
Greetings, all. Ambush Bug here with another AICN HORROR: ZOMBIES & SHARKS column. Before we get into the new horrors, there’s this…


And here’s the trailer for THE AFFLICTED!
Let’s get on with the fright flicks!
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Retro-Review: LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (1960)
Retro-Review: THE PYX (1973)
THE BURNING MOON (1997)
SMASH CUT (2009)
Advance Review: GALLERY OF FEAR (2010)
ABSENTIA (2011)
And finally…Chris Johnson’s THE HITCHHIKING!

LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (1960)
Directed by Roger Corman, Charles B. Griffith, Mel WellesWritten by Charles B. Griffith, Roger Corman
Starring Jonathan Haze, Jackie Joseph, Mel Welles, Jack Nicholson, Dick Miller, Myrtle Vail, Karyn Kupcinet, Leola Wendorff, Lynn Storey, Wally Campo, Jack Warford, Meri Welles, John Herman Shaner
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
Oh, Thheymour.
Though I have fond memories of going to see the remake of Corman’s classic in the theaters, I had never seen the original LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS until watching this newly remastered DVD/BluRay. This may be one of the few cases where I prefer the remake over the original, mainly because of some fine performances by Rick Moranis, Steve Martin, and Ellen Greene and some cactchy showtunes. But still, Corman’s original LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS still has that charm seen in most of Corman’s earliest endeavors.

Sounds like the makings of a pretty awesome horror movie. Right?
Unfortunately, the horror is downplayed to a point of non-existence here. Everything is played for laughs and even those laughs are pretty lame. Even an appearance by Jack Nicholson, proving that even Jack can give a lame performance, doesn’t save this.

I can’t be too hard on LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. It’s as harmless as Seymour and definitely a fun retro experience by one of the trailblazers in horror, but after watching the lame comedy and low attention to actual horror in the original and the showtune-rific remake, I can’t help but wonder what a LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS that actually delivered the horrors would be like.

THE PYX (1973)
aka THE HOOKER CULT MURDERSDirected by Harvey Hart
Written by Robert Schlitt (screenplay), John Buell (novel)
Starring Karen Black, Christopher Plummer, Donald Pilon, Jean-Louis Roux, & Yvette Brind'amour
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
Made during the height of trendy Satanism and bearing a lot of resemblance to ROSEMARY’S BABY is THE PYX, a film riddled with 70’s police procedural and religious and anti-religious symbolism. THE PYX, also known as THE HOOKER CULT MURDERS in some parts, was a vehicle for actress Karen Black who not only stars in the film, but provides numerous songs for the soundtrack as well.

Director Harvey Hart shuffles between the present and past pretty seamlessly, though the shift was pretty obvious (Black is alive in the past, and a corpse in the present). Still, the narrative flows nicely, revealing important story points in succession making this a well paced thriller.


THE BURNING MOON (1997)
Directed by Olaf IttenbachWritten by Olaf Ittenbach
Starring Andrea Arbter, Ellen Fischer, Ronald Fuhrmann, Rudolf Höß, Bernd Muggenthaler, Kurt Nauder, Beate Neumeyer, Helmut Neumeyer
Reviewed by Ambush Bug

That said, if you’re looking for gore, THE BURNING MOON is definitely one to seek out. Now, don’t go expecting to see any acting skills displayed or clever storytelling or even capable camera work. None of that shows up at all here. But if you want gore and lots of it and don’t really have a care about what else happens in between the bloodletting, THE BURNING MOON might be the movie for you.

Though blood by the vat-load is shed and splattered, realism isn’t really the focus here. Bodies are torn to shreds as if they are made with paper mache, probably because the fake bodies most likely were. Blood is hosed all over the place dripping off of all cast members and the rooms they are attempting to act in. Writer/director Olaf Ittenbach isn’t shy about where his interests lie, and if your interests lie in low-budget gore by the bucketload with little attention to any of the other important aspects of filmmaking, THE BURNING MOON is something you should check out. Those of you who like things like acting skills and creative storytelling might want to look elsewhere.

SMASH CUT (2009)
Directed by Lee DemarbreWritten by Ian Driscoll
Starring David Hess, Jesse Buck, Michael Berryman, Ray Sager, Sasha Grey, Jennilee Murray, Michael Dubue, Barry Blake, Peter Michael Dillon, Meghanne Kessels & Herschell Gordon Lewis
Find out more about this film here!
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Though SMASH CUT has been out for over a year, I recently had a chance to check it out and felt like it was worth passing on to you all. The film from beginning to end is a love letter to the Godfather of Modern Gore Herschell Gordon Lewis, so much so that the filmmaker makes a few appearances in the film to give it his endorsement.

