Last week’s “South Park” didn’t live up to its opening, but it was fun to see all those trains dismember all those people.
Comedy Central says of tonight’s “Jewpacabra”:
South Park's big Easter egg hunt is in jeopardy when there are rumors of a dangerous beast lurking in the woods nearby. Cartman tries to warn everyone that their lives are at risk if they participate in the egg hunt. No one believes him until he produces video evidence of the mysterious being.
One upon a time hot career consultant Christina Cha and wee man Leif Manson seemed due for imminent expulsion, then there was a swap and a merge and appendicitis and suddenly Jonas Otsuji is back to making sushi in Utah.
I’d just like to make the point here that aphasia-riddled Greg “Tarzan” Smith is no Coach or Phillip. He’s got a medical degree and runs a successful plastic surgery practice down in Houston. Don’t fuck with him.
“One Tree Hill” reaches the end of its run tonight after nine seasons and 187 episodes. It goes out as one of the CW’s most popular series:
CW Series
(Adults 18-49; repeats in gray; older weeks in parentheses)
1.2 (1.3) (1.2) (0.4) (0.4) (0.5) (1.4) (1.3) (1.2) Vampire Diaries
0.7 (0.6) (0.5) (0.6) (0.5) (---) (---) (---) (---) Next Top Model
0.7 (0.7) (0.6) (0.7) (---) (---) (---) (0.7) (0.7) 90210
0.7 (0.8) (0.8) (0.7) (0.7) (0.8) (0.8) (0.7) (0.7) One Tree Hill
0.6 (0.7) (0.7) (---) (---) (---) (0.7) (0.8) (0.7) Secret Circle
0.6 (0.7) (0.4) (0.3) (0.4) (0.8) (0.8) (0.8) (0.4) Supernatural
0.5 (0.4) (0.3) (0.2) (0.3) (0.5) (0.5) (0.5) (0.3) Nikita
--- (0.2) (0.1) (0.2) (0.5) (0.6) (0.6) (0.6) (0.6) Hart of Dixie
0.5 (0.5) (0.4) (0.5) (0.4) (0.5) (0.4) (0.5) (0.6) Ringer
Returning tonight:
Off Their Rockers (8pm NBC)
Toddlers & Tieras (10pm TLC)
Premiering tonight:
Best Friends Forever (8:30pm NBC) is a sitcom created by actresses Lennon Parham (“Accidentally On Purpose”) and Jessica St. Claire (“In The Motherhood”), neither of whom had previously written an episode of TV. And you can tell. Parham and St. Claire also star.
Wednesdays, Feb. 1-March 28, 2012
(adults 18-49; older weeks in parentheses; repeats in gray)
5.3 (5.1) (5.4) (5.7) (5.0) (5.1) (6.1) (6.1) (6.0) American Idol
2.9 (2.8) (3.0) (3.2) (2.9) (2.8) (3.1) (---) (---) Survivor
--- (---) (---) (---) (2.4) (---) (2.4) (2.5) (0.9) Revenge
1.9 (2.0) (4.5) (2.4) (4.8) (4.8) (4.7) (5.5) (2.7) Modern Family
1.9 (1.8) (2.4) (2.0) (2.7) (2.4) (2.4) (2.9) (1.9) Happy Endings
1.8 (2.6) (2.8) (1.8) (2.6) (2.9) (2.6) (2.5) (1.5) CSI
1.7 (3.2) (2.8) (1.5) (3.1) (3.1) (3.1) (3.3) (2.1) Criminal Minds
1.6 (1.6) (1.4) (1.6) (1.5) (1.5) (1.7) (1.5) (1.7) Whitney
1.5 (1.3) (1.5) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) South Park
1.2 (1.4) (1.1) (1.5) (1.3) (1.3) (1.4) (1.5) (1.7) Are You/Chelsea?
1.2 (1.1) (1.1) (1.1) (1.2) (1.2) (1.2) (1.2) (---) The Challenge
1.2 (1.3) (2.1) (1.5) (2.3) (2.3) (2.4) (2.6) (1.2) Suburgatory
1.1 (1.2) (2.1) (1.5) (2.6) (2.2) (2.4) (2.6) (1.2) The Middle
1.0 (0.9) (1.0) (1.2) (1.1) (0.4) (---) (---) (---) Sons of Guns
0.9 (0.9) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Bent
0.9 (1.3) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Missing
0.8 (1.1) (0.8) (0.9) (0.8) (---) (---) (---) (---) Psych
0.8 (0.7) (0.6) (1.0) (0.7) (0.6) (0.7) (1.1) (0.8) Rock Center
0.7 (---) (---) (---) (---) (0.4) (0.4) (0.8) (0.9) Challenge Aftershow
0.7 (---) (0.9) (0.7) (0.8) (0.9) (0.9) (0.6) (0.9) The Daily Show
0.7 (0.9) (---) (---) (---) (0.4) (0.4) (0.8) (0.9) Dog The Bounty Hunter
0.7 (0.8) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Duck Dynasty
0.7 (0.6) (0.5) (0.6) (0.5) (---) (---) (---) (---) Next Top Model
0.7 (0.8) (0.8) (0.7) (0.7) (0.8) (0.8) (0.7) (0.7) One Tree Hill
0.6 (0.7) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Auction Hunters
0.6 (---) (0.7) (0.6) (0.6) (0.7) (0.5) (---) (0.7) Colbert Report
0.6 (0.6) (---) (0.6) (0.6) (0.5) (0.5) (---) (0.6) Conan
0.6 (0.4) (0.5) (---) (---) (0.4) (0.3) (---) (0.3) House Hunters Intl
0.6 (1.1) (1.5) (0.6) (0.8) (1.2) (0.5) (---) (0.9) NBA Basketball
0.6 (0.5) (0.7) (0.7) (0.5) (0.7) (0.6) (0.7) (0.8) Only In America
0.6 (0.5) (---) (0.6) (0.5) (0.7) (0.5) (---) (---) South Beach Tow
0.5 (0.5) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) American Digger
0.5 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) High School Basketball
0.5 (0.3) (0.3) (0.5) (---) (0.4) (0.3) (0.3) (0.4) Hot In Cleveland
0.5 (0.4) (0.5) (0.5) (0.3) (0.4) (0.4) (---) (0.3) House Hunters
0.5 (0.4) (0.5) (0.5) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) My Crazy Obsession
0.5 (0.6) (0.7) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Restaurant Stakeout
0.5 (---) (0.6) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Ugly Americans
0.4 (0.4) (0.4) (0.5) (0.4) (0.5) (---) (---) (---) Ghost Hunters Intl
0.4 (---) (0.3) (0.4) (---) (---) (0.3) (0.3) (0.2) Hannity
0.4 (0.3) (0.4) (0.4) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Million Dollar Listing
0.4 (0.4) (0.3) (0.3) (0.2) (0.3) (0.3) (0.4) (0.4) O’Reilly Factor
0.3 (0.3) (0.2) (0.4) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Happily Divorced
0.3 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Van Susteren
0.2 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Fox Report
