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Guido The Killer Pimp strikes back with more on X-MEN

Hey folks, Harry here with more info about the screening and X-MEN from Guido the Killer Pimp... Now folks, because I can't reveal names and identities my spies sometimes have to be left... unknown to you. This does not mean that this spy is unknown to me. He's on the level, even if he is a killer pimp. But the cries of 'This is Fake' got under his skin so he's describing more about the film plus some details about the screening and the print.

Wow Harry! The talkbackers think this is fake. Guido the Killer Pimp seems to be striking an odd chord in these people. Why is it that folks never trust a pimp? I mean, all I'm doing is moving that which you want nearer to your penis at a reasonable price? Well, Harry I'm going to spill some additional details for you. First of all, the cut I saw clocked in at two hours and fifteen minutes. Now being that I'm a killer pimp, and Fox uses my services regularly, I have found out that the film is now clocking in at about one hour and forty-five minutes which was going to be delivered last Friday, and the execs here at Fox are anxious to check it out. What has been cut? Basically it is a lot of some transitional dialogues that needed to be cut to speed the film along, make it more intense. Also I saw the film three weeks ago on Sunday and let me tell you something, Beta projection is fine, but it's no way to really judge a film. Now, do you want me to describe the whole freaking film?

SPOILERS - if yes, continue down the screen!

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Okay. Xavier used Cerebro(a machine he plugs into) to send Storm and Cyclops out to rescue Rogue and Wolverine. When Wolverine wakes up, he basically tells Xavier he doesn't care about joining up. Later, while having a nightmare, he accidentally spears Rogue, who is trying to comfort him. This is when we first see her powers as she closes the wound by using Wolverine's regenerative abilities.

Meanwhile, the Senator is kidnapped by Toad and Mystique(who uses her feet to kick his ass!) and taken to Magneto's lair. Magneto uses his giant machine to turn the senator into a mutant. The efx are almost done on this and look good. The senator escapes when he becomes rubbery and slips through the bars. Eventually, he makes it to Xavier's place. Xavier puts himself into the Senator's mind and sees Magneto using the machine. In a nice touch here, Xavier is standing and using his legs.

Anyway, Rogue is depressed about her powers and leaves the school. Using Cerebro, Xavier tracks her to a train staion. Wolverine takes off on a motorcycle to go find her. Cyclops and Storm are not far behind.

The train station sequence is pretty cool. Sabretooth gets hit by lightning and Cyclops ends up destroying the ceiling when Toad rips off his glasses. Meanwhile, Magneto finds Rogue and Wolverine on the train. Since Wolverine has metal throughout his body, Magneto can stop him from doing anything. This whole sequence is the highlight of the film.

Want more? Maybe later.

Guido the Killer Pimp has to go, someone at the Mondrian just roughed up one of my gals, I've got business to take care of.

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