
Greetings, all. Ambush Bug here with another AICN HORROR: ZOMBIES & SHARKS column. This week, we have more new horrors to enjoy, some to endure, and a couple to avoid completely. But before we get into that…there’s this!

A friend's old farmhouse has had strange occurrences over the years. Things like doors closing, toilets flushing and lights turning off - all without anyone nearby. However, the strangest events happened during a Thanksgiving break.
Jim and his siblings were spending the long Thanksgiving weekend at his parent's house. After the afternoon turkey meal, Jim's older sister, Theresa, went upstairs to put her daughter down for a nap. Theresa returned downstairs, turned on the baby monitor and then joined her family for the late football game. After about an hour or so into the game, the baby, Ashley, started to cry. Theresa jumped up to go soothe her daughter, but both her father and her husband preached the tough love method. Theresa reluctantly obliged. However, Ashley kept crying. Everyone tried their best to ignore the crying when suddenly the baby monitor crackled with static. Then they heard a woman's voice over the monitor say, 'Don't worry Ashley, everything will be ok.' Immediately both father and grandpa jumped up to run upstairs. As they were opening the door, the whole house lost power. They entered the room and there was no one there. Only Ashley, sound asleep in her crib.
Congratulations to Anish Dhanda for that real life nightmare. Enjoy THE INNKEEPERS DVD, limited edition gatefold, and poster! And thanks to all who participated in the contest! THE INNKEEPERS is now available of DVD & BluRay!


Fans of BUNNYMAN (reviewed just in time for Easter last year on AICN HORROR here)can rejoice. The trailer for BUNNYMAN 2 just showed up this week on the interwebs. You can bloodily hop right to the trailer below!

Hopefully, you’ll be seeing a review on AICN HORROR soon, but in the meantime, check out the Facebook page for more info and watch the trailer below!

In celebration of this, the folks behind the film are releasing a couple of video teasers of the film. Check out of them out below and find out more about A LITTLE BIT ZOMBIE and Tactical Bacon here!
Tactical Bacon Commercial Starring: "Shotgun" Max Beavins. from A Little Bit Zombie on Vimeo.

Next week, FATHER’S DAY comes early as Troma presents a FREE screening of the film on May 3rd The Showroom in Asbury Park at 10pm! Those who haven’t seen this gory, insanely funny, and horribly inappropriate film (reviewed here on AICN HORROR) are in for a twisted treat. Find out more info on FATHER’S DAY here on its website, then get over the Jersey and catch the free show!
OK, now on with the horror reviews!
(Click title to go directly to the feature)
Book Review: DEMONIC AND OTHER TALES
Retro-Review: MARQUIS DE SADE’S JUSTINE: THE MISFORTUNES OF VIRTUE (1977)
MS CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST (2012)
THE WATERMEN (2011)
THE FIELDS (2011)
THE WICKER TREE (2010)
11-11-11 (2011)
And finally…Peter Katz’s ALREADY GONE!

DEMONIC AND OTHER TALES
Short fiction collection written by Garon CockrellPublished by doorQ.com Publishing
Reviewed by Dr. Loomis
Garon Cockrell clearly loves horror. He’s obviously mainlined a lifetime’s worth of horror movies, books and short stories, and channels every bit of it into his work. His enthusiasm for the genre, as demonstrated in his short story collection DEMONIC AND OTHER TALES, is appreciated; unfortunately, his familiarity with the genre ultimately derails his efforts.
The story “Manny,” which comes about midway through this collection, is the worst offender, and is the story that really drove home how I feel about the book overall. Cockrell is striving here to create a single-name serial killer fit to walk the bloody path of Jason and Michael – the problem is that he sticks too close to the path, turning the character of Manny into a forgettable carbon copy of his forefathers. The list of slasher flick sins committed by Cockrell are many – the killer foreshadows his bloody disposition by first chopping up frogs, and then his family; years later a group of kids head to a remote cabin on a lake, which it just so happens is near the site of Manny’s first rampage; there’s a creepy old guy who tries to warn the kids away; there’s a fake jump scare (caused by a cat!) early on; and, of course, there’s the shock ending when the killer we all thought was dead pops back into frame for one more gory kill. It’s horror-by-the-numbers, and any self-respecting fan will be able to predict the specific beats of this story after reading the first page.
This problem of predictability plagues DEMONIC throughout. I’m fine with the use of tried-and-true horror tropes like stalkers, serial killers dressed like clowns, and twist endings. But if you’re going to give me that stuff, give it to me in a new way. Twist those clichés inside-out. Don’t give me stuff I’ve already seen unless you give me a compelling reason to read it – great characterization, fresh angles, anything.
I hate writing reviews like this. Cockrell’s love and appreciation of the horror genre is obvious. There’s an enthusiasm here that’s infectious – I could tell that Cockrell had a blast writing this stuff, and that enthusiasm will help him become a better writer. I don’t want to dampen that enthusiasm, but I have to be honest, and in all honesty there’s nothing here that hasn’t been done before, and done better.
I hope Cockrell continues to pound out stories and hone his craft, and that eventually he’ll find his own voice and his own take on the horror genre. When he does, that’s a book I can’t wait to read.
“Dr. Loomis” is Blu Gilliand, a freelance writer whose work has appeared in the fright-filled pages of DARK SCRIBE, DARK DISCOVERIES, SHROUD MAGAZINE and Horror World, among others. He also runs his own blog, October Country, devoted to horror and crime fiction. Feel free to stalk him on Twitter (@BluGilliand) at your own risk.

