Greetings, all. Ambush Bug here with another AICN HORROR: ZOMBIES & SHARKS column. Though computer issues have forced me to do this column without all of the usual pretty pictures, I didn’t want to delay the column as I had to do last week. So while I take a sledge hammer to my computer to see if I can fix it, go ahead and check out the new reviews below. I still have previews of the film when available, so you’ve got that.
In this column, I’m reviewing two premieres from last weekend’s FLASHBACK WEEKEND in Chicago, as well as a DVD I picked up at the con. But before we do that…there’s this!
As promised, I have the world premiere of CAESAR & OTTO’S DEADLY X-MAS trailer. I reviewed the film just a few weeks ago, but a trailer wasn’t ready, so here it is in all it’s bloody and funny glory!
I also have heard word about a new film from the creative team behind the recent short film STEPHEN KING’S SURVIVOR TYPE (reviewed here!), director Chris Ethridge and writer Jayson Palmer, called THE MORNINGSIDE MONSTER. Here’s the official synopsis; The story unfolds around the discovery of a brutally murdered corpse in the woods of the otherwise-peaceful small town of Morningside, NJ. As the bodies pile up, Sheriff Tom Haulk and his deputy, Klara Austin, embark on a desperate race against time to catch the killer, pitting them against friends, enemies and even each other. The film stars indie horror icon Tiffany Shepis (Nightmare Man, The Violent Kind, The Frankenstein Syndrome), Atlanta star Robert Pralgo (The Vampire Diaries, Teen Wolf, The Blindside) and Georgia native Catherine Taber (Star Wars: The Clone Wars, The Old Republic, Just Like Heaven). More info can be found here and I’ll definitely be reviewing the film for you all when this film is ready.
And now, let’s get rolling with some new horrors!
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Advance Review: WHEN DEATH CALLS (2012)
MR. HUSH (2012)
TEDDY/POPULARITY KILLER (2011/2012)
Advance Review: BLOODY BIBLE CAMP (2012)
KILL LIST (2011)
JUAN OF THE DEAD (2011)
Advance Review: AMONG FRIENDS (2012)
And finally…JohnMark Triplett’s HORROR MOVIES SUCK!
Advance Review: New on DVD next week!

WHEN DEATH CALLS (2012)
Directed by Jim HaggertyWritten by Jim Haggerty
Starring Suzi Lorraine, Tina Krause, Nathalie Bryant, Jae Mosc, Pooya Mohseni, Robert Lincourt, Katt Masterson, Darlene McCullough, Rebecca Rose McCain, Stephen Alan Wilson, Jim Haggerty, Alex Kruz, Dennis Newman, Angela Alvizuri, David Tapias
Find out more about this film on the Yellow Ape Productions website here!
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
WHEN DEATH CALLS is low, low budget with amateur performances and low fi effects. It is also kind of fun. The film is made up of interlocking mini-stories that kind of flow into one another; opening first with a woman being stalked by an obscene phone caller then moving to a midnight-call in radio show with a sassy, sexy hostess looking for creepy tales to tell over the radio waves, finally the stories from the callers are elaborated on and illustrated into short narratives.
Though WHEN DEATH CALLS’ structure plays it loose, there are some tight and genuine chills from time to time during this one. My favorite story of the bunch is the last involving a husband trying to kill his wife, but she ends up coming back to life every time and is so oblivious that she still loves the guy. Another one involves a monster in the basement made up of the most rudimentary special effects which I found to be endearing.

Much of these stories are predictable and involve cheating spouses and murder, which seems to be the common thread linking all of these little ditties together. Most have some pacing problems, especially the overly long, aforementioned dead wife story, but Haggerty at least knows how to time a good scare and does so multiple times in this film. If low budget horror scares you in a bad way, then I’d give this one a pass. But if you don’t mind the amateur lighting, acting, storytelling, effects, and pacing, then WHEN DEATH CALLS is well worth a jolt or two.
Sorry, no trailer for this one.

MR. HUSH (2010)
Directed by David Lee MadisonWritten by David Lee Madison
Starring Brad Loree, Edward X. Young, Stephen Geoffreys, Steve Dash, Jessica Cameron, Connie Giordano, Brian O'Halloran
Find out more about this film here!
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Wow, I try to be as positive as I can with reviews and focus on the pluses rather than linger on the minuses, but what happens when there are almost no pluses to speak of?