Though the acting is spotty at times, director Lee Demarbre does a great job of capturing the essence of Lewis’ style and mixing it with a story quite reminiscent of Vincent Price’s classic THEATER OF BLOOD, where the filmmaker lashes out at the critics and anyone who gets in the way of his making a film.

With cameos by THE HILLS HAVE EYES’ Michael Berryman and H.G. Lewis himself, if you like classic low budget horror, this film should definitely be on your to watch list. Sure, some of the comedy falls flat, but serving as a swan song standout performance by a great genre actor like David Hess and an homage to one of the greats in gore in Lewis, SMASH CUT deserves to be seen by more people.

GALLERY OF FEAR (2011)
Directed by Alan Rowe Kelly & Anthony G. SumnerWritten by Alan Rowe Kelly & Anthony G. Sumner (based on a story by Doug Smith)
Starring Debbie Rochon, Jerry Murdock, Zoe Daelman Chlanda, Raine Brown, Alan Rowe Kelly, Katherine O’Sullivan, Terry M. West, Don Money, Benzy, Mike Lane, Terry Shane, Miguel Lopez, Robert Norman, Shane Khulman, Tom Lanier, Susan Andriensen, Jesse May Laumann, David Marancik
Find out more about this film here and here!
Reviewed by Ambush Bug

The film is bookended with a story starring scream queen Debbie Rochon playing a snobby art critic left in an abandoned gallery. Though this story is light on the scares, Rochon does segue the three short installments very well. A la NIGHT GALLERY, Rochon flits from one twisted painting to the next, giving down-snouted criticism while swizzling a glistening champagne flute that looks somewhat sinister in the right light.

Next up is a more comical piece of B-Movie mayhem. Though lacking the heart of the first segment, “Down the Drain” makes up for it with funny bone. Jerry Murdock returns in this one, this time homaging Bill Murray’s CADDYSHACK performance as a dimwitted and down on his luck substitute teacher who can’t seem to get any respect from anyone. Things start to pick up when the sad sack goes off his meds and starts seeing a sewer monster. Then those who antagonized him start dying. This is a fun piece, reminiscent of CREEPSHOW’s “The Crate” sequence, especially when the teacher’s annoying wife shows up to berate him.

At the moment, GALLERY OF FEAR is touring the festival circuit. It’s another fantastic anthology from two filmmakers who aren’t afraid to take bold turns and tackle tough subject matter through the bloody lens of horror. I’ll definitely be keeping you all in the know when and where you can check this one out.
New this week on DVD/Bluray!
ABSENTIA (2011)
Directed by Mike FlanaganWritten by Mike Flanagan
Starring Katie Parker, Courtney Bell, Dave Levine, & Doug Jones
Official site.
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
BUG NOTE: I reviewed this film quite while ago, but since it is being released this week on DVD, I figured it would be good to remind folks about it. It’s definitely worth checking out.
ABSENTIA opens silently as Tricia (played by a very pregnant Courtney Bell) wanders around the neighborhood posting MISSING posters on telephone poles, replacing ones faded giving a clear indication that she’s been doing this for quite some time. We find out that Tricia’s sister, Callie (played by Katie Parker) is coming to visit her to be with her for the birth of her child. The tone of the film is very serious and as the sisters go through the motions of grieving the disappearance of Tricia’s husband and accepting the fact that he’s most likely dead.
But though the mood is deathly serious, there’s a lot of fun to be had with ABSENTIA. Turns out Tricia’s husband wasn’t the first to disappear and that there is a series of disappearances leading back hundreds of years all around the same tunnel running under a road across from Tricia’s home. Though no one believes it at first, when more folks start disappearing and ghosts of the abducted start showing up (including a very creepy Doug Jones), Tricia and Callie are forced to consider that some kind of creature is taking these people.
ABSENTIA is not your typical modern horror film. It’s not dumbed down. It’s not badly acted. It doesn’t feature tired clichéd monsters. What it does have is powerfully scary moments, themes with heft, and an impact that will leave you remembering this film long after the credits.
And finally…you think you’ve seen every variation of the hitchhiking motif? Think again in this hilariously creepy short by Chris Johnson called THE HITCHHIKING! I loved this shortie film from 51 Deep productions!
See ya, next week, folks!





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