MARQUIS DE SADE’S JUSTINE: THE MISFORTUNES OF VIRTUE (1977)
aka CRUEL PASSIONDirected by Chris Boger
Written by Ian Cullen (screenplay), based on the novel by Marquis De Sade
Starring Koo Stark, Lydia Lisle, Martin Potter, Katherine Kath, Hope Jackman, & Barry McGinn
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
So, this is basically the kind of stuff I would have loved to have caught back in the 80’s and 90’s before the rise of the internet when the only outlet existing for young chaps to experience soft core porn was Skinemax and Showtime. MARQUIS DE SADE’S JUSTINE: THE MISFORTUNES OF VIRTUE is based on a noted work of fiction (written by Marquis de Sade himself) but in the end, this film serves as just an excuse for ladies in little or no dress to make out with one another and show off their unmentionable bits. Archaic roles of womanhood are explored, but for the most part, Chris Boger uses the themes as a shoddily made backdrop on which to hang one sex scene or scene of women in undress after another.



Sorry. I looked far and wide but could not find a trailer for this one.

MS CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST (2012)
Directed by Ron BonkWritten by Ron Bonk
Starring Kellyn Lindsay, Nicola Fiore, Wes Reid
Find out more about this film here!
Reviewed by Ambush Bug

Not a bad hook to hang your hat on. Revenge films have been around for years, but though there are moments when the script feels crisp (one character points to his black friend and says, “If this were a horror movie you’d be dead already”), the amateur acting and filmmaking ultimately shoots this film in the foot before takeoff.

In order to justify the title of the film, the gang members not only murdify the tenants, but eat them as well. Otherwise, there is no similarity between MS CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST and the original whatsoever. That said, a few sparkling bits of dialog and some decently choreographed fight scenes save this low budgeter from being a complete loss. The filmmakers have definitely done their homework and show a deep respect for the genre through the homage to revenge stories and the somewhat self-aware dialog, which is another saving grace for MS CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST.

THE WATERMEN (2011)
Directed by Matt L. LockhartWritten by Matt L. Lockhart
Starring Jason Mewes, Richard Riehle, Floyd Abel, Joy Glass, Luke Guldan, Tara Heston, Tyler Johnson, Joe Monds, Ashley Myers, Gordon Price, Scott Davis
Find out more about this film here!
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
I can hear the elevator pitch now. It’s THE DEADLIEST CATCH meets HILLS HAVE EYES. While the locale is different, THE WATERMEN takes cues from backwoods horror films such as THE HILLS HAVE EYES, WRONG TURN, and a million other films like it where a group of monstrous men terrorize a group of kids. While the premise isn’t anything particularly new, THE WATERMEN does have some things going for it, particularly a genuinely creepy set of killers and some nice sequences highlighting some gore well done.

And the villains here are a surly bunch of scrubs, which ends up saving the movie. If the cast of THE DEADLIEST CATCH developed a taste for human flesh, you’d have the bad guys of THE WATERMAN. Always looking wet and mumbling in their most guttural SLING BLADE accents, these horrors of the sea are indeed something pretty scary. And yes, the harpoons and fishing gear used to catch and kill these good looking lads and lasses add a bit more menace to them as well.

The rest of the film is pretty by the numbers as the kids are picked off one by one. There’s even a teaser toward the end to suggest a sequel, may I suggest THE WATERMEN II: SWAB HARDER as the title perhaps? Mewes does bring some much needed character to the cast and some of his humor rings as genuinely funny, while others is broad, easy humor more at home in a locker room than in any self respecting film. For some reason, Mewes’ go-to joke is showing his testicles, which he does again here for an all too uncomfortably long scene. That alone gave me more quivers and shakes than the rest of the film.
THE WATERMEN is not a badly made little group of slashers meet models flick. The main fault here is that it is a typical horror film that any well seasoned horror film watcher will be able to call beat by beat. The cast is capable, but too pretty, and even though his part is small, Mewes nutsack, along with some mumbling monsters and some slick gore, can’t save this film from being bits and pieces of films we’ve seen before.