Where do I begin. Script? By the numbers as a family man’s family is killed in front of him by a serial killer, then when the guy finally gets over the loss of his family and starts to date again, the killer shows up again for more murder and mayhem. The script requires the star Brad Loree to be overly saccharinated to the point of where I was suspecting this was going to be a film about a good man snapping and killing his family, but that doesn’t happen. The schmaltzy first half hour is actually trying to be genuine. Of course, the villain Mr. Hush and his henchman Stephen Geoffries shows up and of course, of course, they have to stop and monologue about Hush’s intricate history with Loree’s family that is told and not shown…

Very little by way of gore is present save some blood drank from glass jars and splattered on faces and necks. Oh yeah, in the final scene we find out it’s not a serial killer we are dealing with! It’s a vampire with the worst looking makeup imaginable that actually looks like blackface.
Toss in an unnecessary cameo by CLERKS Brian O'Halloran and a theme song from three members of Huey Lewis & the News that sounds a lot like a Huey Lewis & the News song and you have a very, very bad film.
I wish everyone involved a good life and I’m sure the filmmakers had the best of intentions, but this bland, badly acted, badly paced, and badly conceived film should be avoided at all costs. Please stay away from MR. HUSH.

TEDDY/POPULARITY KILLER (2011/2012)
TEDDYDirected by Steve Goltz
Written by Steve Goltz & Kevin Sommerfield
Starring Keegan Bergen, Kirk Gilbert, Mike Goltz, Kevin Sommerfield, Dana Terpinas and Nikita Vora
POPULARITY KILLER
Directed by Steve Goltz
Written by Kevin Sommerfield
Starring Courtney Ellen Bay, Matty Dorschner, Mike Goltz, Jennifer Frey, Hannah Herdt, Dana Michele, Jamie Jo Roen, and Kevin Sommerfield
Find out more about this film at Slasher Studios!
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
I picked up this double disk at Flashback Weekend recently looking for low budget horror films to whet my indie horror appetite and after seeing TEDDY and POPULARITY KILLER, consider my appetite whetted.
Both films are about serial killers (something I should have expected from a production house calling themselves Slasher Studios) and though both tread down well worn path, both show some skill in pacing, original concepts, and camera work. Sure the acting is amateur and most likely this is something done by a group of friends, but in the end, these two short films turned out to be pretty fun digestible nuggets of slasher horror.

POPULARITY KILLER has a much more complex plot involving a group of kids who has a killer among them targeting the popular kids in the school. SCREAM-esque, sure, but fun nevertheless. Though the ending is a bit convoluted, it still is well paced with some nice gory kills.
I’m not building these films up as blockbusters, but they are a pair of fun shorts by obvious fans of the genre. Both shorts show some technical skill and the passion is definitely present enough to make me want to look out for future Slasher Studios productions.

BLOODY BIBLE CAMP (2012)
Directed by Vito TrabuccoWritten by Vito Trabucco, Reggie Bannister, Shelby McIntyre
Starring Reggie Bannister, Tim Sullivan, Ivet Corvea, Matthew Aidan, Jessica Sonneborn, Deborah Venegas, Jeff Dylan Graham, Elissa Dowling, David C. Hayes, Christopher Raff, and Ron Jeremy as Jesus
Find out more about this film here!
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Intentionally lurid and twisted, like some of the best John Waters films before he went Hollywood, BLOODY BIBLE CAMP may be too low budget for some to take, but there are definitely enough laughs and more than enough gore to satisfy this gore hound.

And the humor hits its mark for at least the first half of the film. The opening credits sequence taking place in 1979 is by far the funniest portion of the film and it surprises me that the actors used in that sequence were killed off so quickly because their comic timing is definitely bull’s-eye every time. The bare bones storyline using such ‘79-isms as references to STAR WARS (when a person who saw it is asked how it was, he responds, “It sucked.”), Spanish Fly, and funky 70’s disco wear. After they are dispatched, we travel forward to the 80’s, and while there are plenty of things about the 80’s worth parodying, less of the humor is geared towards the era the story is taking place in and more is directed toward dirty jokes about sex. Some of this is pretty funny as well, but by not taking advantage of some of the 80’s colloquialisms, the humor falls short. There are a few good laughs, including some misconceptions about how you get AIDS which ran rampant in the 80’s, but for me, the 70’s stuff was much more clever.

At the same time, BLOODY BIBLE CAMP does seem to lose its steam about a half hour before the end credits as campy humor and gore give way to bringing the story to a close. Cameos by Ron Jeremy as Jesus make for a fun one liner or two, but things just kind of sputter to a stop by the end.
That said, BLOODY BIBLE CAMP did incite a lot of laughs at both the comedic and gory attempts, so for that, it is definitely worth seeking out. It’s available now on DVD for purchase on it’s website here.

