2010)
Directed by Drew Bolduc & Dan NelsonWritten by Drew Bolduc
Starring Drew Bolduc, Colleen Walsh, Cody Crenshaw, & Kenneth Hall
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Misogynistic? Of course.
Tasteless? Totally.
But despite all of that, THE TAINT is most likely a film experience I will never forget. It throws any sense of decency and taste out the window. No fluid is unspewed, unsplattered or unrecognized. Effects are so over the top, they’re orbital. And the acting is so purposely bad, it’s gut-busting.
Utterly crude and rude, if you’re looking for an unapologetic gross out film, you need to look no further than THE TAINT. The level of disgust this film achieves is truly epic. You’ve got to have a pretty iron constitution to stomach a lot of the stuff that goes on in THE TAINT, but I guarantee if you like gore, you’ll laugh so hard you’ll piss and shit yourself at the gross-out glory of THE TAINT.

DEATH PENALTY.COM (2011)/DEATH PENALTY.COM 2: A NEW BEGINNING (2011)
Directed by Ryota SakamakiWritten by Ryota Sakamaki
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
I can’t go so far as to say this is a good pair of movies, but this online version of SAW has it’s moments. The premise is pretty simple; folks meet online in a chat room where they anonymously have other people kill someone they want dead. Each chat room member is assigned a job; that of destroyer of evidence, disposer of the body, killer, and so on. As long as everyone does their thing, the perfect crime is committed.

Because the main character in part 1 is so unlikable, it’s hard to really get invested in the story, which is the main problem with the first film. Scuttling to the second film and that problem is taken care of as the participants are a bunch of online computer geeks who are paid to debug websites. Unbeknownst to them, the site they are to debug is Death Penalty.com.

I don’t know if I can recommend DEATH PENALTY.COM and its sequel, subtitled A NEW BEGINNING, but part 2 has its moments with the likable cast who are put into danger. This two pack of dot.com horror are low fi scares and thrills at best.

IRON DOORS(2010)
Directed by Stephen ManuelWritten by Peter Arneson
Starring Axel Wedekind & Rungano Nyoni
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug

The fun in this film lies in the mystery, which isn’t really revealed until the last few seconds of the film. Not knowing what type of film this was definitely amped my interest as to what lay behind the vault doors, but actor Axel Wedekind does a good job sustaining interest throughout the entire film. At times, he isn’t able to act to the level the story demands, but for the most part, he gives a believable everyman performance.

But I have to give credit to writer Peter Arneson, who fills the story with pretty believable dialog, and director Stephen Manuel who keeps things moving despite the fact that the entire film basically takes place in one square room. The revelation in the end was pretty satisfying (though I won’t reveal it here), and though some might be able to predict it, it still leaves an impact. With a stronger lead, I think this could have been a stellar film. Though the film does suffer from lack of things to do by the third act and the acting is not top notch, IRON DOORS in 3D entertained.
Iron Doors 3D - Offizieller Deutscher Trailer HD from Fullfeedback Productions on Vimeo.

THE MOORING (2012)
Directed by Glenn WithrowWritten by Ivy Withrow, Hallie Todd, Glenn Withrow
Starring Hallie Todd, Thomas Wilson Brown, Karli Blalock, Anna Goodwin, Larissa Hayden, Lilli Hendrickson, Erin McIntosh, Olivia Meyer, Hailee Naccarato, Jessica Pepeli, Katie Simpson, Brooklyn Tate,
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
The message around THE MOORING, brought home in the beginning moments, is that today’s youth are becoming more and more disconnected with reality. Cell phones and computers make it so people don’t have to interact with anyone else and it seems, by an increasing number, people are preferring to have face to screen conversations rather than face to face. This is the point THE MOORING tries to drive home.

There are a few things I really liked about this film. First, I liked the young cast, all of them seem talented and did a good job with the rugged and dire situations they face. I also liked the gorgeous manner with which director Glenn Withrow absorbed the beauty of the woods and waters which contrasts greatly with the violence happening within them. It reminded me of one of those old school 70’s wilderness adventure films like DEATH HUNT, which really appreciate the terrain the action is occurring on.