THE FIELDS (2011)
Directed by Tom Mattera & David MazzoniWritten by B. Harrison Smith
Starring Joshua Ormond, Cloris Leachman, Tara Reid, Bev Appleton, Faust Checho, Brian Anthony Wilson, Karen Ludwig
Find out more about this film here!
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
I’m a huge fan of Rated G horror, mostly because when done effectively, it can chill your very soul because it takes you back to a time when everything was scary. Films like SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES and the TV version of SALEM’S LOT come to mind as perfect examples of childhood fears made real in cinema. Though not as effective as the aforementioned films and I’m not sure that this is necessarily G-Rated horror, THE FIELDS definitely has a lot more going for it than against. Sure it is filmed on the budgetary low, but it makes up for it with a dark mood, genuine performances from a talented cast, and a firm hold on what childhood fears are all about.



Sure this is a slow starter and some of the acting is a bit stiff at times, but THE FIELDS really takes off when the darkness of the fields surrounding the farm descends upon Steven and his grandparents in the latter half. For those with patience, this will be a satisfying experience. It may cause some to long for the fast forward button, but if you remember sleeping in your room as a child and being petrified by the dark shadows and creepy noises of the countryside, you’re going to have some fun with THE FIELDS.

THE WICKER TREE (2010)
Directed by Robin HardyWritten by Robin Hardy
Starring Brittania Nicol, Graham McTavish, Jaqueline Leonard, Henry Garrett, Honeysuckle Weeks, Clive Russell, Christopher Lee
Find out more about this film here!
Reviewed by Ambush Bug

THE WICKER TREE, which is said to be the true sequel to the original classic tale of THE WICKER MAN, does get points for approaching the material from a new angle. This time, instead of a detective venturing to an island in search of a missing girl and stumbling upon a cult, a pair of bible-thumping cheerios show up on an island with hopes to convert the natives to Christianity. Whereas I was rooting for THE EQUALIZER Edward Woodward’s Sergeant Neil Howie to survive the ceremony of the pagan tribe, in THE WICKER TREE I couldn’t help but anticipate these two holy rollers biting it.

Had the couple (Beth and Steve, played by Brittania Nicol and Henry Garrett) been likable, I could see becoming invested in this story and giving a fig. But that’s the main flaw of this film. Neither are very good actors. Nicol shows a lot of talent via her singing voice, but still is rather stiff in line delivery. Nicol seems like a thespian compared to Garrett, who is either the best actor in the world playing an idiot or just a bad actor (my vote is for the latter). The film is elevated by some genuine Scottish actors (Graham McTavish, Clive Russell, Jaqueline Leonard) whose Scottish brogues at least make you feel like you’re getting some culture while watching. Christopher Lee gets his name on the DVD box, but due to a back injury he sustained before filming, he only shows up for a brief flashback cameo.

Predictability is another shot against THE WICKER TREE, as though the protagonists are extremely different, the narrative is the same as the newbs are oblivious to their plight until it’s too late. THE WICKER TREE is an admirable effort, but the shifting tone, unlikable performances by the leads, and relatively low gore and scare factor really don’t help it. Intended to be the third part of THE WICKER MAN TRILOGY, this sequel isn’t making me long for another visit.
Ahh, the hell with it…NOT THE BEES!!!!

11-11-11 (2011)
Directed by Darren Lynn BousmanWritten by Darren Lynn Bousman
Starring Timothy Gibbs, Michael Landes, Wendy Glenn, Lolo Herrero
Find out more about this film here!
Reviewed by Ambush Bug

The title 11-11-11 refers to a specific date some believe to be significant to the fate of the entire world. The story follows Joseph Crone, an atheist and famed author of thriller novels as he returns to his childhood home in Barcelona, Spain to visit his brother (Michael “FINAL DESTINATION 2” Landes) and ailing father. As the fated date looms closer, Crone starts experiences visions of his deceased wife and child, as well as glimpses of hooded demons in the periphery and the numbers 11-11 everywhere he looks. Soon, Crone becomes obsessed with the numbers and convinced that the date 11-11-11, which is mere days away, is significant to his own fate and the fate of the world.

Fans of Bousman’s torture porn days on his SAW installments or the gaudy glam-horror of RETRO: THE GENETIC OPERA are bound to be disappointed at this somber and patient thriller. There is very little by way of gore here; instead Bousman relies on heavy mood and thick ambiance that oozes from the Barcelonan castles, mansions, catacombs, and cobblestone streets. Bousman soaks in the history of the land and relies on the gothic cityscape to convey a sense of old worldliness you just can’t get from a Hollywood set.

I wish Bousman had time to sit with this film as it seems to need a bit more time on the editing block, and some transitional pick up scenes might have made for a more seamless story. But given the 11-11-11 deadline, Bousman pulled off something decent, though slightly shy of great. The saving grace of 11-11-11 is that it takes full advantage of the cryptic Spanish surroundings and some clever scares helped save this one as well. If anything, this serves as a glimpse of the potential Bousman has and makes me excited for what is to come from this director.
And finally…friend of AICN HORROR Peter Katz just completed this short film called ALREADY GONE and wanted to share it with all of you! This is a tight little action thriller that hits the ground running and doesn’t stop starring Shawn Ashmore. The short is about criminals who steal from other criminals and more can be found out about this film on Facebook here! Enjoy!
See ya next week, folks!





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