KILL LIST (2011)
Directed by Ben WheatleyWritten by Ben Wheatley & Amy Jump
Starring Neil Maskell, MyAnna Buring, Harry Simpson, Michael Smiley, Emma Fryer
Find out more about this film here!
Reviewed by Ambush Bug

I’ve heard many folks say that in order to go into KILL LIST, it’s most effective to know nothing of the film before hand. I have to agree, since I avoided reading plot synopses and reviews, wanting to be surprised. I’m going to try to go spoiler free, but for the sake of this review, I have to talk about some details here.


That’s all I’m saying. Though moving from inner home argument drama to hitman angst is enough of a shift, the shift into the realm of horror makes this film a must see for fans of all cinema, not just horrorphiles. KILL LIST is downright terrifying in parts and ends with an impactful blow to the stomach that leaves you reeling long after. It’s a film that curbstomps expectations, delving into dark and scary territories.

I’ve already said too much, I’m sure. Just check out KILL LIST if it’s at a theater near you. It’s a harrowing film that is bores deep into your heart and leaves painful scars.

JUAN DE LOS MUERTOS (2011)
aka JUAN OF THE DEADDirected by Alejandro Brugués
Written by Alejandro Brugués
Starring Alexis Díaz de Villegas, Jorge Molina, Andrea Duro, Andros Perugorría, Jazz Vilá, Eliecer Ramírez, Antonio Dechent
Find out more about this film here!
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Lauded much by critics across the cosmos as the coolest of cool, JUAN OF THE DEAD is finally available for the masses this week on DVD & BluRay. This happens to me a lot and I don’t mean to be divisive or contrary. I’m not one of those people who dislikes the thing that is popular, but I am one of those people who is often mislead by hype. Had I stumbled upon JUAN OF THE DEAD without hearing how awesome it was, I’m sure I would have fallen head over heels for it. But hearing folks hype it up to universal levels of coolness is the surefire route to disappointment for me.


The cast is pretty good here as well with Alexis Díaz de Villegas (Juan) offering up charisma galore, despite the fact that it is highly unbelievable the lanky John Turturro-esque looking actor could be the gigolo the script casts him to be. That said, he does have a commanding presence and by the end of the film, I was rooting for him along with the crowd to make it through the zombie apocalypse.

I look forward to seeing what writer/director Alejandro Brugués has in store next. He certainly has an eye for an epic scope and I definitely can see the director becoming highly lauded by geek and normal movie goer alike. While some of the depictions of Cuban culture pushed my American cultural sensitivity to the limit while watching JUAN OF THE DEAD, I can understand why the geeks are going ga-ga over this one. At times, I found myself in awe of the coolness of it too with strong characters, fun performances, and fantastic scenes of action and gore. I can’t do a back flip over this one, but it definitely is one of the best zombie films to come along since SHAUN OF THE DEAD.

AMONG FRIENDS (2012)
Directed by Danielle HarrisWritten by Alyssa Lobit
Starring Christopher Backus, Jennifer Blanc, AJ Bowen, Dana Daurey, Brianne Davis, Kamala Jones, Alyssa Lobit, Chris Meyer, Danielle Harris, Kane Hodder, Xavier Gens
Find out more about this film here and on Facebook here!
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
I had a chance to catch HALLOWEEN veteran Danielle Harris’ directoral debut at Flashback Weekend recently with the director there in attendance. It was a late show and after a long day of tooling about the convention and across the street at the Wizard World Convention, I was definitely worried that I wouldn’t make it through her new film AMONG FRIENDS.

In fact that is the only problem I had with this film, in that basically everyone in the cast is so damn ridiculously good looking. Harris does a great job of getting around that though by painting them all in a pretty despicable light almost immediately. So while the fresh faces of the cast are immediately attractive and as we get to know them on a surface level, even likable, as the night goes on and the ugly truths are revealed, it is pretty clear that this is not your typical horror film with pretty boy and girl actors screaming and running from a hatchet killer. Those who often feel distanced from films depicting the rich, famous or both will most likely feel more akin to these characters because of the horrible light they are placed in which inevitably brings them down to earth.

There are a few moments where the pacing of the scene is a bit off. The camera lingers a bit from time to time, but this is nothing a few nips and tucks in the editing room couldn’t fix. Despite that, Harris shows a lot of promise and was able to keep a pretty static story bouncing all over the place. Dragging glamour through a pool of sticky blood, Harris impressed me with AMONG FRIENDS and I look forward to seeing what this scream queen has in store for us next always in front of and now behind the camera.
And finally…here’s a little shortie that is all about some of the more well-tread tropes of horror. But at the same time, it is a fresh and funny take on the genre we know and love and often think sucks. Here’s JohnMark Triplett’s hilarious HORROR MOVIES SUCK! Enjoy…
See ya Monday for a special column I know you’ll love! And hopefully, we’ll have our pretty pictures back on track for you.




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