The Kidd here...
Horror movie + hot female protaganist = dirty white tank top.
If Platinum Dunes managed to get anything right with their horror remakes over the years, it was the genius idea of making sure Jessica Biel was wearing a white tank top to be covered in filth throughout THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACARE. Therefore, leave it to Relativity to borrow such an appealing equation for the final poster for THE HOUSE AT THE END OF THE STREET.
While the rest of the film doesn't look that appealing (although Elisabeth Shue's inclusion certainly is nice), at least we have Jennifer Lawrence looking like this...
I can't be the only one who thinks she's been Photoshopped to look a little Asian here though... can I?
-Billy Donnelly
"The Infamous Billy The Kidd"
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