Those problems aside, THE MOORING is a well filmed and acted movie. The gore is not excessive and though the posters and imagery might suggest that this might be one of those I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE rapesploitation films, this is much more of a film about a madman and his woman hunting down a group of teenage girls in the woods. Breaking it down to those words doesn’t really do justice to the quality of the filmmaking going on in THE MOORING though.

STORAGE 24 (2012)
Directed by Johannes RobertsWritten by Noel Clarke, Davie Fairbanks, Johannes Roberts
Starring Noel Clarke, Colin O'Donoghue, Antonia Campbell-Hughes, Laura Haddock, Jamie Thomas King, Alex Price, Ned Dennehy, Geoff Bell
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
There have been a lot of monster run amok films made through the years. By now, there seems to be a formula for this type of film. Maybe it was set with ALIEN. Maybe it was established long before it. No matter where it began, all we need to know here is STORAGE 24 is another alien creature on the loose in a creepy place film.

One of the strongest things STORAGE 24 has going for it is that it has great creature effects. There’s a scene where the monster slides a finger through a tiny hole in a metal wall. The camera is so close, you can see the skin sliding and moving through the holes. There’s been a lot of attention paid to making this monster made of practical effects look and move realistically. From it’s articulated mandibles to the crooked back legs, this monster looks like it may actually exist in some galaxy far, far away.

Then again, this is a lot like ALIEN. But if you have to ape a monster in the house film, ALIEN’s the one to do it and STORAGE 24 does so with some great effects, decent acting, nice conflict, and it’s worth mentioning that the musical score does a good job of amping up the tension in all the right moments. This monster on the loose flick doesn’t explore new galaxies, but it does follow paths that have been made before in a capable and entertaining manner.

THE LAST EXORCISM PART II (2013)
Directed by Ed Gass-DonnellyWritten by Ed Gass-Donnelly, Damien Chazelle,
Starring Ashley Bell, Julia Garner, Spencer Treat Clark, David Jensen, Tarra Riggs, Louis Herthum, Muse Watson, Erica Michelle
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
I really dug the original LAST EXORCISM and bought into the entire found footage vibe of the first film. I found the lead actor Patrick Fabian’s performance as Cotton Marcus, a charlatan exorcist who has set out to do one last exorcism before retiring, to be a really interesting protagonist to follow. I also found lead actress Ashley Bell’s Nell, the backwoods girl who may be possessed by a demon, to be a true find and still think that the actress will move on to much bigger and better things. When I saw THE LAST EXORCISM at an advance screening, with director Daniel Stamm present, one audience member asked the question which attempted to be deep, “Is this…THE LAST EXORCISM?” To which, Stamm answered, “…no.”

It’s not Stamm’s fault though. He had nothing to do with this sequel. Aside from Ashley Bell returning as the super bendy possessed girl and some brief cameos by her father (the equal parts stoic and fearsome Louis Herthum), no one else returned to THE LAST EXORCISM PART II, and they were smart to do so.
In every sense of the word, this is the epitome of the unnecessary sequel. Nothing more is learned about the demon Abalam. No truths are uncovered. No development is worth or need happens to Nell. She merely re-experiences the stuff that happened to her in the first film.


Secondly, as I said before, there was absolutely nothing new to offer in this film that we haven’t seen in a million possession movies. We know Nell is going to be possessed, the cat was literally out of the bag and stomped on in the first film on that one. Even the climax was completely uninspired as a group of mystics show up out of the blue to save Nell in a futile attempt to eradicate the demon through an amalgamation of voodoo and medicine means.

I would have kept the found footage motif and given the camera to the voodoo medicine men that seemed to have no problem combining modern technology and medicine with old school witchery. Have them stalk Nell, seemingly want to help her, and then have the big switcheroo ending. At least then, we could have had maybe a few shocks and scares with some first person POV and possibly recaptured some of that magic of the first film while making it different enough to make it not seem like a retread.
But hell, what do I know? I’m the idiot who went to see this movie a week after release, knowing that I heard nothing about it, which usually means it was pretty awful.
Credit where it is due, Ashley Bell is waaaay too good for this film. She is talented and spastic and bendy and all kinds of good. She almost makes the whole darn thing watchable just seeing her struggle to keep it together despite a script that has really little for her to do but quiver, giggle, and writhe. I predict the next LAST EXORCISM joint to go straight to video sans Bell in the lead role. This unnecessary, EXORSICM OF EMILY ROSE wannabe sequel should have been exorcized in the planning stages.

