Comedy Central says of “Cash For Gold”:
Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartman's lucrative new business preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele.
Last week’s “Survivor” tribal reshuffle was kind of hilarious, with all of Colton’s big, athletic, good-looking eviction-targets moving to one team and whiny, wealthy, 21-year-old Alabama student Colton landing on the opposite tribe. This week’s episode promises “shocking final moments.”
Premiering tonight:
Bent (9pm NBC), from writer-producer Tad Quill (“Spin City,” “Scrubs”), is a sitcom about a type-A single mom (Amanda Peet) who falls for her handsome slacker contractor (David Walton).
Couples Therapy (9pm VH1) is a reality show examining “the complicated and often misunderstood world of high-profile relationships.” Dr Jenn Berman's couch will seat DMX & Tashera Simmons, Linda Hogan & Charlie Hill, Chris Nirschel & Angelina Pivarnick, Kasey Kahl & Vienna Girardi and Reichen Lehmkuhl & Rodiney Santiago.
Duck Dynasty (10pm A&E) is a reality show about a backwoods Louisiana family that has grown wealthy manufacturing and selling high-end duck calls and decoys.
* As “The Voice” tumbled to a season low of 5.2, the Wednesday edition of “American Idol” was last week’s top show.
* Returning “South Park” overtook “The Challenge,” “Face Off” and “Sons of Guns” as Wednesday’s top cable show.
Wednesdays, Feb. 1-March 14, 2012
(adults 18-49; older weeks in parentheses; repeats in gray)
5.4 (5.7) (5.0) (5.1) (6.1) (6.1) (6.0) American Idol
4.5 (2.4) (4.8) (4.8) (4.7) (5.5) (2.7) Modern Family
3.0 (3.2) (2.9) (2.8) (3.1) (---) (---) Survivor
2.8 (1.5) (3.1) (3.1) (3.1) (3.3) (2.1) Criminal Minds
2.8 (1.8) (2.6) (2.9) (2.6) (2.5) (1.5) CSI
2.4 (2.0) (2.7) (2.4) (2.4) (2.9) (1.9) Happy Endings
--- (---) (2.4) (---) (2.4) (2.5) (0.9) Revenge
2.1 (1.5) (2.6) (2.2) (2.4) (2.6) (1.2) The Middle
2.1 (1.5) (2.3) (2.3) (2.4) (2.6) (1.2) Suburgatory
1.5 (0.6) (0.8) (1.2) (0.5) (---) (0.9) NBA Basketball
1.5 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) South Park
1.4 (1.6) (1.5) (1.5) (1.7) (1.5) (1.7) Whitney
1.2 (1.4) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Revenge For Real
1.1 (1.5) (1.3) (1.3) (1.4) (1.5) (1.7) Are You/Chelsea?
1.1 (1.1) (1.2) (1.2) (1.2) (1.2) (---) The Challenge
1.1 (1.0) (0.9) (0.8) (0.9) (1.0) (0.9) Face Off
1.0 (1.2) (1.1) (0.4) (---) (---) (---) Sons of Guns
0.9 (0.7) (0.8) (0.9) (0.9) (0.6) (0.9) The Daily Show
0.8 (0.7) (0.7) (0.8) (0.8) (0.7) (0.7) One Tree Hill
0.8 (0.9) (0.8) (---) (---) (---) (---) Psych
0.7 (0.6) (0.6) (0.7) (0.5) (---) (0.7) Colbert Report
0.7 (1.0) (1.6) (1.6) (1.7) (2.0) (1.4) Law & Order SVU
0.7 (0.7) (0.5) (0.7) (0.6) (0.7) (0.8) Only In America
0.7 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Restaurant Stakeout
0.6 (0.4) (0.5) (0.5) (0.8) (0.6) (0.5) FX Movie
0.6 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Monster Man
0.6 (0.8) (0.8) (0.7) (0.5) (0.6) (0.5) Restaurant Impossible
0.6 (1.0) (0.7) (0.6) (0.7) (1.1) (0.8) Rock Center
0.6 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Ugly Americans
0.5 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Challenge Aftershow
0.5 (0.8) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Doomsday Bunkers
0.5 (0.5) (0.3) (0.4) (0.4) (---) (0.3) House Hunters
0.5 (---) (---) (0.4) (0.3) (---) (0.3) House Hunters Intl
0.5 (0.5) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) My Crazy Obsession
0.5 (0.6) (0.5) (---) (---) (---) (---) Next Top Model
0.4 (0.5) (0.4) (0.5) (---) (---) (---) Ghost Hunters Intl
0.4 (0.4) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Million Dollar Listing
0.3 (0.4) (---) (---) (0.3) (0.3) (0.2) Hannity
0.3 (0.5) (---) (0.4) (0.3) (0.3) (0.4) Hot In Cleveland
0.3 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Interior Therapy
0.3 (0.3) (0.2) (0.3) (0.3) (0.4) (0.4) O’Reilly Factor
0.2 (0.4) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Happily Divorced
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