Hey folks, Harry here with a bit of a different take on that Variety story that hit the trades this morning. I don't know if you like Rob Zombie or loath the man. Now, all I know is he released one of the greatest fucking CDs I've ever had the pleasure to listen to.... a bazillion times... I'm talking about that FRANKENSTEIN cd he produced last year with music from FRANKENSTEIN, BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN and SON OF FRANKENSTEIN... on of the first holy trilogies of film. Now he's set to make his own horror film... for producing that cd... I wish him the very best of luck at winning us over with this flick... It's got a helluva a title.
Harry:
I don't know how much you care about this but I, for one, am sick and tired of the fucking pansy-ass horror movies that Whore-y-wood is churning out these days. I have dreamed of a time where we could have the grainy-ass goodness of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, where little naked freaky vixens would get hacked, where pretty boys would have their skins hung on a hook, where nature's mutations would viciously kill just to please their "Mamma," where blood was dark, and souls were darker. But I just keep getting Jennifer Love Spewitt.
Until now...
Yesterday, I got an e-mail from Rob Zombie (a good friend of mine... I wish!). And I had my prayers answered and my dreams fulfilled. The man/beast who brought us Hellbilly Deluxe (with its 13 tales of cadaverous cavorting) is promising to scare the shit out of us... he's written and he's gunna direct a movie. A REAL scary movie - called "House of 1000 Corpses." Freaks, Blood, Freaks, Titties, Blood, Darkness, and no "Love."
I think "Rob" sent this to all his fans and I don't know if a lot of those fans are fans of yours, so I thought I'd give you the scoop. Here's the link to the site which will tell you everything:
Later.
The sallow-eyed Fiend of Fiends,
ZombieSpice