K-11 (2012)
Directed by Jules StewartWritten by Jared Kurt & Jules Stewart
Starring Goran Visnjic, Kate del Castillo, D.B. Sweeney, Portia Doubleday, Jason Mewes, Sonya Eddy, Luis Moncada, Tommy 'Tiny' Lister, Cameron Stewart, Tara Buck
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Though I wouldn’t necessarily categorize this one as straight up horror, it does depict the life of prison pretty horrifically and is one weird little film to boot, so I feel comfortable tossing in K-11 in with the rest of the horror flicks in this week’s cue.

ER’s Goran Visnjic is a record executive who finds himself intoxicated and whacked out on drugs and fleeing from a murder scene. We don’t see any of that, though. We only see him being processed in the prison and then let loose in the confined madness that is K-11. Take every offbeat and weird character you might have seen in any prison movie and you’re going to see it in this film. There’s the abusive guard in love with one of the inmates. There’s the man-brute who likes to make small newbies his bitch. There’s the tough talking boss of the yard and his stoolies. And then there’s Visnjic’s character, who is smart enough to come out unscathed through use of caution, sense, and wit.
Director Jules Stewart (Kirsten Steart’s step-mom) heaps a lot of prison movie clichés into this film, but somehow makes them feel not so tired or worn out. This is mainly because of the talented cast she has assembled. A lot of them we’ve seen before. FIRE IN THE SKY’s D.B. Sweeney is great as a sleazy guard. Jason Mewes is surprisingly good as the top inmate’s conniving main bitch. And Tiny “Zeus” Lister is, as always, amazing in this role which is meatier than most of the ones he gets to play as a child molester with attachment issues, to put it mildly. I was also impressed by the ballsy performance by Kate del Castillo as a super tough transgendered cell block diva in charge of all of the inmates. Sonya Eddy as a non nonsense prison guard. And YOUTH IN REVOLT’s Portia Doubleday in a brave performance as an unstable he-she who is equal parts victim and predator.

Yes the film is schlocky and intense in its subject matter, but what saves K-11 from fading into the crowd of prison flicks like it is the stellar cast, making it a curiously watchable film experience.

THE JEFFREY DAHMER FILES (2012)
aka JEFFDirected by Chris James Thompson
Written by Chris James Thompson, Andrew Swant, Joe Riepenhoff
Starring Andrew Swant, Pamela Bass, Pat Kennedy, Jeffrey Jentzen
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
I try to shy away from documentaries about real life serial killer and the biopics about them which seem to pop up consistently. Films on the Boston Strangler, Ted Bundy, and the Son of Sam, all feel more like celebrations of the violent acts rather than sympathetic portrayals of the victims or in depth dissections of the killer himself. I can watch fantasy characters killed by fantasy killers all day, but when it comes to reenactments and retellings of actual killings, those types of films never really sit right with me.

Though some might find it odd to follow Jeffrey Dahmer buying fish and other necessaries in a market, something about the laid back nature of these snippets into Dahmer’s life make all of these meaningless acts all the more insidious when interspersed in between interviews with those who knew the loner serial killer the best in his final days of freedom. Mixed in are also actual photos, crime scene documents, and footage taken the night of his arrest that are equally gripping given the stories that are being told.

THE JEFFREY DAHMER FILES premiered at SXSW and should be released by IFC soon. It’s definitely worth seeking out.
And finally…One part fairy tale and one part RESERVOIR DOGS, BIG BAD WOLVES is a hell of a fun riff on a classic fable by director Rajneel Singh. But beware, this short has a pair of pretty amazing red-riding boobs in it so it’s NSFW. Enjoy!
BIG BAD WOLVES from Rajneel Singh on Vimeo.
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